PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE AN INTERVIEW TO ABC NEWS YESTERDAY
AND IN THAT INTERVIEW, HE WAS ASKED IF HE HAS FULFILLED HIS
ELECTION PROMISE OF BEING TRUTHFUL, AND HE RESPONDED BY
SAYING, "WHEN I CAN, I TELL THE TRUTH."
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE GOALS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT IN A PRESIDENT.
THE TRUTH, THE HALF-TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE SORT-OF TRUTH.
"WHEN I CAN?" HE WAS ASKED ABOUT BEING HONEST
WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, NOT SWINGING BY THE OFFICE KITCHEN
TO VOTE FOR BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
IN OTHER TRUMP NEWS, YESTERDAY DONALD JUNIOR AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE POSTED A TWEET ENCOURAGING THEIR
FOLLOWERS TO GET OUT AND VOTE IN "SEVEN DAYS."
BUT HERE'S THE THING, WHEN THEY POSTED THE VIDEO, THE ELECTION
WAS ACTUALLY SIX DAYS AWAY.
YOU HEARD HIM, TRUMP SUPPORTERS!
GET OUT THERE AND VOTE ON NOVEMBER 7!
[LAUGHING] >> Jeff: NOT
ames: NOT A DAY BEFORE.
DONALD JUNIOR DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY THE ELECTION IS.
AND REMEMBER, BETWEEN HIM AND ERIC, HE'S THE SMART ONE.
MOVING ON, AUTHORITIES IN NORTH CAROLINA WERE RECENTLY ON HIGH
ALERT AFTER BEING TOLD OF A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE THAT HAD BEEN
MAILED TO AN OFFICE BUILDING.
BUT AFTER EVACUATING THE WHOLE BUILDING, POLICE REALIZED THAT
THE PACKAGE WAS JUST-- GET THIS-- AN AUDIO CASSETTE BY THE
BAND JOURNEY.
I'M SORRY, IT'S 2018.
I DO THINK A JOURNEY CASSETTE TAPE IS PRETTY SUSPICIOUS.
POLICE HAVEN'T CONFIRMED WHO SENT THE PACKAGE, BUT THEY ARE
ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A SMALL-TOWN GIRL LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD.
[ APPLAUSE ] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: NOW, I KNOW WE HAVE A YOUNG
AUDIENCE WHO WATCHES THE SHOW.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, A CASSETTE TAPE IS AN ACTUAL
THING THAT YOU CAN HOLD IN YOUR HAND.
IMAGINE YOU HAD PHYSICAL MUSIC THAT YOU COULD HOLD, THAT WAS
YOUR POSSESSION THAT BELONGED TO YOU.
IT PHYSICALLY EXISTS, RIGHT.
BUT YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN ANOTHER THING TO HEAR IT.
YOU NEED TO HAVE TWO ACTUAL THINGS.
YOU HAVE A THING AND ANOTHER THING.
YOU NEED A THING WITH A PLUG.
A PLUG IS A THING THAT'S LIKE THE THING ON THE END OF YOUR
CHARGER.
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR CHARGER.
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU.
WHAT I'M SAYING IS DOES ANYONE WANT TO SEE JOURNEY WITH ME AT
THE FORUM THIS WEEKEND?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: I'M SAYING THIS I
DON'T KNOW IF JOURNEY ARE PLAYING AT THE FORUM -- I WOULD
LIKE TO IMAGINE SOME MEMBER OF JOURNEY SAYING WHAT?
AND AS YOU KNOW, LAST NIGHT WAS HALLOWEEN, AND A LOT OF
CELEBRITIES GOT IN ON THE ACTION.
WE THOUGHT WE'D SHOW YOU A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE COSTUMES.
HERE'S SUPERMODEL HEIDI KLUM AND HER BOYFRIEND AS FIONA AND
SHREK.
ONLY HOT PEOPLE CAN GO AS FIONA AND SHREK.
IF I WENT AS SHREK, PEOPLE WOULD GO, "I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOME
GREEN ON YOUR FACE."
YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
THE INTERNET LOVED THIS ONE PITTSBURGH STEELERS WIDE
RECEIVER JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER WENT TRICK-OR-TREATING IN HIS
ACTUAL FULL UNIFORM.
HERE HE IS HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
AND JESSICA BEALE AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AS LEGO BATMAN
CHARACTERS.
THAT IS GREAT.
IT COULD BE DANGEROUS BEING A LEGO.
THERE IS A SERIOUS RISK OF GETTING LOST UNDER THE COUCH.
[LAUGHING] >> James: SORRY, BAD JOKE.
BAD JOKE.
TROY ONE OF THE OTHER ONES.
THEY'RE ALL BAD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: THEY'RE ALL AVERAGE.
DANGEROUS TO GO AS LEGO.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TREAD ON THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, CAMILA MENDES AND LILI REINHART DRESSED
UP AS NAPOLEON AND PEDRO FROM THE 2004 MOVIE "NAPOLEON
DYNAMITE."
HERE THEY ARE.
THE INTERNET HAD TWO DIFFERENT REACTIONS TO THIS.
YOUNGER PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "CAMILA MENDES AND LILI REINHART
DRESSED UP AS WHO?" AND THEN OLDER PEOPLE WERE LIKE
"WHO DRESSED UP AS NAPOLEON AND PEDRO?"