So last week I asked PewDiePie if he wanted to make a collaboration with me where he's like, a dick to me
and he demands money from me to do a collaboration.
And he's like, "Yeah that sounds really fun!" and I was like "Dope! I'll make a collab with my good friend Felix here."
And, I noticed in the comments, that a lot of people were like, thinking that it was real,
That Felix was actually ask - made me pay him $50,000 to collaborate with him.
Or "This isn't the PewDiePie that I know how could he do that"
And I'm like "Holy shit dude, people thought this was real!" I started kinda getting a little worried, you know?
So I hop on over to his live count, and I'm over here like "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!"
"HE'S LOSING 8,000 SUBSCRIBERS EVERY MINUTE!"
And then I go over to my own Socialblade, and it's fuckin' dropping like a fuckin' bag of dirt!
I'm like "Holy shit this is a disaster, this is the worst video I've ever made!"
"I managed to kill the most popular YouTuber's channel with one shitty video!"
I'm fuckin' flabbergasted
I'm walking around the house, I'm fuckin' panicking, I'm like moping around
I'm like laying in bed like "Hila how do I fuckin' - how do I live this down dude, I killed PewDiePie's channel"
"I fuckin' killed his channel."
So people are saying that there's an unsub glitch and I'm like "Yeah right,
"I've fuckin' been hearing that for the past couple of months."
But then Hila, I'm upstairs cooking breakfast, fucking, making oatmeal and stirring it with my tears,
Putting water in them, crying over it, and Hila comes running up, she says
"Ethan there's a YouTube glitch!"
I stop crying over the oatmeal, I wipe my eyes
She starts to explain I say "Stop Hila, I haven't eaten breakfast."
A little salt, a little sugar, salt is the SECRET to making a good oatmeal.
I finish, I wash my dish, she says "Can I tell you the story now?"
I says "Hold on Hila, I need to have my orange juice and my vitamins."
I have that, and then she says to me "There is a YouTube glitch." and she shows me this channel
BlackScreenTV, this guy apparently "broke the case", he's got open PewDiePie's, Leafy's, DramaAlert,
iDubbbz, and everybody's TANKING. Like thousands, hundreds, every second, it's fucking madness.
It's a fucking HOLOCAUST, it's a YouTuber holocaust dude!
I can't bear another Holocaust, my people have been through too much!
I'm like "What's going on here?"
I'm watching this guy's channel, apparently, if you subscribe and then unsubscribe it's minus 2.
So if you just go to a person's channel and fuckin' (tap tap tap tap), you and your buddies, you know, fuckin
Smash that like button a couple too many times you can unsubscribe, hypothetically, thousands of people.
To any channel. I mean, look at this, this whole time I've been talking, it was over 53 MILLION!
He's lost like 200,000 subscribers since I started this video!
God bless him. Now these guys BlackScreenTV, God bless their souls
He managed to get his channel to MINUS like 1500 subscribers or something I've never seen before.
So bless you for that social experiment.
I - My only regret was that it wasn't Joey Salads to do the social experiment because we all know he has
Much more impact, but at any rate, God bless ya all the same.
This is like the - the fuckin' greatest YouTube bug ever.
Everybody's channel is just fuckin' collapsing, dude.
It's a - it's wonderful, it's almost like, it's like the Joker became the CEO of Youtube
And it's like fuckin' pure CHAOS. What is the best thing we can do to promote Youtube
And keep people watching so we can keep our doors open and make as much money as possible?
I've got it. Joker walks in and punches her in the fuckin' face, nobody notices, he takes the mic, he says
"UNSUBSCRIBE EVERYBODY. Every time somebody clicks the subscribe button, unsubscribe them and another person."
Everyone's like "Dude we've been trying to ruin YouTube for years that's fuckin' brilliant!"
So, again, as I'm talking, just fucking feast your eyes on this masterpiece.
So I'M SORRY FELIX, I'm sorry, Felix didn't actually charge me $50,000 for a collaboration,
It was more like 5,000 after some heavy negotiations 'cause we are very good friends.
"No"
No, no I'm kidding there was no exchange of money, only sexual favors.
And he's lost, about, 50,000 since I've been telling that story.
So I am sorry, I just wanna go on the record saying "I did not pay him."
Just wanted to watch some gay porn with my good friend Felix,
Anyways guys, thanks for watching, I was just honestly so relieved that it wasn't me that killed
PewDiePie's channel, I feel like I just had to talk about it. Remember guys, smash that like button if you wanna
Destroy our channel. And don't forget to *obnoxious ringing bell sound* HIT THAT NOTIFICATION BELL!!!
Also please subscribe now and always papa bless. Peace.