- SINCE TODAY'S GIVEAWAYS WERE ALL ABOUT YOUR WELL-BEING,
I HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT A PLACE
THAT I RECENTLY SENT MY WRITER LAUREN.
IT IS A TOP-RATED, ALL-INCLUSIVE RETREAT LOCATED ON 400 ACRES
NEAR TUCSON'S SANTA CATALINA MOUNTAINS
PORTIA AND I HAVE STAYED THERE,
AND IT IS UNBELIEVABLY BEAUTIFUL, WE LOVE IT.
IT'S HONESTLY ONE OF THE MOST PEACEFUL RESORTS
I'VE EVER BEEN TO. THIS IS LAUREN AT MIRAVAL.
[Jessie J's "Domino" plays]
[singing] I'M FEELING SEXY AND FREE,
[singing] LIKE GLITTER'S RAINING ON ME.
- I'M HERE WITH MARY GRACE, AND SHE'S GOING TO TEACH ME
AERIAL YOGA.
- YOU'RE GONNA SCOOT YOUR BUM IN
AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF YOUR KNEES.
WAS IT ALL THE WAY OPEN?
ALL RIGHT, HANDS ON YOUR KNEES, JUST EXHALE.
- STOP YELLING AT ME, MARY GRACE.
[Jessie J's "Domino" continues]
OH, HOW COMFORTABLE. [both laugh]
- NAMASTE. - NAMASTE.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU READY TO FLIP OVER?
- I THINK "NAMASTE" ENDS IT, USUALLY.
- NOW, GO FORWARD.
- OH-KAY. ALL RIGHTY, WOWSERS.
- NAMASTE, ELLEN. NAMASTE.
- HAVE YOU RIDDEN BEFORE? - NEVER IN MY LIFE.
OKAY. - OKAY, READY?
PERFECT.
BEAUTIFUL. - NAILED IT.
WE GOT THIS. KEEP GOING.
OH, WHERE YOU GOING, GIRL?
- LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN YOUR HEAD.
YOUR WHOLE BODY KIND OF TURNS THAT WAY.
IF YOU WERE DRIVING A CAR, WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOUR STEERING WHEEL?
- NO, I LOOK AT MY PHONE. [audience laughs]
AND NOW, I'M GONNA CLIMB. - CLIMB ON, LAUREN!
HAVE FUN WITH IT.
- LOT OF PEOPLE SAY "CLIMB ON, LAUREN."
[audience laughs]
UM, THIS IS VERY HIGH, AS IT TURNS OUT.
MATTHEW IS CLEARLY ATTRACTED TO ME.
- ANY QUESTIONS? - A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
- GOOD, WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS? - WHY WOULD A PERSON DO THIS?
- [chuckles]
- OH, GOSH!
WHERE'S MATTHEW?
[audience laughs]
OKAY, THREE, TWO, ONE, STEP!
[screams]
[screaming]
OKAY. OKAY!
WE GOT IT. HEY, MATTHEW!
- GRAB THIS NOODLE!
- MATTHEW IS ASKING ME TO GRAB HIS NOODLE.
[audience laughs]
ELLEN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING ME HERE.
THANK YOU, MIRAVAL. NOW I KNOW WHY YOU LOVE
THIS PLACE SO MUCH, ELLEN.
I HAVE NEVER FELT SO RELAXED AND SO ZEN AND SO FREE.
I'VE HAD THE BEST TIME.
[clunks against glass door] THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU--OH, YOU NEED THE ROBE BACK? OKAY.
I'M FREE. THANK YOU.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE VAN TO THE AIRPORT IS?
IS THERE A SHUTTLE?
IS IT THIS WAY?
IS IT--OKAY.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, LAUREN. I LOVE YOU.
GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SPECIAL DISCOUNTED
"ELLEN SHOW IN JULY" PACKAGE. MIRAVAL IS CELEBRATING
THEIR 20TH ANNIVERSARY NEXT YEAR, AND THEY WANT YOU
TO HIT THE PAUSE BUTTON AND RELAX YOUR MIND AND BODY.
PREPARE TO LIVE A BETTER LIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL GONNA GET
A $2,000 3-DAY, 2-NIGHT STAY AT MIRAVAL.
["The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" by Tony Bennett plays]
[music continues] [cheers and applause]