okay swing on the rip-off welcome to a
world of jumbled CG rambling disjointed
dialogue and stories that would be an
insult
illegally insane welcome to a nightmare
that is Mach busters many cartoons will
pay homage to an original piece of
animation like follow ups from Toy Story
then there's just these twenty cent
budget imitation ripoffs that
shamelessly attempt to capitalize on the
well-intentioned grandma so let's check
out the top ten worst animated Mach
busters we'll revisit some old animation
as well as checking out some new
animation also halfway through making
the video I noticed that another channel
had already covered this list recently I
was thinking of canceling production but
decided that hopefully mothers can at
least offer a bit of a different
perspective
anyway onto the countdown for number ten
the little panda fighter they're ripping
off Kung Fu Panda my adviser said you
might not know what movie it's ripping
off that advisor is now fired this one
was produced by the notorious video
Brynn quibble an evil Brazilian
direct-to-dvd company intent on
swindling every grandmother bingo studio
where to start with Panda fire we have
music that sounds more like a piano
being smashed with a sledgehammer than
it does a coherent choo
and of course lip-syncing was never even
considered for a second
screw timing it rice just slam that Kung
Fu Panda look-alike out before grandma
puts a specs on little panda fighter
stars the mouldy heaping blob of CG
known as pan cada and in order for the
Creator to show up his ability to use
the Photoshop filters Penkala turns his
dojo into a disco all the faces look
very uncanny and strange in this one
frozen expression because most of the
time they couldn't be bothered to
animate a face different than about to
pass gas in the Vatican the only plus
the English dub tried desperately to say
this flaming car heap by giving a
performance that wouldn't make your
gutwrench oh sorry mr. Polaris I guess
they must have proof tada for a sec but
this is one car heap that had to be left
to smolder and coming in at number 9
what's up okay take a guess what this
was ripping off coincidentally enough it
was produced the same year as up almost
as though it might have got a little
inspiration from it what a surprise it's
from our old friends video bring queer
doll another amazing coincidence it is
my belief that brink weird or never
actually expected anyone to watch this
they just figured they'd throw a bunch
of discombobulated CG together assuming
that everyone will get to the DVD menu
realize their horrible mistake and throw
the DVD into the fire half the time
what's up doesn't even bother with
moving characters or animation it's
filled with these long awkward moments
of complete silence young lady in our
city Amanda
it's like the voice actors stopped to
lament their life decisions while
reading the script the dialogue seems to
have been written out in ten minutes by
someone with a very distant grasp on the
English language
our starring voice cast include Michelle
Gabriel who starred in comrades and
what's up the movie we're currently
watching and that's it that is literally
the only actor listed for this movie my
guess is that anyone else involved in
this project demanded to have their
identities kept secret for fear of never
working again I heard the voice actor
for Eggman and there too but I'm
guessing I did permanent damage to his
career just by stating that unless
you're planning on using it as a
paperweight leave what's up lying in the
bargain bin for all eternity and for
number eight Chiara the brave welcome to
the dream zone this hideous abomination
of the animation universe is brought to
you by Smith Amaru from Mumbai now when
you see this you may think you're
looking up the nose of your local car
wash guy but it actually turns out we're
looking at Kiara the Braves eyesore of a
city and her modernly dressed people
despite being set in the medieval times
and the wizard has a laptop because
don't all Wizards have a laptop I don't
blame the animators or voice actors
they're probably fresh out of school
desperate for a first project but these
characters really are some of the most
miss shape and drags of animation I've
ever seen the characters jump and shop
around the screen like vanilla pee
somehow glitched their animation
software occasionally when the seven
planets align the lip-syncing will
almost mask what was originally said
Kiara is plastered all over the
advertising but she doesn't actually
seem to have that many appearances in
the movie almost as though they were
just capitalizing on another franchise
star surely never they even rip off
Jesus - that's just wow I guess sticking
Jesus on your movie would allow more
brand recognition I could never tell
with Kiara the brain
if I'm looking at a broken CRT monitor
just a really ugly china doll either way
these things are going to haunt my
nightmares for weeks
and the seventh worst animated Mach
Buster is Leo lion king of the jungle
fresh from the streets of South Korea
comes jet lag productions and they're
here to give us the most repugnant
defacing of the Lion King we can imagine
jet-lagged productions also brings us
such classics as Cinderella Sleeping
Beauty Snow White's Hercules The
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Jebus there they've really got this
formula down pat don't they they just
recreate the box cover for every single
popular Disney movie and then put
something resembling a cartoon inside it
after all once they're playing it's
they've obviously already bought it so
who cares
you remember that endless assault on
your senses that was Felix the Cat the
movie will this new middle finger to the
cartoon industry rivals even Felix the
Cat the visuals are so lazy and
unpleasant to look at that watching paid
drier will suddenly seem like a
refreshing thrilling experience
if you must touch this deformed Lion
King look-alike deal with a ten-foot
pole and coming in at number 6 Jungle
Book by our old friends jet-lagged
productions
this is Jungle Book in the most
insulting sense of the word possible I'm
just gonna call it jetlag Jungle Book
because the most entertaining part about
this movie is the name of the company
that made it it kind of gives me the
comforting thought of flying away from
bad movies like this mmm is that meant
to be Mowgli he looks like he's been
possessed by a bizarre alien Body
Snatcher there's little to say about
this one jet-lagged Jungle Book is
essentially the I can't believe it's not
Jungle Book that was universally banned
as a visual poison by the FDA and just
to kick me twice in the nads
they make these poor voice actors sing
their broken scripts out to assure that
every child was screaming at their TV to
stop
there's just nothing to say about the
plot you-know-who Mowgli's vaguely meant
to be as well as baloo and bagheera go
watch disney's jungle book or the
live-action remake but by all means do
not watch jet lag Jungle Book and the
fifth worst animated Mach Buster is the
frog princess made by you guessed it but
inquired all oh no they reverse the two
words in the title you mean this isn't
princess in the frog how do they keep
fooling me like this the frog princess
somehow managed to be among the most
bland of the mop Buster's with our
entire 40-minute story taking place in
two rooms as are highly shallow Deadeye
princess quarrels with the king and a
frog for 40 minutes you don't need to be
afraid my lady there really is nothing
else to the story their expressions or
posture or animation don't actually
change we have to voice actors for this
movie one lady and once again for kids
Eggman sorry man now please prepare
yourself to meet Prince Erik Whedon the
two scenes for the Frog princess seemed
to include the princess in her room and
in the dining room we never actually see
outside the castle but I suspect we're
not missing out on that much and for
number four little princess school what
do you say to a movie that can't even be
bothered to animate a flag flickering
for more than two frames little princess
school attempts to capitalize on what
else the Disney Princess market all of
the princesses go to princess school so
they can learn to be beautiful that
doesn't even make legitimate sense in a
sentence if your third grade teacher
heard you using that kind of grammar you
get a severe talking to after class
produced by morning star entertainment
I'd like to once again say that the most
fascinating parts of these movies are
the bizarre names of the
and he's churning them out this time the
creators just said screw it
maybe if we stick something resembling
the princesses in one movie surely
someone's bound mistake one of them for
the real thing I think even the
criminally insane could turn the
difference between this Disney Princess
and the flat faced Garbage Pail
limitation princesses we have here like
all good broken Mach busters the
animation just stutters about and the
voice acting seems to be in a completely
different universe to the actual
animation occurring what am I even
watching it's even a bad message mostly
about the princesses strange foreign
awkward alien methods to get guys to
kiss them you're right it's strange
does the demographic for little princess
school even know what a kiss is
I'm not quite convinced the writers knew
what a kiss was you know one-horse open
sleigh
oh come on all the fields we go they
can't even get the song lyrics for
jingle bells right fricking jingle bells
that's on par with botching up twinkle
twinkle little star oK we've been
subjected to enough I swear I'll never
complain about Disney stereotyping
princesses again and the third worst
animated Mach Buster is and ants life by
UAV corporation uh-oh they changed the
word bug from ant this is a really bad
hair day for Flik
I thought jet lagged productions was bad
but I had yet to witness the horror that
was the dreaded UAV corporation thank
you
thankfully an ant's life is mercifully
short at only 25 minutes the creator's
were gracious enough to not turn their
demented I torture into a full-length
film in fact the original DVD was so
horribly awful they didn't even feel
confident selling us on its own it was
packaged with a bunch of Warner Brothers
cartoons because they knew they should
be paying you to see this movie and what
even is this am i watching weird CG and
sex and every color is washed out like
you're looking at a nuclear waste site
real bugs are prettier than this if you
want to get out the door and out of your
house and ants life is a movie to do it
you'll be so desperate to leave your
house you'll be tearing down your door
and sprinting down the road in maddening
terror and the second worst animated mob
buster is ratted tying brink where door
is back and they bring us their darkest
worst creation of all time but I've
mentioned writer time before in worst
animated movies so I'll be brief but
there really is just something uniquely
awful about Rafa time that separates it
from all the rest its dialogue sounds
more like a long boring tutorial
teaching foreigners how to form basic
coherent English sentences the lips will
flicker along from frame to frame in no
way attempting to actually match the
voices characters will randomly glitch
up on screen and jump from one place to
another and it just goes on and on
completely irrelevant uninteresting
restaurant banter is just basically
continued for half the movie and why why
do they give the rats lady parts and
make them wink to the camera was the
creator trying to inspire rad cosplay
there is zero structure to Rafa towing
we jump from one scene to the next and
it wasn't until I looked up a synopsis
on the internet that I actually figured
out what was going on I will never
understand why my favorite anime English
voice actors chose
take part in this I know English
daughters are poorly paid but surely it
would do them more harm than good to
have this movie on their resume
bracket oh and before we get to number
one I'd like to do some quick
dishonorable mentions wings a wonderful
family movie that all ages will enjoy
stated by the blind deaf hobo from down
the road we paid a hamburger little and
big monsters Oh morning star
entertainment ripping off monsters vs.
aliens now whatever will we do with you
tapi toes at least they bothered to
change two words of the title on this
one a fish tail actually except for the
title that was actually really good the
animation reminded me of The Iron Giant
well paced well voice acted I actually
really enjoyed it chop kick Panda
strangely enough this was probably the
best mock Buster I saw with a likable
cast and pleasant voice acting even the
animation is pretty smooth and pleasing
and the dialogue is kind of clever at
times so it certainly couldn't quite
make the list frozen lands no no they
didn't no freakin way did they get away
with this
oh wait yeah actually they didn't get
away with this one braver later brave
and they are it in our brilliant give
that man a million dollars and with
those said here we go and the number one
worst animated Mach Buster is
a car's life it is among the worst
animated movies and I think it is the
worst animated Mach Buster of all time
welcome to the bottom most rung of our
ladder into the pile of crap that is
Mach Buster's a place where voice acting
is a momentary afterthought of verbal
exclamations
all colors resemble bodily fluids and
the animation is traumatizing ly bad
enough to make samurai seppuku seem like
a viable option welcome to a cars life a
cars life was made by one guy most
likely in a sweatshop while he was drunk
and notably he was so ashamed of this
cars Mach Buster that it is nearly
impossible to find a single trace of
spark plug productions on the Nets there
really is no grasp of character
personality stories stakes or even a
basic grasp of the English language in
this animation black hole
oh it's getting late I know it's the
middle of the day but I can only be
bothered to animate one frame in the sky
there is one music soundtrack just one
it's about ten seconds long and it is
just awful and a cars life contains a
voice so ear piercing so wretched that
it actually gives Fred and annoying
orange a run for their money
they're still worse but this voice is a
close second could we not have possibly
done I don't know two takes but then the
evil villains very slowly approach them
then they slowly start to lower their
cranes on top of them our heroes could
of course I don't know move away from
them but I guess a ten-cent animation
budget had run out by this point so our
heroes are doomed yeah we get to watch
this pink abomination of nature cut to
pieces though as if to give one final
middle finger the director even her
death cries sounded unconvincing
a car's life is the most disastrous dump
on an already bad movie I've ever seen
oddly enough though I actually kind of
recommend it it's only 40 minutes but it
truly has to be seen to be believed
I recommend you check it out with a
friends and have a few quick laughs we
used to get these mock Busters a lot
back in the day but I think it's
important to clarify every single one of
these Studios went bankrupt the odd
thing is that a lot of these movies
didn't for grandmas and besides these
Mach busters showed just how high our
standards for animation are nowadays
many of us are trying harder than ever
to give the next generation the best
cartoons possible and I think that
really shows do you think I missed a bad
animated Mach Buster if you have an
opinion feel free to leave it in the
comments and as always thanks for
watching and I'll see you next time