- We're taking whipped cream into a world unseen.
- Let's talk about that.
(cheerful music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- When it comes to whipped cream,
the original's pretty hard to beat.
You might see a chocolate or strawberry variation
every now and again, but regular degular whipped cream
seems like it's gonna always smash any other flavor
that comes its way.
- Yeah, and you don't see many flavor whipped creams
worthy of extra attention,
at least not until very recently.
Flip Whip, not a sponsor,
recently released these Bleu Cheese and Ranch flavored
whipped cream.
Now listen-
- You're intrigued.
- I mean, I like both of these things.
I'm gonna try the blue cheese.
I will say,
I was told that there were some shipping difficulties,
meaning that these were on the road for quite a while,
unrefrigerated, so...
Consume at your own risk.
- It had to be shipped from Myrtle Beach?
My dad's stomping ground?
- It would be hard to tell
if blue cheese flavored whipped cream had gone bad.
- I know. Do you like it? - Know what I'm saying?
(can hisses)
Well.
- You just suck it?
- Lemme do that.
(can hisses)
- The ranch one has a green tint to it.
- It tastes exactly like blue cheese.
But in a different consistency.
I would love to put that on a salad.
- I think this has gone bad.
(crew chuckles)
- I'll tell you if it has.
- I mean, it's ranchy, but boy is it sour.
- It hasn't gone bad.
It just tastes like ranch.
You're just not expecting it to be like-
- It is so sour, tangy.
- It's good, man!
- No, that was...
Because you told me that it could've been turnt,
now I'm afraid.
- It's all mental, man. I'm just saying.
This tastes pretty good.
But...
(both laugh)
Can we go a step further?
- That got us thinking, yeah, could we flip the script
on Flip Whip,
not a sponsor, as you said,
and beat 'em at their own game?
Meaning, could we make even more adventurous
whipped cream flavors?
- I think we can.
It's time for "Sticks & Stones May Break My Bones
But Creams & Whips Excite Me:
Mystery Whipped Cream Taste Test."
(happy music)
- [Stevie] You know how these taste tests go,
you taste, you guess, points escalate each round,
and the winner receives some special whip drip at the end.
Are you ready to taste your first whipped cream?
- Yep.
- I kinda wish I hadn't tasted
that blue cheese whipped cream.
- I know, it's kinda...
- The only thing that I can taste.
- [Stevie] I think this'll be a little bit better.
KG, why don't you come on out?
- You're gonna spray us directly, huh?
- Yeah.
Don't make it weird.
- Yeah, right.
(Rhett laughs)
That was cool to watch, man.
That was really cool to watch, from that angle?
You just see you get choked.
- You're fine, you're fine.
- Wow.
(crew laughs)
It packs a punch, man.
- Wow.
That's good!
- It's very good, but...
- That's so good!
- It's subtle.
- I don't...
I don't think it's subtle, I think it's strong.
I might be wrong, but I think I know what I think it is.
- Okay. - It's a three two one.
- Is it a three two one? Okay.
- [Stevie] Two, one.
- Popcorn. - Birthday cake.
- [Stevie] Mm. Interesting.
You're in two different directions, and you're both wrong.
- 'Cause it was sweet, but it was buttery.
- It tastes corny and buttery.
- That was a good guess.
- I almost just said butter,
but I taste corn. - So Lily, you made all these?
- [Lily] Yes, I did.
- Okay.
And how did you do that?
- [Lily] It's all heavy cream based.
- Uh-huh.
- [Lily] And we used heat and,
it's all about steeping all the flavors in there,
that you're tasting.
And then the ISI canister is the key to it,
it pressurizes the cream
without having to actually whip it by hand.
- Oh, so it becomes whipped cream as it comes out.
That's why there's so much power.
That thing shot my tongue up,
and then filled up underneath it like spackle.
I almost choked on my own tongue.
- Wow, that would've been cool.
- Like, there was so much, that thing packs a wallop.
- I was more prepared for it,
'cause I saw it happen to you.
- So now, okay,
so now, we need a hint. - Okay, I'm gonna give you
a hint, and then you can just like,
you know, call out your guesses.
- Okay, I wanna have another guess without a hint.
- [Stevie] Are you gonna, do you wanna say it, then?
- Yeah, guess it.
- Waffles.
- Waffles? - [Stevie] Incorrect.
- I still, yeah, I think it's- - Okay, I'm gonna
give you the hint.
- But then I get to guess first with the hint.
- [Stevie] Well you can both just shout out your guesses.
But no, okay, fine.
Yes, Link,
you get to go first. - I just gave him a guess.
- Without a hint, though.
Go ahead. - It'd be great to have this
in the morning while you're sailing the seven seas.
- What do seas have to do with it?
Sailing, oh wait, so you're like a navigator?
You're a sailor?
You're a sailor, and in the morning,
what do sailors eat when they wake up in the morning?
Like a saltine and a cup of coffee?
It wasn't coffee, I don't think.
Is it coffee?
- [Stevie] No.
- No, it doesn't taste anything like coffee, but,
this hint means nothing to me.
It doesn't have any seafood in it.
- [Stevie] Cereal.
- Oh.
Cap'n Crunch.
- [Stevie] There we go.
- Cap'n Crunch. That tasted good.
- [Stevie] Yeah, you wanna taste it again?
Just so you confirm.
- Yep.
- I'm just kind of afraid.
- [Rhett] Open bigger.
- Yeah.
You're fine.
- Mm.
- Mm-hm.
It's very obvious now.
- It's so obvious now that you know it's Cap'n Crunch.
(happy music)
The thing I love about this machine is that,
your mouth is a space.
And in just a matter of a half second,
the entire thing is filled.
- He's talking.
- Let him talk.
- Get him to stop.
- Spike.
That was your fault.
(crew laughs)
- I have a guess.
- Eh.
- And I knew he was gonna respond in this way to it.
- It's spicy.
- Hey, don't say ememrer.
- I'm describing it to the viewer.
It's spicy, it's savory.
- Ready.
- What is that?
- Drop it.
- Don't go RoboCop on me.
- Drop it.
- I almost know what it- - It's, again,
last time I thought I was right, but...
- I'm ready, I do have it now.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Spicy ramen. - Hot wings.
- [Stevie] It's ramen. I'll give it to you, yeah.
- Good guess.
- It is so very specific in,
I mean, I don't like it,
because that taste mixed with that consistency
doesn't really work,
but you completely nailed the flavor.
- Oh, is this a palate cleanser now?
Lemon LaCroix, thank you.
- [Rhett] Not a sponsor.
- And the way that she shot it sideways,
it like totally moved my cheek over.
- You're getting a lot of mouth readjustments.
- I want her to try that on you.
- Well here's the thing I'm doing.
I'm bracing everything.
- Don't brace, just relax and just...
- My cheeks are so tight.
My tongue is in a locked position.
- Bring in the next one.
(happy music)
- Tighten your cheeks up as much as you can.
- But you have to open wider.
- You still gotta get wide, though.
- Ah.
- Okay, so what am I doing?
- I'm just gonna be loose.
- Okay.
(crew laughs)
I'm so...
- That's a bad idea, bro.
I should've been tight.
- I have a guess.
But then there's something about it that's not right.
I'm getting two distinct flavors.
This is just one thing, right?
- [Stevie] Mm-hm.
- Okay, I'll guess.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- SweeTarts. - Green jello.
- SweeTarts.
It's too sour for that, right?
- [Stevie] Okay, you're dancing in the right area.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] This whipped cream flavor
is enough to make your head explode.
- Swarheads! - Warheads.
- [Stevie] Yeah, Rhett.
I think you said Sporeheads, but...
- He said Sporeheads.
- I was gonna say sour apple Jolly Rancher,
but then when you said head explode,
I changed it to Warheads,
that's why I said "Swarheads!"
- He just beat me to it. I'll let him have it.
But there was something,
I thought fishy underneath it.
- Relaxing your mouth is, just between us,
not a great idea.
Like my mouth was totally not ready,
and it rejected it.
Like, once it went in, it firmed up, and pbbt.
- I'll show you how it's done.
- Okay.
(happy music)
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- Mm-hm.
- It's the only way you can get this.
We don't sell it anywhere else.
You might be able to score one on Ebay,
but I wouldn't count on it.
- I wouldn't do that.
Yeah, so it's the record of the year from us,
we do one every year.
So get it.
- MythicalSociety.com? Whatever?
Yes, you know, it's on the screen.
- KG!
All right, so I'm just gonna just totally relax,
and just let you blow me away.
- And I'm going tight.
- I'm just gonna be blown away.
- Y'all, it gets harder to explain to my family and friends
what I do for work.
- You keep trying to explain it?
- Yeah, like every day of work here gets harder and harder.
(can hisses)
(crew chuckles)
- He's not gonna do well with this.
- Ah!
Ah!
(Link retches)
- Yeah.
Not gonna do well at all.
- You know why?
Ah!
You shouldn't do this to cream!
Ah!
What have you done to cream for me?
- I've lost feeling in the part of my tongue
that that made contact with.
I got a spot right there,
the size of a dime, I can't feel anymore.
- Ugh.
Is that because she hit it so hard,
or because you think there's something that,
it's anesthesia?
- I don't know, man.
It could be, yeah. - It was so fishy.
It's of the sea.
- Now we have to decide.
(Link coughs)
What fish is that?
Or what animal is that?
(crew chuckles)
- I mean, I just hate what you've done.
- I got a guess.
- Because it's,
you've taken something that's so much fun,
and then you've turned it into something punitive.
Okay.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Clams? - Sardines.
- [Stevie] One of you is close,
but I'm looking for a dish.
- Giant clams. Oh, clam chowder.
- [Stevie] There you go.
- Yeah. Which-
- And see now that I know that...
- Kind of makes sense,
because you've got the clam and you've got the cream.
That's why it was very unexpected, and not great,
but then by the time it was just kinda going down my gullet,
it was kinda like
"I think I may have just had clam chowder."
Like does my stomach know?
- No.
- That I'm not just eating clam chowder at a restaurant
when it gets there?
- No, it doesn't know.
- It doesn't know.
(happy music)
Before you do this one,
I feel like, I've been watching it as it's happening,
and it's kind of a good long tight stream.
I think we could get some distance.
- Well I was gonna say, let's go totally profile.
You wanna combine the two?
- Ooh, that's tough.
Well then you have to take gravity...
- Like bring it up here.
- You gonna turn more this way, though?
- No, I want you to come over this way.
- Well, but she's gotta be able to aim it.
Aim at his nose, because I think gravity will pull it down.
- [KG] Okay.
- Aim it directly at his nose,
because gravity's gonna pull it down just a little bit.
- [KG] Okay, you want me to go farther, or that's good?
- [Rhett] That's perfect.
- Go...
- Are you relaxed, or tight?
- You have to have your mouth wide open.
- You need to go wide but tight. Wide but tight.
Real wide, but real tight.
Are the cheeks tight?
Okay, all right.
Now, chin up, chin up, chin up.
Right there, aim right there.
- Okay.
- That's too high!
- Can we go farther?
Ready? - That's perfect.
- A little lower.
- [KG] Keep your mouth open.
(can hisses)
(crew laughs)
(Rhett applauds)
- It made it in, though.
It made it in. - It worked!
- Wow.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- Now you go.
- Okay, I mean based on that,
I feel like you gotta be a little bit closer.
- I feel like we can go further.
- No!
My mouth is so small, though.
- No, I think it might be bigger.
Okay, so open.
Okay.
Ready?
(can hisses)
(crew laughs)
- Got it a little low.
- [KG] I'm just gonna...
- Well.
Well I'll be.
- This is vegetal in nature.
- It's so familiar.
What is that?
Lemme see if I can get some more.
I'm sorry.
I know some of y'all have a phobia
about things being in beards.
- I'm looking at the color of it.
- So am I.
- It's a little bit...
- A little bit green.
- It's off-green, so,
I actually was gonna guess like a carrot type thing
based on taste, but like, there's no way,
with this color. - What is that vegetable?
- [Stevie] This is, I'll give you a pre-hint.
It is a...
- It's a dish.
- [Stevie] A dish, I'll say.
So it's not just a singular thing.
- Okay. You know what?
- [Link] It's a dish?
- I think I might know.
- I don't know.
- [Stevie] Three, two,
one.
- Lettuce wraps. - Guacamole.
- [Stevie] Okay.
- I tasted avocado.
- [Stevie] There's an element in here that
you both really like,
and you haven't-
- Peanut butter.
I can taste the peanut butter,
that's why I said lettuce wraps.
- I did not taste any peanut butter.
- [Stevie] Mm-kay.
Your hint is, this is the perfect whipped cream
for growing children coming home after school.
- PB&J. - PB&J?
- [Stevie] No.
- Grown children.
- [Stevie] 'Cause you said there was a vegetable element.
- Oh, it's ants on a log! - Ants on a log!
- [Stevie] I think that was a tie.
I think it was a tie.
- Yeah, that's a tie.
- I tasted that celery,
and that's what I was thinking was the carrot.
And then the, did you grind up the raisins and everything?
- [Lily] Yeah, I steeped everything in peanut butter,
raisins separately, and then celery separately,
and then tried to get the right ratio.
- I think you nailed it.
- Yeah. Did not like it, but you nailed it.
- Unlike KG's whipped cream to my mouth.
You nailed it.
- Clean this guy up.
- Yeah.
(happy music)
- [Stevie] Okay, for this final round,
we're doubling it up.
So KG has two different flavors
that she's gonna double shoot into your mouth,
and you have to guess both things to get the point.
- Okay, technically, Link, you're boxed out at this point,
you can't win, according to the rules.
However, I'm a good friend, and so,
if you get both things before the hint,
and I get neither of the things,
you win, friend.
- All right, fine.
You get, so you get sprayed first.
- First of all, I'm gonna get home tonight,
and my wife's gonna be like "What is that you're wearing?
Is that ants on a log?"
Yeah, baby.
- Okay, ready?
I'll go closer. - Give him a little distance.
Same distance as last time.
- Same distance as last time?
- There wasn't that much that got in me.
I want both the, we're crossing streams here.
I want the streams to cross right in my mouth.
- Okay.
- [KG] Ready?
(cans hiss)
(crew laughs)
- Didn't work, did it? - Lemme get closer.
Maybe...
- You were pretty close.
- Do you need more?
- This one, like just went out there.
- Look at my hair.
- Come on. All right.
- Here, lemme just one at a time, maybe.
Okay, and then this one at the same time.
- That was too easy.
Oh, look how gentle.
- Now, do you want me to do gentle, too,
or go for the...?
- Go for it.
- Okay.
Yeah.
- What is that?
(cans hiss)
(crew chuckles)
- Taste and see.
Are they related, or is it just two things?
- [Stevie] You enjoy them together.
- One of 'em is so good.
This one's not as good.
All right. All right.
Mm. Interesting. - [Stevie] Three, two,
one.
- Mashed potatoes and gravy. - Cocoa and marshmallows.
- There is some chocolate,
but I think it was potatoes and chocolate.
- It's chocolate and then something sort of grainy, like...
- [Stevie] Is it?
Okay, maybe it is chocolate and potatoes,
but that's not what I'm looking for.
- French fries and a Frosty.
- That's it.
- [Stevie] Link.
- But you got it with...
- 'Cause one of 'em tasted nasty,
and then-
- But that don't count, bro. - This one tastes nasty,
this one tastes good.
- Because you didn't get it without hints.
- I didn't get it without a hint, you're right.
Oh, what does he get? Bring it in.
- The chocolate one tasted great.
- It did.
- The french fries one tasted
like what happens when you put french fries
in any other form.
- Look at that drip, man!
(crew chuckles)
Wow.
- I definitely don't look like someone who won something.
I look like someone who's been like,
held prisoner by the candy monster.
When do I get out?
- You're just not sitting comfortable.
Sit like a baller, man.
Sit like a freaking baller, man.
- Let me out of the candy dungeon.
- This is your chain, like,
some of this, maybe?
(Rhett groans)
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