- Your breasts are huge.
- I know.
It's ridiculous, cheers.
- Cheers.
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In my sexual fantasies, I'm often not masturbating
during them.
I just like to think about it as I fall asleep,
I'm like, ooh, I really like this person.
Let's have a bit of a sexual fantasy.
But I never get to the sexual portion.
- Yes!
- I get too wrapped up.
I'm like, oh, come on, Ron Weasley, let's go
to the library together and have a great conversation.
Likely, I'll touch your dick.
But right now, we're trying to find out about Voldemort.
- It's always like, the previews to it.
- Yeah. - Like, I,
whenever I have a new like, celebrity crush,
my sexual fantasies about them are always about how we meet.
About how I'll get them to, like, you know,
go for coffee with me.
- I meet all the celebrities I fantasize over, currently,
just Jay Baruchel and Joey Richter from StarKid,
the Harry Potter musical.
We're all at the brig by the house
and we all go out, awe get drunk one day,
confesses that he really likes me
'cause he's had to get to know me,
no one else, no one else is there, they're all idiots,
they're morons, I'm the only one in the conversation.
- He likes you by default.
- Yeah.
Well, I didn't, well, you just ruined
all of a sudden. - Sorry.
I just ruined your sexual fantasy.
- Yeah.
Around the house, all, I like the real world
'cause we get to go outside and go to a bar,
we have an argument at the bar
because I'm talking to another guy and he gets jealous,
but why would he like me, I didn't know.
I come home, he's upset, my house mates tell me,
and he's come to have sex with me, he's like, I love you.
So we make out, that's all we do because we're above sex.
- Sometimes when nothing happens, it's more special.
- Yeah.
- It all happens, which is...
- 'Cause it all happens with like, a stranger
that I'm drunk with, it doesn't all happen
with my best friend who I fall in love with.
- That's why we haven't made out yet.
We have a deeper connection than that.
- I was talking to Jesse Eisenberg, but you'll do.
- Here's a confession.
Recently, I've sort of, the sexual, what?
- No, I know what you're gonna say and I'm excited.
- Oh, okay.
Recently, the sexual fantasies have sort of taken a,
a back seat, and the relationship fantasies
have been comin' out about one particular individual.
- A special guy.
- Who shall remain nameless.
- Rename nameless.
- We're naming him in a minute.
Who shall remain...
- He will remain nameless, but let's just say
he's a famous YouTuber.
- Let's not say that.
Have you sexted him at all?
Like, movie scenes that you think, oh,
I'd like to reenact that?
- Oh, oh, okay.
Let's do this. - Okay.
- The Notebook, I'm sorry.
Yeah, don't, you just like, strut your way, like, no.
When they're both soaking wet and he's just,
they're like, both making out, and they're both wet,
and they're in the house, and he's like pushin' her
against the wall, and then they're like running up
the stairs, and he's like carrying her, and then like,
they're taking her stockings off, like.
- Stockings.
- Yea, but, seriously, I like, have bought stockings
just for the, just so that somebody can then...
- Yeah. - Take them off of me.
Without them being tights 'cause tights
are fuckin' awkward.
- How embarrassing, if someone takes you home,
and then you've got tights up to here,
and your pants are so partial, and then there's like,
a weird, like, patch there.
- If you're wearing like, lacy underwear,
and then some stockings, it's like...
- Nothing sexier.
Especially when you've got a short skirt on.
Bend over, oh, can you see a bit of my thigh?
Something that I've seen on screen that I would like
to recreate, Spike and Buffy.
- See, I've never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- When they, like, they finally,
do you swear on your channel?
- Yeah, fuck it.
- When they finally fuck, and they like,
because she's superhuman and he's superhuman,
and they're like, fucking, and the whole house is breaking
down around them, and they're just like,
fucking the shit out of each other.
Fucking the shit out of each other
and everything's falling, I love it.
I just want...
- Want that.
- I wanna demolish a building with my love making.
- Cruel Intentions is like, one of the sexiest films
I've ever seen. - Oh, my God.
- And I know it's kinda gross and weird
because they're like, step brothers, step sisters,
but they're not related.
- And she gets in the mood, she's like rubbin' him.
- Oh, boy, oh, boy, I...
- What YouTubers have you had sexual fantasies about?
Other than Lucas, not sexy.
- I don't even fancy Lucas, I read that he was just
in my dream.
- Well, if he's not, then this is gonna be really hard.
Obviously, me and Watsky have been in the big brother
house together, me and Tobuscus have been
in the big brother house together, but not only,
like, ones that we know.
- Did you get with any of them?
- Well, that's not a real big brother house.
- 'Cause everyone does.
- Me and Watsky have made out so many times.
But I didn't even get to see his penis.
- Oh.
Would do you imagine it to be like, though,
'cause that's part of the fantasy
is the imagination. - Slightly Jew-Ee.
YouTube, the British YouTubers right now.
- Like our friends. - Yeah.
Well, yeah, our friends.
- Our friends.
- Who would you, if you had to employ one
for a sexual fantasy tonight.
- Tonight, oh, no.
- Who would you sexually fantasize over?
- Okay.
I think PJ is like, really, really attractive.
- I'm going to apologize for this question
'cause I just feel so bad, I can't find one.
- No, no, you can find one because the one
that I'm actually gonna go for is probably your one.
- Is it Crabstickz?
- Yes.
- How unobtainable.
- Okay, yeah, let's just drink to that.
- During like, masturbation, if I was gonna
think of something, it would be just somebody
that I was reading to, orgasming.
Like, I wouldn't care if I was there,
they could just be wanking, I could be there,
it could be happening, but just them feeling,
like, really intense pleasure, sexually, would be the thing
that got me to orgasm.
- That's interesting.
I have to be there.
I have to be the one to cause it.
- Well, definitely not with another woman.
That would put me off.
If you have any fun or interesting sexual fantasies,
leave them as comments because I really wanna know
what your sexual fantasies are.
- We've shared enough already.
It's overly fair.
- Yeah.
So, make that.
- Give and take, like a sexual relationship.
Jars in hand.
The end.
Sexy.
- Not this.
Sometimes this, but...
- Definitely not this, that, yes.
- That's good.
- Thank you.
- That's a nice handful there.
Mine is like, people don't know what to do with it.
- No, I wouldn't.
- It's just like, what...
- Yes, I'll put two hands on it, but now I can't,
ooh, I want to do that, but I'm keeping this up.
Maybe I could prop it.
Too many things.
Mine, hand and, so.
- Go.