Hey everyone, welcome to the Hearthstone KMS Show.
We look at Hearthstone characters and decide whether or not to kill them, marry them, or
SMASH them. *Hearthstone - Main Title plays*
All of us play and watch Hearthstone to varying amounts,
fgffgfg(referring to Toast) obviously, full time streamer,
Scarra plays a fair amount, tries to get Legend every now and then,
Scarra: - tries?
Mark: I just watch a ton - you never get it - I watch a lot of streams,
and then Lily is just now getting into it.
Lily: It's a cool card game.
(awkward silence)
*Transition music plays*
First round.
We have Valeera,
Toast: the Rogue, Lily: - smash,
Toast: Jaina, the Mage, Lily: - smash,
Toast: and Lady Liadrin, the Paladin.
Lily: Smash.
Mark: So...if you didn't understand the rules, you can only smash one of them.
Lily: Why?!
Mark: - those are the rules,
you must kill the other one, and then marry the third.
So, can we just get this out of the way? All four of us
Mark: are gonna smash Valeera?
Scarra & Toast: Hmm....
Toast: Yes.
Lily: Would you really stick your d*ck in crazy as they say th-
Scarra: I - Toast: - no no no no, she's not the crazy one out of these three.
Lily: Really?!
Scarra: Wait, wh- you don't consider her the crazy one?
Toast: No, it's Jaina.
Lily: Why is it Jaina?
Scarra: Wait, why is she the crazy one?
Toast: She's waging a war
against the horde, because they murdered her family.
Lily: There's lore in Hearthstone!?
Mark: Well, I think that's more of a "don't marry her" kind of thing
like I don't want to be on her epic crusade to kill
the Horde.
Lily: Can I smash all of them?
Mark: No.
I think I might be agreeing with you just because I don't want to marry crazy,
and I definitely want to have sex with Valeera.
So by process of elimination I have to marry the paladin
Liadrin looks like she has morals and principles like I want to marry this yes, yes
You think she has morals, look at her eyes they're glowing evil
Toast and Scarra: That's her race!
Toast: Are you racist?
Oh! That's her race Mark- whispers *Yea I didn't know that*
Kill Jaina, marry Liadrin, smash Valeera
Kill Valeera I feel like she has a dark past smash Jana and then marry Lee-aundry?
Lee-aundry???
Liadrin[Lee-ah-dr-in]
Lee-aundry is from League of Legions
Correct. Correct
Kill Valeera she seems evil, marry Jaina she was my first hero
And.....ehhh....
Oh I have to smash the armor lady then
Okay I'll smash her
We have Malfurion the druid
Pichu: Kill
Uther the Paladin
Pichu: Kill
and Guldan the Warlock
Scarra: omg
What kind of options are these I'm gonna go out right out the bat. We're killing Guldan this guy
He has killed thousands of people
unanimously
but if you married him and he's in love with you would he
Kill thousands of people for you, -yes, Toast-he forces you to drink the blood of demons and convert you into you
That's actually pretty sick!
Mark:WTF
Pichu:You guys are really just saying o Guldan is
Evil you gotta look past that exterior.
Scarra: It just hard to look pass the corpses on the ground as well, yeah
Yeah, it's got a wall right oh
I would marry Uther maybe I just like the Paladin class, and yeah, I feel you there. Just like you know
They're you know they're gonna be loyal
Toast: But you can't have sex with them until you married them because of their paladin virtue preventing them
I would just have concubines
You know it's okay. It just be a marriage on paper
Marry Guldan
kill the druid
and smash Uther
He's not going to let you smash
He's going to smash me.. with the hammer
Marry ether Smash Malfurion, it's gonna be wild gonna be rough. It's gonna be like primal
Had to sign me up.
Oh, No I guess I'd smash Malfurion
It just cause like there's no better option
like me at the prom you just gotta go home with someone right
Hey you went home with someone at the prom you gonna be worse yeah, I didn't go to prom yes you went toast hello
I will marry Malfurion because you know he's been in marraige for five thousand years. He's very faithful and
smash Uther
We have Sorcerer's Apprentice
Pichu: Is this legal?
Auchenai Soul Priest
And Armor Smith
*flirtatious music* Pichu-Ooooo She's hot!
Are you saying that because there's a furnace in the background
Well you know in the World of Azeroth
You know adventurers goes off to battle and some people have to create armor for those adventures
and that what better job for a woman *Lily is TRIGGERED*
That's why you're single Toast
Marry Marry the armor Smith she's got a stable job still pretty attractive go to the soul priest very
Attractive would smash, and then you go to the Goblin. I'm just
Pichu: Goblin!?
No *sighs x2*
18 Plus???
Everyone is 18+ yes. She's a gnome. That's why we didn't
You know I didn't have any knowledge officer it's not on me I
I mean just purely in terms of looks the Auchenai Soul Priest has it going on a little more
*claps* would smash
but she looks evil I would kill her
I would marry the armor girl she's pretty hot
and smash the gnome
I will kill the Sorcerer's Apprenitce
Because I don't want to be known as someone who's into that stuff
You don't want to be *gnome* as someone
*facepalms*
I will marry the Armorsmith you know she knows how to
provide good armor
she's got a steady job she'll bring in some income
and I'll probably smash the Auchenai she kinda has that dominatrix thing going on
are you into that?
ehhhhhhh
The classic hearthstone card back the Power Core hearthstone card back and
Molten core from Blackrock mountain, I would smash the molten one. It's hot
Mark: ooo Scarra: oh hoo Toast: laughs awkwardly *hah haa... hah haaaa*
I would kill the competitive card back one because I think compared to hearthstone shouldn't be a thing *gives deathly stare #SHOOK*
And then I would smash that molten one it's hot
You made that joke already you can't make it twice next
it's the power of YouTube who knows they might never see both
Fed better put both in
Next round we have
acolyte of pain
Pichu: Kill
Gadgetzan Auctioneer
Pichu: Kill
Scarra: Is this card draw? ooo my!
cult master
Gagdetzan Auctioneers brings in a ton of money
He's constantly buying and selling weapons. He's rich. You're in for in it for the money. I can respect that
F*cking gold digger
Are you gonna marry any of these for love?
Yeah?!!
Which one?
Acolyte of pain is probably in some weird ass BDM shit not for me so that leaves Cult master for me to smash
I would kill the cultmaster
Because I just think it's the shittiest card over here. Imma be honest here
I'm all about like you know use usability and Cult master zero competitive decks
garbage ass card right now
You're smashing acolyte of pain then?
That's gonna be some weird sex there you might not come out alive
Acolyte of pain you know what he says: "let the pain speak to me"
Wait what if Scarra is into that?
I'm gonna marry cultmaster only woman I'm gonna smash the Gadgetzan Auctioneer because he'll pay me a lot for my services
*laughs* he thinks people will pay him for his services
*Laughter ensues* :DDDDDDD
*quietly* someone else's turn
Elise starseeker
Reno Jackson
Finnly Murggleton
Mark: Sir Finnly Murggleton
I guess I'm gonna have to smash
Murloc?
the sir finnly?
have you ever had sex with a frog before?
Okay, I can't say that I have but I would you like to explain to me how that goes
Alright next we have
Sylvanas Windrunner
Ragnaros and Azure drake. This is a decomposing body with the ghost inside
Scarra: Leader of the Horde
Mark: a pretty good looking decomposing body
Leader of the Horde Sylvanas she's the leader I feel like I've said that the leader of the Horde
yea we *horde* you. that was really bad
I would like to point out that dragons can take the form of any
Oh, that's uh, that's mystique right there
No I'd agree with that
Night yeah, marry Azure Drake smash Sylvanas the only one that looks like a female kill rag,
Wait wait wait but you want to smash a decomposing corpse
I, you know, grab some shovels
Oh my God
Neeeext!
Ysera, Onyxia and Deathwing Pichu- Ew!
All huge dragons
Scarra: all awful options
Pichu: Can I kill myself?
Smash Onyxia
Dude, and then I go that way because you know yo dragon this might go too far
But like she's birthed a lot of dragons yes
Throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Toast: I mean she is a dragon Pichu: Do not put that in, do not
Standard, it's wild, and it's arena
I will kill arena without thinking because arena is an abomination
Anyone who solely streams arena, are skill less players who couldn't hack it in constructed
So kill arena, smash wild, marry standard
Frodan hearthstone caster
Brian Kibler hearthstone streamer
and kripparrian as Alaska. I personally met and talked to all 3 of these
I'm probably closest with Kibler so off the bat that means I'm killing Kibler and I know too much about them
There's no mystery there. Yes, you have you see Shiro
He has a Pomeranian!!!
And then you're gonna divorce him and steal custody away of Shiro, and he's gonna be left without a dog you heartless b*tch
You take away his dogs his viewership goes *falling noise*
Wait really?
That's like you with Temmie. Oh or your high pitched voice.
I would kill KRIPP! In a heartbeat </3.
Because he plays arena. No he's the number one hearth stone streamer on Twitch, and I have attempted it before didn't work out
I see him at a lot of events and one of these days its gunna SUCCEED! *Lily doubting*
I'm married frodan. You know we hang out we play a lot of games together. I already know he's a good husband material
and Kibler
He's married, so it's probably something on the side something discrete
I'll smash frodan I like the looks look at this guy marriage material Kripp
[rap music]
Aww man this is hard I don't really know either of them the guy on the yellow suit
with the spiky purple hair he looks pretty cool
but then I feel bad for kripp
Don't feel bad for him, Pichu-really, he has a lot going on in his life, okay
He will never watch this video
okay I'll kill kripp
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