Did somebody say "Molly"?
Yeah! Party, baby.
Party, baby!
Yes, yes. He took that as the actual drug.
Oh, "Molly asks."
Oh, okay.
But -- but Cocaine asks -- no.
for no reason.
Now let's get to your questions.
First, Molly.
Molly asks, "Will you guys be bringing back
the tag-team game for Season 9?"
Can I have a cappuccino to go?
Oh, your outfit's hysterical.
A cappuccino to go.
With oat milk.
-Oh, my God. -You know what?
to help you.
Tag! Don't even sit down.
Here he comes.
Thank you. Hey, bud.
Terrible tag. Terrible.
-I know, I know. -All right, Sal.
Your outfit's gorgeous.
the matcha?
[ Laughter ]
Yes, Molly, we are.
Samantha wants to know,
"I have no idea how you worked --"
Oh, hey.
"I have no idea how you worked your way
out of the race-card situation in the first challenge. LOL."
Good luck, my friend.
Tell her not to play the race card, buddy.
Yeah.
-What do you want? -Oh, the zoodle pasta.
The zoodle pasta, sure.
To stay.
You guys aren't racing out of here?
-Nah. -Okay.
on me.
Joe: Oh, sly!
Smart.
Any awkward encounters in your everyday life
that you finagle your way out of probably every single day
because we're on TV, and people watch the show.
So people approach us on the street every day,
so I have awkward encounters every single day of my life.
'Cause I'm normally kind of shy, and --
and I just don't know what to say to people sometimes.
Cassidy writes, "Does the Jokers saying
'We-e-ll' haunt you in your sleep?"
All: We-e-ll...
A million percent. A million percent.
I've said this before.
I'll say it again because it bears repeating.
"We-e-e-ll," that little phrase,
although it has probably been used a billion times,
for us, we really loved it and took it from the show
"Michael & Michael Have Issues"
that was on Comedy Central a while back
with Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter.
They had this little bit where they did that,
and we love those guys and we loved that bit,
and so we started to say it,
and then it kind of found its way into our show.
God forbid you say there's anything to do with manure.
All: Well!
Somebody tell me what's going on.
Please, I'm gonna start crying.
Valerie tweets, "When did your fear of cats begin?"
[ Cat hisses ]
Whoa!
When I was younger, I had a friend who had a cat
named Sebastian, and he --
that cat attacked me every time I visited their house.
And that was, like, the predominant one,
and then every time I've ever passed a cat,
they don't get out of the way, they hiss,
they rub up against you, they shit wherever they want,
they don't listen to their name, they hunt birds, innocent birds.
Just a lot of rea-- a cat is a natural predator.
I don't really understand why we domesticated it.
I don't think it adds any type of value to anyone ever.
I think people that have cats
need to look deep inside themselves
and ask themselves what's missing
that you need a Goddamn predator in your house.
meow, meow ♪
Mario says, "Do you think your dad would be down
to be the fifth joker?" I know he would.
Joe: Your father's here in the park.
What are you doing?
You working here?
As a matter of fact, I might be heading down a road
where I tap out and my dad just takes over for me.
He's retiring in real life.
I'd like to retire from this.
I know he wants something to do.
I will broach the subject with him.
He would be better than me at this anyway.
[ Laughter ]
Am I done?
All: Well!
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