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My name is Danny Burke and this is the Top 10 Dumbest Tweets - Part 42 …
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Starting off at number 10 we’re asking -SERIOUSLY … why the fuck did Albert Einstein have
to invent gravity???
Id love to just be able to float around all day- … thanks Einstein.
Before he came along, thats all humans did, wed just float to school, to work, you wanna
take a trip?
Just float over the ocean … then Einstein came along with this whole gravity thing and
ruined the fun … Im glad we got to start off with one of the most ridiculous things
Ive ever heard
At number 9 now -Since when are chickens birds too?
Fuck- … amazing.
This person sounds like theyve had the entire world turned upside down by the realisation
that chickens are birds too.
I love how they had to put that fuck at the end … makes it sound like they have to rethink
some things about their life.
Everything was going well until chickens were birds too ...
Alright moving on to number 8 we are asking -Why do they have paintings of the Berlin
wall in every Chinese restaurant #berlin #china #confused #ethnicfood- … if you too are
#confused by this - they are actually talking about The Great Wall of China.
Its one of the most recognisable landmarks in the world and looks very different to the
Berlin wall.
Or maybe this girl visits some very unique Chinese restaurants, maybe Im the dumb one
at this point - Im not sure.
At number 7 we wanna know -If Stephen Hawkings is from Britain, why doesn’t he have a British
accent?- … for those of you who don't know who Stephen Hawkings is, this is him.
CLIP.
As you can clearly tell, thats not actually him speaking, is it?
Its actually a synthesised voice that reads out what he wants - kinda like a robot.
A robot is programmed, it doesnt pick up accents like humans do, unless it was made in Dumb
Twitter land, in which case it just sounds dumb.
At number 6 now -Why cant we just nuke the incoming hurricanes to stop them?- … genius.
Someone put this guy in charge of - hurricane management.
For real though, the real reason we cant nuke hurricanes is because hurricanes also have
nukes.
We would just get nuked by the hurricanes.
Thats an actual sentence that came out of my mouth.
At number 5 now -WHY DO PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY GET KILLED!?!?!!?- … oh wow, this is someone
who feels very strongly about the subject of death.
But theyre not asking why do people have to die?
What happens after death?
Questions a lot of you guys have probably thought - theyre asking why someone who has
been killed, is dead … because they were killed?
Thats just a wild guess, Ill move on …
At number 4 -Why do animals get to live in the wild for free but I have to pay taxes
its not fair.
Hashtag speciesism- … yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhh!
Animals have been free loading for too long - how come a beaver can like, sit in a lake
for free, but when I buy a plane ticket, I have to pay a tax on it, those two are totally
the exact same thing?
How is that fair?
If any of you guys have pets, go and ask them when they last did their taxes.
They wont give you a proper answer - because they know theyre tax dodgers.
Actually please don't go and harass your pets about taxes, even is a joke, yeah …
Number 3 - If the North Pole was real, I bet it would be the most lit place on Earth … it
is real … give it a few years young one- aaand then theres a picture of the Earth,
with the north pole clearly labelled … guys, I found a lot of people who thought the North
Pole was a fictional place, there may even be a few people watching this who have just
had their minds blown … it is real, it looks like this.
If you don't believe me, just keep heading North, youll get there eventually.
At number 2 -I once worked 25 hours in a single day- … thats amazing, have you ever worked
so hard, you just created an extra hour in the day.
Its a real thing, be careful guys.
You work too hard, youll never get to tomorrow.
Is the sarcasm getting old?
I don't know to deal with these in any other way, sarcasm is saving my mind …
And finally at number 1 -Cheese and fish are vegetables … because vegetarians can eat
them- …. I um, Im not really sure what to say about this one.
I really hope this person doesnt have kids because theyll grow up telling people they
eat lots of vegetables - vegetables like cheese, bread, chocolate, you know, all the best vegetables.
Theyre gonna have a heart attack when they finally see a carrot … actually they may
have a heart attack before then anyway …
Alright, that got dark - don't wanna end a dumbest tweets on a dark note - do you wanna
end dumbest tweets at all?
Weve taken a few steps on the hashtag road to 50, let me know if you want hashtag part
43 - as ever, you guys are in charge.
Thanks for watching guys, my name is Danny Burke - I hope youre having a great day and
Ill see you all in the next video …