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♫ Buttman
♫ Da na na na da na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Da na na na da na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Da na na na da na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Da na na na da na na na
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♫ Kicking all the butts
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♫ Punch you in the guts
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♫ Slap you in the nuts
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♫ Do the Buttman strut
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- [Annoying Orange] Yeah!
(laughs)
Um, how do you do this?
(screaming)
All these cars were like this when I got here,
I totally promise.
Hey yo, it's A to the O
back again with another gaming video.
Buttman's testing out some new wind turbine technology.
You know, combining with the butt mobile.
For maximum traffic clearance.
It's all about safety, look out guys.
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo
Fart boy?
Bazooka monkey?
I think they have concussions now.
(laughs)
Hey, hey guys, could you, you know, get in the car with me
because uh, we really have to test this thing out.
So why don't you get in the car?
I'm sure that ambulance will be fine.
Okay, Bazooka Money, get in the back seat.
Woah.
(laughs)
No, get in the back seat, Bazooka Monkey.
What are you ...
(whimpers)
Things are getting worse.
Uh-oh, look out, look out!
(laughs)
Bazooka Monkey, do I have to get
out of the car and teach you how to use a door?
Seriously, Fart Boy was able to get in the car.
If Fart Boy can get in the car,
then you can get in the car too.
Quit sitting down on the job!
Bazooka Monkey, come on!
(laughs)
There he goes, finally!
All right.
Let's go test drive.
'Scuse me.
He was parked illegally, we here in the city
are transitioning over to a new system,
instead of giving tickets for illegal parking,
we just hit them with a wind turbine.
Perfect.
(laughs)
I mean, I really don't understand
why everyone is running away in fear.
Doy!
Well that's what you get for
illegally stopping at a red light.
(laughs)
Traffic massaging.
Hey buddy, can I give you a lift?
(laughs)
Oh, he loves it.
Woah!
And he's gone.
(laughs)
Train versus wind turbine, who will win?
(crying)
Train wins again.
Um, excuse me guys.
I gotta get through here.
Oh, whoops.
(gibberish)
Excuse me, uh-oh.
Hey, hey!
Wind turbine.
(laughs)
Oh man, I'm really a fan of this thing.
(laughs)
What should I call it?
Traffic massaging.
There's never a traffic jam when Orange is in the house.
Yeah, when Orange is in the house.
Wohoo!
(laughs)
You know, I really do love the new
industrial sized, traffic massager,
but I think we could do even better.
What do you think, guys?
Fart Boy, Bazooka Monkey?
What do you think, should we give
our industrial sized traffic massager an upgrade?
I think we should.
(screams)
(laughs)
There we go, I feel like this is much more reasonable.
Don't you guys?
Like when I'm clearing traffic,
I don't want just one turbine.
I want many.
It's just a much more effective experience overall.
Oh, here's my first victim.
I mean, uh, not victim, customer.
Customer, he's the first customer
of the traffic massager, excuse me.
(laughs)
Is traffic prevalent in your city?
Then you need Buttman's new industrial sized
super, duper traffic massager exploder.
I think we've got a winner here, guys.
(laughs)
Excuse me, massaging traffic over here.
(laughs)
Buttman business.
And see, the cops aren't even trying to get me.
They understand.
They're like oh, it's just Buttman
with a thousand turbines in front of his car, he's okay.
We understand.
Traffic is terrible.
He's just helping.
(laughs)
Those cars were exploding when I got here.
I actually prefer this now
because I don't have to worry about staying in lanes.
It's like the road is just one, big giant lane for Buttman.
I love it!
If you're trying to fight crime
and you need to get somewhere fast,
this is the way to do it.
Excuse me, it's a no parking zone.
(laughs)
At least, it's not anymore.
♫ When the traffic comes along
♫ You must massage it
(laughs)
I think that's how that song goes, right?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
(laughs)
♫ Da na na na na na na na
♫ Traffic massage
(laughs)
What do you think, guys?
Should we fuse a few more of these turbines on here?
I think that's a great idea.
Okay, let's just get out of the car.
What, uh-oh.
(gibberish)
Ow, ow!
My ketchup packets!
I don't have any left.
Ow.
(screams)
Buttman!
I'm squished by semis and chopped by turbines.
Not a good day for the Buttman.
No, Buttman!
Okay, he's fine.
Don't scare me like that, Buttman.
Geez!
(laughs)
I need a better view.
Uh-oh!
I didn't cause this traffic jam,
this traffic jam was here when I got here.
Despite what you may think,
it has nothing to do with the
giant turbine blades over there.
(gibberish)
Oh, excuse me.
Empty truck?
Needs minions.
It's always important if you find an empty truck,
you've gotta put some minions inside of it.
It's important ...
Oh no.
You broke ...
No!
(laughs)
Hey, what are you doing?
Uh-oh, now you see what you did?
You deserved it, you deserved it,
you minion squisher.
I'm having trouble getting back in the butt-mobile.
Nope.
(squeals)
(laughs)
Bazooka Monkey, I blame you.
Come on, let's get going.
(cries)
Ow.
Okay, maybe if I just get up on the roof here.
No, what the, hey!
(screams)
Oh, Buttman!
No!
(squeals)
My last remaining ketchup packets.
Oh, oh that doesn't look good.
Hey!
What the what?
What the?
It's taking off by itself.
Oh no!
Great, that's the last thing the city needs,
is a sentient, traffic massager.
Actually maybe that is exactly what this city needs.
Come back, traffic massager come back!
What are you doing?
You're massing traffic without me.
Okay maybe if I just land on top of it,
come back, traffic massager ...
No.
(laughs)
Uh-oh.
This is not good.
This is not good for people!
Okay, what I'm going to do is
just land directly on the car.
Ooh.
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
I'm getting attacked by my own traffic massager,
what's going on?
I built you!
I built you, what are you doing?
(screams)
Sir, I would not keep driving forward if I were you.
I would not keep driving forward.
Okay, well, he didn't listen.
I warned him.
(laughs)
You deserve to be on fire, sir.
Um, yeah, yeah.
Don't, don't drive into the giant, spinning turbines.
Oh, oh ho ho.
(squeals)
To the face!
Okay, if I could just get inside the car.
No, not again!
(whimpers)
(laughs)
You're adding insult to injury.
Why do the Buttman creations always
become sentient and start destroying the city?
It's not my fault, by the way.
Oh great, it's moving past the interstate.
No, directly into the heart of the city!
(laughs)
I'm squishy!
No stop!
I'm being defeated by the traffic massager.
I don't know if I'm helping the situation
or if I'm just making it angrier.
(laughs)
Stop!
Okay, guys get in the attack chopper.
We're doing this, we're doing this!
Fart Boy, Bazooka Monkey, we're taking this thing down!
I don't think the cops realize,
I'm trying to help them right now, jeez.
(gibberish)
Bazooka Monkey!
Stop shooting bazookas at the helicopter
while you're inside the helicopter.
It's not going to be a good thing.
Uh-oh.
Now we're caught in the ...
Now we're caught in the plane.
No.
Bazooka Monkey, stop shooting your bazookas,
it's not helping!
(screams)
(cries)
What the?
Traffic massager fused with a blimp?
That's it, this thing is full of hot air.
You're going down.
Okay, maybe not.
(squeals)
Oh, what are you trying to do, Buttman?
The downward dog?
What is this?
You're not doing midair yoga, it's not a good time for it.
We should try to stop the giant blimp
that's fused with the economy-sized traffic massager.
We've got to stop this, right now.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Perfect groin landing once again for Buttman.
Oh man, this thing is destroying the city.
Ohh, what are we going to do?
Wait, Bazooka Monkey, is that you?
Bazooka Monkey, why are you just standing there?
Get to your work, come on.
(squeals)
Bazooka Monkey, you're the worst side-kick ever.
Come on, come get, oh.
(laughs)
Owie!
What's going on here?
How are we going to stop this thing?
It's just getting bigger and better.
Okay, I've got it.
If I use this blimp against that blimp,
blimp technology kills itself.
Excuse me, blimp.
Try that again.
Oh yeah, perfect groin landing once again.
Good job, Buttman.
Okay, now seriously.
We're going to use this thing.
Okay, this is getting.
There it is, there it is.
Okay, we've got to just get this blimp over there
and then we'll be good.
Okay, yes, yes.
This is perfect.
This is perfect!
Uh-oh, stay below.
(cries)
Oh no.
I think I just ...
Ooh.
Ow, ow.
Might have to rethink my plan.
At least I didn't break any of my ketchup packets.
- [Man] Turd.
- [Orange] Oh great, I think it's growing.
Look at that, it's got more turbines on it.
How did that even happen?
(cries)
That didn't work.
This isn't going to end well, is it?
Ooh.
(laughs)
No.
Owie!
It is, it's getting bigger!
How did that even happen?
What is even happening here?
Uh-oh, oh.
(gibberish)
(laughs)
Oh no.
Oh boy.
This is not looking good for the city.
If I could just destroy the actual car
then maybe the whole thing.
It's like, you know, cutting the head off of a snake.
(laughs)
Go limp, Buttman.
Another perfect groin landing!
Wait a second, did it get bigger?
I think it got bigger again!
(laughs)
I definitely didn't cause this.
Okay, could you not run over me?
I'm trying to save the city here.
Buttman's your savior.
Yes, it is.
It's bigger now there's two blimps.
What the heck?
Is this like the gremlins?
Did it get wet and then it gets bigger ...
(whimpers)
Oh, there's cars flying everywhere.
Aw, I've never seen anything like this.
And we survived the great fart monster of 2013!
(laughs)
Alright, we just gotta shoot for the car here.
Yeah.
Excuse me, oh coming through.
(car horns)
(laughs)
I'm helping.
(gunfire)
Yeah, take it down, take it down!
Going directly into the belly of the beast.
Here we go!
(laughs)
Terrible decision.
I blame Bazooka Monkey.
Everything is ...
(whimpers)
It's all his fault.
All his fault!
Oops, okay.
That wasn't too bad of a landing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Lead it to the gas station, I've got an idea.
Yeah!
We're going to splodey this thing.
Come on, come on, get over here, gas machine, come on.
You know you want it, you know you want these.
Ooh, get away!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh splodey splodey.
Yeah that's right.
Buttman's so cool.
He just walks away from explosions.
He's not even looking at it.
Yeah.
Oh, Buttman saves the city once again.
Alright, guys.
Well, thank you so much for watching.
Make sure you do everything you can
to make this the most popular video on the internet
because it totally deserves it because it's so good.
Um, I'm sure that will stop exploding at some point.
Alright, until next time.
Later, hot potaters!
I'm not cleaning any of this up, by the way.
♫ Da na na na da na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Da na na na da na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Da na na na da na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Da na na na da na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Da na na na da na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Kicking all the butts