All of these properties are brain-melting;
but, are they real?
Could an object like the *speaks gibberish* ?
'Cause, you know, honestly, no; they can't.
*"One giant leap for mankind"*
*Opening music*
The results of a rule in quantum mechanics that says electrons vehemently
*slurred* resist
The results of a rule in quantum mechanics that says electrons vehemently resist being squeezed together.
Who wrote this?
Is the hands-
Is the- is the hands good?
Is the-
Are the..?
*Woman speaking offscreen*: Is hands good?
*Man speaking offscreen*: Hands good are.
Is there owls?
But that's what we in the science business call:
a "selection"
or "sele"-
*exhales out of frustration*
A "selection" or a "selection".
What if the mass more than-
*speaks with exaggeration on the "o"* More
Is m-
*Man speaking offscreen*: It's good, though.
I- is mooore than
Oh, look at that one.
Good job, Phil.
Why don't you write a ton of stuff?
Plenty of time for any stores-
Any storings barn with it...
And some tip the cosmic scale
*Makes noises with mouth*
*Man speaking offscreen*: It was good, though.
Yeah.
Doing pretty well until I started salivating too much.
Black holes make me drool a little bit..
Open clusters are loosely bowed
and irregularly shaped-
Irregularly shaped...
Irregular-lar-ly...Okay..
Such a star would be extremely weird
or really just extreme.
Its mass-
*starts laughing softly*
We think that they were among the first objects in the universe
to form after the universe itself
formed in the universe.
This one's neverending.
It's like the universe itself.
*Man speaking offscreen*: Maybe.
This episode is 45-
*Woman speaking offscreen*: There is no edge to this.
Yeah..
*Mouths words* No edge.
No edge!!
Except right here is the edge.
Unlike open clusters, though
globulars are old.
Very old!
*Goes to speak, then pauses* *People offscreen laugh*
Are we boring you, Nicole?
Sorry!
*Man speaking offscreen*: I'm yawning all over the place.
*Laughs* I know!
That's because there's no oxygen in this room, I think.
*Man offscreen laughs*
I'm using it all up is the problem.
*laughs*
However, galaxies really are that big
and they truly are
mindbogglingly dist-
*speaks in a voice similar to Goofy* Mindbogglingly
*laughs in a way similar to that of Goofy*
*clears throat* Alright..
However, galaxies really are that big;
and they truly are mindbogglingly distant.
*Man speaking offscreen*: How about mind-numbingly?
Mind-numbingly distant, yeah.
Mindbogglingly.
*Man offscreen laughs*
It's actually just a bubble
sitting on the edge of a much,
much larger-
*Speaks under his breath* m- molecular. Much, much larger.
Okay.
Um.. that was-
Hold on;
My face was funny there.
Got a little-
a little dark matter stuck in there.
Alright..
*Man speaking offscreen*: Not a big deal!
*laughs*
I sneaked a breath in there a little.
*Man speaking offscreen*: You sneaked?!
*Woman speaking offscreen*: You sneaked?!
*Speaks quietly* Yep.
*Woman speaking offscreen*: You sneak, snook, snuck!
"Snuck" is not a word,
as my wife will be more than happy to tell you!
*Man speaking offscreen*: But it's so fun to write.
*Woman speaking offscreen*: Snuck.
*Man speaking offscreen*: Snuck.
*Man speaking offscreen*: It's fun to say.
*Woman speaking offscreen*: Snuck.
*Man speaking offscreen*: Snuck!
*Woman speaking offscreen*: Snuck.*Man speaking offscreen*: Snack!! *Woman speaking offscreen*: Snuck.
*Man speaking offscreen*: Because you're referencing Episode 1..
I think my glasses are crooked.
*Man speaking offscreen*: Nah!
Can you- can you tell? Okay.
*People offscreen laugh*
Over time, these interactions tend to flick the lower stars out of the cusp-
out of the cluster...
*Speaks under breath* Out of the custard.
Mmm.. Frozen custard..
And I haven't even mentioned magnetars yet!
*Evil, closed-mouthed laugh*
*Man speaking offscreen*: Oh, sorry, you...
*Man speaking offscreen*: Leaned into it.
Oh, sorry. Yeah..
*Man speaking offscreen*: No; you're fine to do that!
Okay.
*Man speaking offscreen*: I just need to know you're gonna do it.
Oh, yeah; I'm gonna do that!
By the way..
*Man offscreen laughs*
*Blows raspberries*
These are-
Are you done?..
*Laughs*
What was that noise?
Was that just the water slurping in the bottle?
*Laughs*
Okay.
Just outgassing a little bit there.
*Laughs*
*Speaks under his breath* See it's a.. it's an astronomy term.
*Burps*
Excuse me.
Boy, that one was just..
waiting in the middle of that paragraph.
*Man offscreen laughs*
Mmm.. coffee and bacon.
Neutron stars with the strongest magnetic fields
are called magnetars;
*Burps*
and are capable of colossal -
*Laughs*
Black holes come in different sizes,
but for all of them the escape velocity is greater than the speed of light.
So, nothing - *Growls out of frustration*
So, nothing.
It's all nothing!
So there.
Just in case Nicole uses this for the..
*Man offscreen chortles*
..outtakes.
Now she's like Big Brother and we're terrified of anything she might put on -
*Nicole speaks offscreen*: That's right!
.. on YouTube.
*Closing music*