[Dave] It was incredible. Five seconds left, 30 feet out, the guy shoots it and...
- He scores. It was incredible. - That was insane.
By the way, did you see Tinka at the Re-orientation ceremony last night?
- Dude, she looked so good. - Ooh!
And did you see Sarah and Beth in the containment suits, those blue ones?
- Wooo! - Whoa!
They looked nice.
- Man, I haven't had sex in so long. - [ mysterious ♪ ]
What haven't you had in so long?
Sex.
What are... sex?
Sex is when erectile tissue in a man's penis engorges with the blood.
The woman's vagina lubricates and the clitoris swells.
Um... [clears throat]
Then the erect penis is inserted inside of the now moist vagina.
Thrusting causes a pleasurable sensation in both parties.
The man's climax is accompanied by the ejaculation of two milliliters of semen,
and for the women anywhere from 2 to 15 pelvic muscle contractions
during which it's common for the urethra and anus to rhythmically contract.
[retching]
- Ugh, that's disgusting. - What's disgusting? Sex?
- Uh! - You need to get the [bleep] out you sick [bleep]!
That thing you just made up is just straight up nasty.
I mean yes, the erectile tissue for our penises becomes engorged.
That's why we don't urinate on ourselves when we're sleeping in our sleeping pods.
I didn't make it up! At least I think I didn't.
Shut your allegiance hole!
We were having a nice time talking about hot comrade-iennes,
and you have to bring up this...
S-E-C-K-S talk?
And then lubricated genitals and rhythmic anal contractions--
[Gary] That's it! I'm calling Decency and Morals.
No wait. We'll be accomplices in depravity.
[sighs]
We need to take care of this ourselves.
[Gary] Your brain...
is dirty.
[Dave, softly] Your brain needs to be cleansed.
- [both chanting] Needs to be cleansed. - No.
Needs to be cleansed! Needs to be cleansed!
[Nick, struggling] Guys, my brain isn't dirty, okay?
It's just your brains have been washed.
Great sex is gross, yes I admit that, but it's also good
and it's natural and I'm gonna do it.
Zarks. What a stressful allotted hangout session.
Tell me about it.
- Would you like an orgasm pill to relax? - Honestly yes.
[ mysterious ♪ ]
[male narrator] The scene you just watched is about a world
where sex doesn't exist.
Such a world, the concept of sex, would be pretty gross.
Don't you think?
Maybe they reproduce with test tubes or something.
I don't know. We didn't think about that,
but evidently they do have orgasms,
and it'll probably be a real things soon.
Maybe they'll have pills that will give you an erection, so.
Have you seen the Twilight Zone?
That's what I meant to reference.
It was an anthology series. It first aired in 1959.
I saw it on Hulu. Good episodes. Holds up pretty well.
So, I guess the reason you haven't had sex in so long...
you know from the title of the video, is that in this world sex does not exist.
And you're just a sick freak for wanting to mash your genitals against another human's genitals.
Notice how he only described heterosexual sex, like that's the only kind.
Not gay sex.
Not to mention that many women prefer direct clitoral stimulation
rather than that [bleep] jackhammerin' action that sicko described.
Plus there's hands stuff. There's all kinds of ways to get your rocks off.
Well, I guess the video is over now.
Alexa,
is orgasm pill a thing yet?