RWBY Chibi!
Penny: Hello, everyone.
Has anyone seen Ruby?
I was supposed to meet her here exactly 36 seconds ago.
Sun: Nope! Haven't seen her.
Cannonball!
Jaune: Yeah!
Penny: Why is Sun punishing that wooden plank?
Jaune: What?
Oh no, we're playing cannonball.
Penny: How do you play that?
Jaune: You just jump as high as you can off the diving board and yell "cannonball!"
Who ever makes the biggest splash wins.
Sun: Wanna give it a try?
Penny: Um, I don't really like water.
Jaune: Come on, it'll be fun.
Penny: Fun?
Increasing body mass.
Plotting attack vector.
Jaune: Plotting what?
Oh man, maybe this wasn't the best idea.
Ruby: Hey, have you seen Penny?
I was supposed to meet her here.
She's a real stickler for being on time.
Jaune: Penny? Penny who? Who's that? I don't know that.
Ruby: Red head, very curious, overly trusting-
You know, Penny.
Jaune: Uh, okay... Promise you won't get mad.
Ruby: No....
Sun: Hey, what's that?
Jaune: Uh-oh...
Ruby: Jaune, what did you do?
Penny: Well darn, my targeting computer seems to be misaligned.
Jaune: Um...
Penny: Oh...
Cannonball!
Qrow: Hey, there, kiddo.
You want to see that new monster movie?
I could use a hand sneaking candy into the theater.
Ah! I'll go get my cargo pants!
Taiyang: Hey, Yang!
How 'bout a little sparring?
I was going to ask you the same thing.
You just beat me to the PUNCH!
Taiyang: Wha- huh? That's my girl!
Sun: Hey!
Ready to try that whole "reading" thing
you keep talking about.
Blake: Library card. You'll be needing it.
Weiss: Hmm...
Winter: Weiss!
Weiss: Winter!
Winter: A pleasure to see you, sister.
Weiss: Oh, Winter, I-
Winter: What have I told you about sighing in public?
Weiss: I-
Winter: And make eye contact when someone is speaking to you!
Weiss: Sorry!
Winter: And stop apologizing-
Weiss: Of course!
Winter: Now, let's review how your classes have been going.
I'll also need you to show me your living quarters
to make sure they're up to my standards.
I refuse to allow my little sister to stay in any abode
that's not up to code.
And don't mistake my rhyming for a cheery demeanor.
Weiss: Oh, how I've missed her!
Cinder: Our victory is finally at hand, my evil minions!
This time, my nefarious plan will succeed!
First, we will blah blah blah blah...
Beowolf 1: What's she goin' on about this time?
Beowolf 2: Uh, the usual. Nefarious plan, blah blah blah,
destroying my enemies, yadda yadda...
Beowulf 1: Every day it's the same thing with that woman!
I'm just like, "Lady! I need a day off!"
Beowolf 2: Uh, did ya hear about Larry?
He got dusted by that blonde with the awful puns.
Beowolf 1: Aww, not Larry!
Beowolf 2: Here's to Larry.
Beowolf 2: Rest in peace, homie.
Beowolf 1: Ah, no. Here comes Floyd.
Floyd: What is up, awesome possums?
Beowolf 1: We're not possums.
Floyd: Why aren't ya at the big meetin'?
The nefarious plan is insane, son!
Beowolf 1: Yeah, sure it's a real winner.
Beowolf 2: We were just saying our farewells to Larry,
so if you don't mind...
Floyd: Yeah, I heard about that.
Well, hey, let me pour one out for him!
Oops!
Flimsy hands!
Beowolf 1: Nice.
Floyd: You should've check me out when I possessed a bunch of boulders!
Way bigger than you dingoes!
All about them gains!
Beowolf 1: Okay, no. We're not dingoes either.
Floyd: Are you sure? Because you look like a couple of dingoes to me!
Beowolf 1: You little-
Floyd: See you at the meeting!
Don't want to brag, but I'm actually a pretty big part of the nefarious plan!
Beowolf 1: Ah! I hate that floating idiot!
Beowolf 2: Mike! He's not worth it, man!
Mike: Yeah, okay.
Beowolf 2: Hey, whaddya say we go and
devour the flesh from some innocent humans?
Mike: You always know what to say to me, Marty.