...six, seven, eight, nine
(in the background) Was that allowed?
(in the background) Apparently
(in the background) [He looks like] Mr. Bean.
What is the definition of a blink? Is it...
...that [the eyelids] meet?
Or can you like...?
Do you understand ?
No one else can have come up with this technique.
I feel like I'm blinking.
This is some Ivo Caprino stuff.
"Oh, it's surely not all that bad."
"All you have to do is just stop your blinking"
You're Finnish, aren't you? Yep!
So you speak Finnish? Yeah.
I kinda believe that I'll be able to speak Finnish gibberish pretty well.
[Finnish sounding gibberish]
That last one was a Finnish word! Was it?
What was is? Christmas!
Joula? Joulua.
I'm starting to see double.
And I feel a little bit sick.
So this really is a meta assignment
It's not about keeping you eyes open...
...it's about actually being bothered to do it!
I'm sitting here. Thought are coming and going.
The self hate is slowly appearing.
I'm not doing anything today, or tomorrow.
I have no friends or family waiting for me.
(on the phone) Hi. How long until I have to be there?
(on the phone) Well, it starts at 5.45 PM. Ok...
Ok, good.
Goodbye.
That’s Sorted, then.
"Daddy can't come to your hip hop show today."
"He's at work."
"Yes, I know it's your first time performing on stage, but..."
Now it's starting to burn a little bit.
We all have things to do.
You have things to do today, right? Yeah..
So how long am I gonna keep going?
That's up to you.
Yeah, but...
...I'm just trying to make some sort of deal.
Well you're not getting anything from me.
No...
[Finnish sounding gibberish]
What will happen if I remove my hands?
I think I'm gonna do it.
I think I have a natural talent.
The worlds most boring party trick.
"Hey! Wanna see me not blink for 20 minutes?"
But I seriously need to go home and make dinner at some point.
I can't be bothered anymore
It's too easy.
1...2...3
Yeah, I can't be bothered! I need to go to Kolbotn.
Alright...
Stuff has happened...
Sometimes you just have to think about your family.
So when does people need to be picked up?
Well, he can walk home by himself.
They can fix themselves some sandwiches or something.
(on the phone) You haven't blinked for an hour? No!
Is it that big of a deal with that competition?
No, it's not THAT big of a deal...
...but I can't be bothered to be just a little bit worst than someone else.
You get that, right?
So, I'll leave.
[Finnish sounding gibberish]
My problem now is that...
...it's zero problem!
Seriously, this doesn't cost me one calorie ...
...other than this being incredibly boring.
But I seriously have to go now...
...but I don't wanna give up. So maybe I can get a small camera...
...and keep filming?
Hello
Hi
Did I pay? Yep!
Do you want a receipt? No thank you.
Thank you.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I am home...
...at my house. And I need to continue the day.
I don't know how much time I have done this...
...but I think it's longer than the 10 minutes I thought I was gonna last.
And if this isn't good enough to win, then I'll be...
...just as sad as I look.
But I'm not sad, I'm actually really happy.
My eyes are just destroyed because of this...
...pretty stupid assignment!
Thank you very much! Have a nice weekend! Here comes the blink!
It's crazy!
How much time did he last?
Let's just say that firstly, Maria...
...came third with 21 minutes and 42 seconds.
Vegard came second with 37 minutes.
37!? It's super long!
Bård, you said....
"...as long as I don't lose by just a little bit".
You managed that pretty well with 2 hours and 47 minutes!