EEFEVA THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
YOU ARE BUT MOMENTS AWAY -- >> MOMENTS.
>> James: IT'S WEEKS AWAY.
>> YES.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> I'M UNCOMFORTABLE.
IT'S BIGGER -- >> DO YOU HAVE STRANGE FEELINGS
ABOUT PEOPLE DOING -- OH MY GOD.
>> YES, HE CAN HEAR YOU, HE'S GOING TO HEAR THIS WEIRD ENGLISH
ACCENT.
>> WELCOME TO AMERICAN AIRLINES.
>> James: ANOTHER THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT IS
PEOPLE HAVE ADVICE FOR YOU.
>> MOSTLY HOW TO BIRTH.
LET ME TELL YOU, THEY GO INTO STORIES ABOUT THEIR VAGINAS,
THAT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW.
I'M LIKE I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
>> James: TELL YOUR HUSBAND NOT TO GO AND HAVE A LOOK.
>> HE HAS THREE KIDS.
>> James: IT' IT'S LIKE WATCH- ING YOUR FAVORITE PUB BURN DOWN.
THEY'LL DO IT OFTEN, IT WON'T BE THE SAME, YOU KNOW?
>> I'VE GOTTEN GREAT ADVICE.
ANNA FERRIS, WHO IS IF THE MOVIE I'M IN, ONE THING I CAN TELL
YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO GET PEED ON, CHANGING THE DIAPER.
YOU GUYS ARE LIKE, AND THEN WHEN YOU POTTY TRAIN THEM, PUT CHEE
CHEERIEOS IN THE TOILET SO THEY CAN AIM.
>> OH MY GOD!
THAT'S WHY THEY WERE IN THE TOILET!
I'VE BEEN EATIN EATING CHEERIOS A GOOD 11 YEARS.
MY OLDEST IS 14.
>> James: YOU HAVE THREE SONS.
>> YES.
>> YOU HAVE THREE BOYS!
>> OH MY GOSH.
>> James: HOW DO YOU HANDLE THE PEEING ISSUE?
>> IT CONTINUES ON, THE ISSUE.
PEEING IN A STRANGER WAY.
SO WE -- WE GO TO SWEDEN EVERY SUMMER, WHO DOESN'T?
SO MY WIFE'S SWEDISH, WE HAVE A PLACE WAY OUT IN THE COUNTRY AND
WHEN WE'RE OUT YOU KNOW KICKING THE SOCCER BALL RUNNING AROUND,
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO RUN TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SO YOU
JUST PEE OUT IN NATURE, RIGHT?
THAT HAS CONTINUED IN OUR BACKYARD IN OUR HOUSE HERE,
WHERE THERE'S BEEN MANY A PLAY DATE WHERE YOU KNOW, THE SCARED
MOTHER WHO'S VISITING US WITH THE CHILD LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
BECAUSE OUR CHILDREN JUST DECIDED TO PEE IN THE BACKYARD.
AND HAVE CONVINCED THEM TO PEE IN THE BACKYARD.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> THAT CONTINUES ON IN OUR HOUSEHOLD BUT IT IS VERY
ECO-FRIENDLY.
>> James: IT ALSO EXPLAINS WHY ALL THOSE CHEERIOS ARE IN
YOUR BACKYARD.
>> WE BUY PALLETS OF CHEERIOS.
>> James: EVA HOW ARE YOU DOING ON NAMES?
IS IT GOING TO BE NAMES THAT ARE OR HAVE MADE THE CUT?
>> IT'S GOING TO MAKE A LATINO NAME.
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WILL.
>> WHAT ABOUT GUILLERMO OR STEVE?
>> James: WHY DO YOU PICK AGAINST -- CALL HIM DAVE.
DAVE LON YAH BASTON.
LONGORIA BASTON, HE IS SOMEONE WHO CAN GET YOU COCAINE.
THAT'S WHAT I KNOW.