>>> BEFORE WE BEGIN, I KNOW THAT MYSELF AND THE PRESIDENT HAVE
GOTTEN OFF TO A ROCKY START. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IN A SENSE, WHEN I SAY ROCKY START, I MEAN IT IN THE SENSE OF
"ROCKY" THE MOVIE BECAUSE I CAME OUT HERE TO PUNCH YOU.
>> "WALL STREET JOURNAL." ARE YOU OKAY?
>> TAKE IT. TAKE IT.
TAKE IT. TAKE THAT!
>> WELL, WELCOME BACK TO "HARDBALL."
THAT WAS JUST ONE OF THE MANY TIMES THIS YEAR WHERE "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE" SECURED THIS WHITE HOUSE.
LATE NIGHT TELEVISION HAS DONE SOME LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT
PRESIDENT TRUMP, RANGING FROM HIS FLIP-FLOPS TO HIS GAFFES, TO
HIS TWEET STORMS. LET'S WATCH.
>> TRUMP HAS IGNORED A LOT OF PRESIDENTIAL TRADITIONS, YOU
KNOW, LIKE RELEASING TAX RETURNS OR WORKING ON THE WEEKEND OR
KNOWING ABOUT GOVERNMENT. BUT EVEN HE HAS BEEN ALL ABOUT
THE 100 DAYS. >> JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT WE CAN
ACCOMPLISH IN THE FIRST 100 DAYS.
>> AND NONE OF IT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO GET DONE.
>> AS WE COME DOWN FROM THE DIZZYING HIGH OF WOMEN'S HISTORY
MONTH, LET'S APPRECIATE A WOMAN WHO'S BLAZING TRAILS RIGHT NOW.
>> THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.
HER NAME IS IVANKA TRUMP. >> WRONG.
SHERIFFS ARE ELECTED TO THEIR JOBS.
MAYBE YOU WERE CONFUSED BY HER STATEMENT NECKLACE.
IVANKA'S NEW JOB IS, I DON'T KNOW, HER FATHER ALREADY GAVE
THE HAND OF THE KING JOB TO HER HUSBAND, JARED RIGHT AFTER HE
TOOK PRESIDENT'S LANDING. >> WHILE IT'S A CONTROVERSIAL
EXECUTIVE ORDER, TRUMP REALLY BELIEVES IN IT.
>> SOMETIMES I LOOK AT SOME OF THE THINGS I'M SIGNING.
>> SOMETIMES HE LOOKS AT THE THINGS HE'S SIGNING?
SOMETIMES? JUST RANDOMLY?
NOT ALL THE TIME? HAS ANYONE TRIED PUTTING A
RESIGNATION LETTER IN FRONT OF HIM?
IT'S WORTH A SHOT. >> IT IS AT THIS POINT LIKE A
LAW OF PHYSICS FOR EVERY TRUMP ACTION, THERE'S AN EQUAL AND
OPPOSITE TRUMP CLIP. >> JOINING ME RIGHT NOW IS TED
JOHNSON AND LIZ WINSTEAD, PART OF A GROUP OF COMEDIANS AND
WRITERS WHO ADVOCATE FOR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. I DON'T KNOW.
IT WOULD KILL ME TO BE IMITATED BY MELISSA McCARTHY.
I MEAN IT IS SUCH A PERFECT PUT-DOWN.
SHE'S MANIC. SHE'S CRAZED, AND SHE'S MOVING
AROUND ON THIS SORT OF AUTOMATIC LECTERN OF HERS THAT TRAVELS
INTO PEOPLE. I MEAN IT'S OVER THE TOP SATIRE,
AND YET IT'S A RIOT. TED FIRST.
>> I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S SUCH AN INSPIRED CHOICE.
YOU KNOW, MAKING JOKES ABOUT TRUMP OR THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION, YOU WOULD THINK WOULD BE REALLY EASY.
BUT THE CHALLENGE IS ACTUALLY NOT TO DO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS
DOING. >> WHEN YOU THOUGHT OF
SOMETHING, THEN YOU'D REALIZE SOMEBODY ELSE THOUGHT OF IT TOO
BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON THE SURFACE. >> IT MAY NOT EVEN COME FROM
OTHER COMEDIANS. IT'S COME FROM A HOST OF
WEBSITES. TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING, AND WITHIN
AN HOUR YOU HAVE ALL THESE JOKES SPREADING THROUGH THE SBT.
SO THE CHALLENGE IS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING UNIQUE THAT
PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED ABOUT. THAT'S WHY YOU THOUGHT INSTANTLY
WHEN YOU HAD MELISSA McCARTHY HAS SEAN SPICER, YOU SAW PEOPLE
TALKING ABOUT IT ON TWITTER. IT'S ACTUALLY WHAT THE SHOW
WANTED. >> I LOVE THE FACT IT'S NOT ONLY
SEAN SPICER. IT'S KIND OF IF SEAN SPICER
STARRED ON THE WIZARD OF OZ AND WAS IN MUNCHKIN LAND, WHICH IS
THIS ADDED LEVEL. >> THAT HIGH-LEVEL VOICE TOO.
>> AND I ALSO REALLY LIKE THE FACT THAT WITH THE WAY THAT
WOMEN HAVE LOOKED AT HOW THEY'VE BEEN TREATED BY THIS
ADMINISTRATION, TO HAVE WOMEN TAKING ON THESE ROLES AND
KNOWING -- >> THAT'S A GET EVEN.
>> RIGHT? AND KNOWING THAT TRUMP -- OH, MY
GOSH. AND JUST KNOWING THAT IT'S LIKE
HE CAN'T TAKE IT MAKES IT EVERYTHING.