>>> hey, everybody, hi >> hello >> welcome to sales corp
industries first zoom call this is how we're going to be doing meetings now, so we wanted
to get everyone acquainted with the program, with a little zoom tutorial
on the call today, we got brian from sales >> oh, man, it's so good to see
everybody. At a safe distance that is >> yeah.
We got crystal from market research >> sorry, my place is such a
wreck. >> no, it looks perfect. >> we got kevin from research.
>> are any of y'all wearing pants? Be honest, now
zoom is fun. >> uh-oh it is, it is
>> and, of course, henriette and nan our fun receptionists. >> yes, we just work the phos
normally, so we're going to see. >> hello hello, I got an email address
for this >> that's great. We're glad to have you
you guys will be just fine zoom has different layouts, so go ahead and play around with
the view on your screen while we chat anybody up to anything fun at
home >> well, mainly like a lot of my cat looking at me like, um,
shouldn't you be at work >> yeah, I know. My dogs are so happy right now,
I take them on like 12 walks a day. >> does anyone else fully hate
their kids >> and for me, it's been re-evaluating which of my mugs I
think are the funniest okay, now, this isn't right, is it
>> yes, and I recorded my own commentary for "a dog's purpose.
I think this is not right. >> you just don't need to be so close to the camera.
>> okay, well, I've been calling in to qvc and telling them how good of a job I think that
they're doing. >> just reset the camera >> okay, like this
did I activate zoom? >> no, you turned it off and it looks like your avatar is
a picture of wayne brady henriette and nan, guys, just point the camera at you and just
leave it be. >> we're not cut out for this. >> I thought this computer only
did solitaire. >> we ruined the zoom. >> no, no.
Guys, hey don't cry. No one ruined the zoom, we're all learning here.
Okay why don't I just show you guys some of the other cool features
it has, okay like there's virtual backgrounds.
Even though you're at home, you can change the background to a beach or wherever you would most
like to be >> this is my beach. This is the only file I have on
my computer. And it's my favorite doctor. >> the poster from "the good
doctor." >> he's a doctor, but he's different.
>> okay. Yeah you can also share your screen
down here. >> oh, wow >> either your desktop or an
application. >> okay. Am I doing it?
I was going for desktops what part of my screen are you seeing
>> we're seeing a google search that says, siri is my daughter pregnant
>> okay, but I was wondering, if a hacker gets ahold of a zoom, what can they tell
what can they tell - >> no, no, no, no, no, no. Please don't bring it into the
bathroom, we can see you always. >> I didn't know >> okay, my screen is dark
again, darn it >> no, don't take your clothes off, nan
no, no, no, no, no don't take your clothes off. Oh, my god, stop, no, don't.
Stop both of you, I'm sorry to do this, guys, just please stop,
please [ sobbing >> oh no
>> I'm bad news. >> I'm from hell >> I just found out I'm supposed
to tip waiters >> I found out I've been wearing my shoes on the wrong feet
>> henriette and nan, don't be so hard on yourselves, guys. This technology is new
you're staying home. I'm sure you're great at that. >> no, I'm not
>> I've never used soap before >> I used my license as toilet paper and I don't know my own
birthday >> okay, that's probably enough. >> my husband says I can only
use one sheet of toilet paper. But I need three to get all the dookie out
>> if I can't kiss my kids on the mouth, I'm going to hurt an animal
>> I tried to clean my ass in the middle of the night with the hose in the driveway and I
went -- I went viral >> okay, you know what, let's call it.
Henriette and nan, we don't need you to be on any zoom calls. >> thank god
>> oh, wonderful >> thank god >> okay.
>> hey, does anybody know where I can find nan's hose video? >> yeah, I'll send it to
everybody. >> thanks, brother >> thank you
>> thanks guys ♪