[Ghost Love Score]
B: Short one?!
B: That's a low blow, sir.
R: The polite term is "manlet," my good man.
C: [laughs]
R: I will also accept being addressed as "short king."
B: [laughs] C: No, I'm goin' with "manlet," that was great!
R: Oh, thank you!
B: Zagreus is like "the term is 'twink,' motherfucker!"
I: Red's gonna need to up her gain past where she usually keeps it, cuz she keeps it too low-
R [glitching]: u-gh, g--
I: -so up it a little bit.
C: Up your gain, Red.
R [glitching]: M-Y G-AI-- I- -U-- C: Her gain is up.
B: Uh, okay, Indigo, where are we going to next?
I: Yeah, welcome back to Traffic On The Four With Indigo, so next up we're gonna-
[laughter] I: Yeah, welcome back to Traffic On The Four With Indigo, so next up we're gonna-
Zelda: Link, can you pick me up a coffee on your way to Ganon's~?
Zelda: Link, time passes differently in my weird stasis field, are they still making pumpkin spice lattes~?
Zelda: Link, only real gamers play with inverted controls~
Zelda: Link, have you tried playing Fortnite,
it's awesome~
I: I have been in a cycle of: putting the kettle on, letting the water boil, walking
away from it, coming back ten minutes later - "did I put the kettle on?"
- putting the kettle on again, walking away, forgetting about it, coming back ten minutes
later - "I don't think the kettle's been on."
- putting the kettle on - and then just never making the tea, just constantly re-boiling
the same water over and over again until it's all evaporated and I no longer have any water to drink.
C: There you go.
R: Are you sure you aren't secretly in hell?
I: [laughs] R: Because that sounds like you might be in hell.
C: Or a sim! R: Because that sounds like you might be in hell.
I: I feel like that would stress me out too much.
R: What, is that not the point?
I: [laughs]
I: No, it's about being motivated, not being stressed, you know?
R: Ahhh. I: You wanna zone in.
R: Well I find the concept of death very motivating.
B: Everything after Homer is just a copy-paste!
I: Pshh.
You think Homer was original?
R: Oh, right.
B: Oof, deep. R: Whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa!!
C: [singing "there she goes"] I: Your pot lid is badly damaged.
B: Those are quitter words. C: It's gonna break under your feet.
B: Aw, fuck.
B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
C: I literally said, "oh it's gonna break under your feet."
B: Well- C: And what happened?
B: All I see is- C: IT BROKE.
C: UNDER YOUR FEET.
B: All I see is that we got to Kakariko Village SO much faster because of that.
B: She was like, "hey Blue, I have a question for you.
Um - was Socrates gay?" and I'm like, "Yes."
[laughter]
I: This first question comes from one of our patrons.
If you want to - uh - oh - oh, Blue just sent me a photo -
R: [laughs] I: - I assume it's of Cleo - [laughs] - yes.
B: It's - it's a Cleo picture. R: What are you doin', man?
I: [laughs] B: It's a Cleo picture.
R: Well, she is extremely cute, but- B: Right?!
R: No no no!
No.
Hear me out.
R: There's two ways to get the dragons to spawn.
R: One of them is talk to Impa.
R: The other one is "defeat all four divine beasts."
B: What the fuck?! I: Oh, EEEEASY!
Let's go!
I: I don't understand a lot about Akira, which I think is a pretty cold take at this point,
but I do know that that bike slide is pretty damn cool! [laughter]
B: There is a certain, like, genre of wine mom who will take a sip of something and be
like "oooh, this is dangerous~" - that's the same energy as dads who walk outside without
a jacket and say "whoof!
BRISK."
And that is ME!
I do that!
C: You DO do that, it's very funny!
R: "Man, that shit's pretty fucked, am I right?
I'm Rod Sterling."
B: Okay.
Good work team. [laughter]
R: Hey guys!
Red here.
I just wanted to thank you all so much for sticking with us for nearly ten years and
taking us all the way up to two million subscribers, this is TRULY astounding, none of us could've
ever predicted this would happen.
We are SO lucky to have you all, and… honestly… w-we just can't thank you enough, I mean - literally
none of this would exist without you guys, so thank you all so much for sticking with
us, for watching and continuing to watch, uh.
Here's to many more years and fun shitposts to come!
Uh, and before I forget, we have some special commemorative two million subscriber enamel
pins in the Crowdmade shop, they're of - uh - the Red and Blue plushies that we sit on
the chair instead of… me… having to draw all those complicated sittin' poses for talking.
So, uh, if you are curious feel free to check that out.
Don't feel obligated - you've already given us so much more than we ever could've asked for.
Um, but yeah!
We will see you… in the next video!
Bye everybody!