they did it again Oh
tales of my ventures must have travelled
far across the land the mad lads over a
dauntless they've done it again
they've sponsored the jacksepticeye
variety Channel they knew a true warrior
when they saw on then you a hero a
champion the Gaelic gladiator is back
again to fight once more
not only that oh Jesus not only that but
they've gone mobile
dauntless is out Nintendo switch now and
it's free you can kill monsters anywhere
you can go anywhere your tiny feet can
bring you you can fight monsters to the
death
you can download it yourselves I'm not
even in focus and even I know about it
there's a new mode in the game called
escalation which is you go up you have
one set of gear you've one set of things
and I jump in and fight back-to-back
behemoths now for any regular player
that would be difficult but for me the
Gaelic gladiator the Irish warrior tour
I look like someone who knows what
they're doing
please say yes so there's a new mode
called escalation which is one set of
gear one set of supplies are just
back-to-back behemoths so I'm gonna have
to go up I'm gonna get rekt I'm not
gonna know what's going on I'm not gonna
know my airs from my face but I'm ready
to give it a shot ready to go into my
own and fight for glory alright Murari
I am absolutely ready she's right off
the bat okay how's it going you want to
fight I I'm not listening to you talk
man Oh God okay maybe I should listen to
you talk where's your weak spot in your
face maybe God what are you doing you're
so many rocks to fight me
this is this is this is cheating oh god
oh god he's farting fire everywhere God
this sword is slow a more an axe man
myself okay okay maybe it's just respect
when access it it's not I got this I got
this I got oh Jesus me not that scary oh
god he's waiting fight oh jeez you can
keep backing it all enough but I'm gonna
end you
I'm gonna sever your legs yeah
oh that was cool y'all see that are you
all impressed I'd be impressed if I were
you watching this video but she okay
remember the movie I did before don't
remember that one okay where does my arm
where's my RV dude I might just powered
up I'm ready to go rude destroy his
entire day make him regret get no too
bad Jesus can you just stop stop
spinning in circles like a fire
sprinkler yeah here we go I got my
special attack which is just a fling
rocks at you want to hurt left this is
only the first guy I'm clearly not cut
out for this
well I'm also doing it on my own because
I am stubborn and I want to prove a
point to myself yeah let me just restore
my health here for a second now drink
out of this magical pool of Tranquility
so smack this thing or okay pick one app
to edge oh I like this refills you're
faster five charges your flash also
grants you the effect of bulwark tonic
deal plus 5% damage I feel like I kind
of need this one because I'm already out
of health deals plus five damage for
each other player with squad goal I
don't have any friends
I'll get my health back and then we'll
progress to round two dude I am like a
sexy little ninja I love it okay oh god
there's two what what's
company detecting at least two believers
in your position yeah you think I'm the
one who's here
I know get this action going on he's
just late that his buddy that's cute oh
oh whoa I got super blades hey my magic
ow
he's my magic better God Almighty what
is this you're putting up your own gold
post in the middle I'm not I mean I here
to play soccer
I'm not here to play around a flat foot
ball okay good the whole the guy is slow
I think I can take down the little yep
little blue boy first I'm not freaking
out I'm not panicking a master master
swordsman I'm a master bachelor
realistic sucks they put on four oh my
god he's like if Sonic the Hedgehog took
steroids how do they even get super
special dogs so they can do Wow yeah
baby oh this is gonna be it for you I
could feel it
oh I can feel it you're going down
sister
yeah knees Agha okay whoa this tooth
breakdancing Jesus no get away from
there
oh you have a super special dodge that I
can use to get away how am I supposed to
avoid that if he does it again
Oh God Jesus I don't think I have the
right sword for this I'm fine I'm fine
look he's he's cowering in fear now he
was building up energy oh it broke some
of his leg nice now the battle gets a
lot better
watch this oh don't do a big thing
don't do it go on no what are you doing
some charge you know I'm getting free
hits and yet it's all I care about ah
you missed your derp about this lady
trucks all rocks taste good your whole
body is rocks now you know how it feels
to be me
eating this over and over again - I'm
whaling on this dude
which is good because they have no
health potions left this battle
determines who is the coolest dad and
I'm not losing
okay so many rocks there you go
extra little bits of damage nice this is
it
we're getting there oh you think what
are you doing
fold over and diet that's great I
wouldn't know anything about that I have
no idea what that feels like ow
oh wait don't do your spinny thing again
if you're spending thing again it might
be all over for me
look god it can parity hurt him come on
come on come on baby yeah oh that feels
good I need all my emotions but I think
it okay drink drink drink your soup
drink your soup oh how glorious ooh oh
these are good okay deal plus ten
percent damage for each behemoth below
50% health yes this one please okay
we'll see if I survive this one I'm not
sure
Oh sexy ninja boom see that combat roll
oh okay does only one this time wait
isn't this the first guy I ever fought
before oh Jesus you seem like you've
cranked up to 11 though wait is
everybody get special lightning things
to the side and I don't whoa epic Raju
Raju eight there you go I need health I
need health Wow I died I was just about
to go get help
ooh I gotta think Oh back in the game
baby oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I got a
sink right do more damage now Oh God oh
oh you have no tail bro yes yeah oh this
is what it's like to be a gangster
Rory's on fire okay don't die don't die
that would be foolish if you died get
some soup
Wow need to get rid of these these are
the things that are annoying me
just go down oh no not me yeah oh look
at my health that was the last revive I
had in the last health I had stuff okay
until next behemoth defeated game post
20 critical strike after using your
lantern okay deal for pro players go go
this I guess I think I'm dead on the
next one I don't think I can make this
one we'll try it oh god it's a Reynes
offices ah
man let me down I'm down oh I lasted a
lot longer than I thought I would I
thought as soon as I got in I was gonna
go down I was talking a big game but I
didn't have the the skills to back it up
this is an important step for life all
right time to go again have a familiar
weapon this time dog I'm back with an
axe is it the same guys again okay no so
to change up the order of that's cool I
like that means you can't get in and
just wreck house these moves okay I need
to be more cognizant of what I'm doing
yep okay or not you know oh and it can
charge up attacks this one I forgot all
right you're not too tough
but nevermind fruits the Huggies get me
out
take that you stupid form oh yeah oh
yeah oh yeah bring it back baby bring it
back baby oh I love it
my favorite attack in the game can you
just sit there he's not mad bastard you
can do that all you want but i'ma do
this yes okay so when your rocks there
you go
I know throw your axe there you go I
know Sam your axe oh you're doing mighty
you're doing wonderful sweetie charge up
no 1,400 on one hit go home nice oh he's
mad oh he's so mad nope stay on the
ground Birds and they're flying man oh
yeah oh yeah whoo okay we should be able
to do better against the next guys
because they won't be flying up in the
air like that that was really messing me
up that time and they ended with three
health fail stills so that's good I'm
doing better I really like this though
it's kind of like a roguelike type of
thing where I go through one area I get
the next upgrade and then I'm more
powerful for the next one so it rewards
really high-end play which I don't
really have
mr. pick knows I can kind of deal with
but the other guy I'm not sure about I
don't know what he does yet I could have
done a lot more damage with that but I
got scared okay so you just rain spikes
then you fall over and have a seat okay
you don't you fight back again oh yes oh
yes
slower characters yes please knots not
even close what do you do throw it
nice damn it come back here
you back it up for he gets scared little
pig man hey maybe I should deal with the
little guy first he seems more
manageable nope never mind
okay okay I'm not scared I'm nice do I
look scared I'm not scared I can do this
all day
Wow baby now what's this yeah eat rocks
basically I've been eaten from you for
this entire fight so far yeah you're
more like a fart than anything you're
not really doing that much damage you're
just kind of there and you're annoying
and everyone can smell you shield up
whenever you can that's my plan from now
on and honestly I think it's a solid
strategy yeah god I loved an attack yeah
now one of you are down it's over for
the other one right your gob let's try
an get some both nom nom nom soup that's
enough I don't need more don't get
greedy
oh oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh dammit how
they miss that oh that's stupid
I got it nice oh you little thorn in my
ass you're nothing but a stain on my
underwear and stop running at me I need
to be far away from you to do my thing
yes oh that's exactly how I wanted to
kill him oh that was a good one
I'm down to just one potion though but I
haven't run through my first fight yet
so that's good what is this my fault one
of you before if you like a must have
but I honestly can't remember I need to
get better about my booth to get better
about my distancing with that or one if
I can throw it perfectly and do a bunch
of damage but they just move so much he
hit himself little dudes the hell is
this ganging up on me coward
oh yes fight your own battles huh this
is this is good for me I like this this
is good for me and all my friends damn
it
and through the wrong direction oh I got
through it nice okay that's enough
please
nice nice nice back it up don't get
greedy
what are your enraged blame enraged as
well okay I didn't like what you just
did to me I am in a bad way I've use any
revives yet though that's good [ __ ] [ __ ]
get off me yes
stinky brain oh I'm dead love using your
voice hmm Oh
ah damn it yes that wasn't damaged at
once feels so good really makes me feel
like a winner at life Oh big wins big
wins for Jackie
oh you're so close to dead oh that blew
up in your face you just ate your own
attack bruh yes okay one last route to
go can I have my health potions back I
am severely into this ah yes
fight health flasks back let's go baby
okay I fought both of you before this
guy on the right should be one of the
easier ones to do but it depends on how
aggressive the other guy is I don't know
what I am but I'm doing damage oh nice
okay I took a quarter off one there's
still a lot to go though I'm on fire god
damn it roll token roll okay okay we're
doing well now
oh you guys are here enough to do
something that fire a guy he just kind
of sat around doing this thing for a
while so that really hoped don't call
all your friends all right
absolute cowards fight your own battles
I'm fighting here all on my own
you guys are like oh I need friends what
oh you hairy Mary that took a big old
blow to my ego one of them is almost
dead this is the most tense through all
my health potions I only have one revive
left I can't even see right am half the
time okay last revite I can do it though
all I need to do is beat these guys and
I'm happy one of them is so close just
kill me just kill him just calm down
just kill him damn please
please it's all I want I'm dead damn it
ah man I couldn't even get as far as
last time damn it man I thought I had
bad I let them down
I let the sponsors down I let Dauntless
down I couldn't defeat them I'm sorry I
tried my best but take my message take
my energy and take my gladiatori honest
and go out and fight for yourselves
because if you click the link in the
description you can get dauntless
yourself for free it's a free game go
defeat the enemies that I couldn't be
better than me also it's out in the
switch right now which is really cool I
can't wait to be able to download it and
go everywhere and play this game on the
go because it really is very conducive
to that or you can just go do a battle
and then just put it away and then take
it back out again and do another battle
in a little bit I'm so excited I'm
finally gonna gear up with all my
friends and defeat the enemies that I
couldn't before but go get the game for
yourselves click the link in the
description and try out the new
escalation mode I think it's really cool
I like it a lot I get so into this game
whenever I play because it just gives me
that feeling of like smacking a big
thing with another big thing and I love
that to death
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