- [Producer] Never have I ever pulled anything
particularly strange from a patient's body.
- Um-- (suspenseful music)
(laughs)
- Dr. Jones?
This is how the game is gonna work.
If we ever did whatever the Never Have I Ever states,
we're gonna raise our hands,
and we're gonna have to donate 100 bucks
to the CDC Foundation.
By the way, we've already raised over $50,000
for them on the 100 Doctors video,
if you haven't seen that, link below.
We're playing here with a very special guest,
Mama Doctor Jones.
You asked me to collab with her
probably like a thousand times,
and we've been trying to make it happen,
and it only took a COVID-19 pandemic to make it happen.
- I'm Mama Doctor Jones, I'm an OB-GYN, and mom to four,
and I have a YouTube channel,
and you can find me on pretty much
every social media platform under the same name.
- Are you ready?
- I'm not really sure, but let's do it.
- [Producer] Never have I ever gagged
or been visibly grossed out in front of a patient.
(both laugh) (bell dings)
- All right, you go first.
- I, as a resident, the first time I took care of someone
who had a really bad post-partum infection,
it is just a smell, and I don't know if I wanna put that
on the internet or not but--
- I have a thing with seeing patients gag.
So when I would insert an NG tube,
it would coil in the mouth and the patient would gag,
I would gag myself.
- [Producer] Never have I ever been attracted to a patient.
(buzzer buzzes)
- Nope. - Uh-hmm.
I don't think any of us, hopefully,
any of us are ever walking into a room
with that ever even crossing our mind.
- What I will say, though,
I have patients that occasionally,
maybe if they recognize me from social media,
they'll make inappropriate jokes,
and I have to always bring them back to the encounter,
like I appreciate the humor, I appreciate the compliment,
and I'm not gonna lie,
I've gotten good at redirecting the conversation back
'cause it's been happening more and more often
as the YouTube channel grows.
- [Producer] Never have I ever pulled anything
particularly strange from a patient's body.
(laughs)
- Dr. Jones?
- Of course I have.
(Mike laughs)
- Dr. Jones is a gynecologist. - I'm a gynecologist.
Even if we ignore the strangeness
that is pulling people from people's bodies,
the things that come along with gynecology are endless.
Anything you can imagine has probably happened.
- I frequently, frequently pull out pieces of cotton,
and sometimes even insect out of people's ears.
- Oh, hmm.
- [Producer] Never have I ever had a movie
or TV show I enjoyed get ruined
because it featured something medically inaccurate.
- All the time, all the time.
Isn't the whole premise of our reaction videos?
Making sure that we ruin it for everyone else, too.
- I mean, how do you not watch someone take out a bomb
out of someone's stomach in an open forest with no tools
and say, oh, "I'm comfortable doing this,
"I've done this before,"
when they're like a first year resident,
it just doesn't happen.
- [Producer] Never have I ever doubted
I would make it as a doctor.
- Definitely have done that.
I specifically remember standing
in the anatomy lab during my first lab practical,
my first semester of medical school
and looking around the room
at everybody writing their answers down,
and thinking somebody left my application stuck to the back
of the person in front of me, how did I get here?
These people are so smart, I am never going to make it.
- It's that impostor syndrome, right?
That you feel like, wow, how am I here?
And I feel like we all go through with it
at some point in our medical training.
So I was in a seven-year medical program
where I did a bachelor's in science
and my DO degree all in one,
and in order to keep in that program
through the first three years of undergrad,
you have to maintain above a 3.5 GPA,
and I remember each time I would get my grades back,
I would be just crossing my fingers like,
is this the report card that I'm gonna get
where I'm gonna kicked out of the program?
And every time, it was like 3.57, 3.68,
and you would just be cheering with your family
that like, yes, you're still in.
- [Producer] Never have I ever fired a patient.
- I've fired patients.
- I don't think I've ever fired a patient.
- My mom passed when I was in medial school,
and it's a story that I tell
on my YouTube channel sometimes,
and when a patient came in started bringing up
the fact the fact that she's communicating
with my mother in the afterlife,
that she's sending warm wishes.
And it was polite, but at the same time,
I felt like it was crossing a line
that I didn't feel comfortable with.
- [Producer] Never have I ever had a patient
name their child after me.
- Oh, I wish.
- I know, that would be,
I could just quit obstetrics but it hasn't happened yet.
- How many babies have you delivered, do you keep track?
- I don't keep track specifically
but I would guess that it's in the thousands by now?
I was just telling a patient in her delivery last week,
it never stops being cool to be in a room
and then suddenly there's another person, like,
it just never stops being amazing to me.
- [Producer] Never have I ever ruined a date
by sharing a gross medical story.
(both laugh)
- I only have to say no because I've been married since
before I was in medical school
but I've ruined a lot of my husband's dinners.
(Mike laughing)
- Have I talked about gross things on dates
where they ended badly?
I don't think so.
I think that I try and keep it appropriate
as much as I can on dates.
- [Producer] Never have I ever been asked
uncomfortable health questions by a stranger at a party.
- All the time. - All day, all day.
- You could tell me literally anything
as a patient sitting across from me in the office
and it will never faze me, but at a party,
even just a mention of your discharge or your problem,
or a partner who had a symptom,
that's just not the right time or place,
I just wanted to drink my glass of wine
and not think about that.
- [Producer] Never have I ever forgotten a patient's name
or called them by the incorrect name
during a patient encounter.
- All the time. - I've forgotten names.
- I'm so bad at names.
- Have you ever called someone the wrong name?
That's tough.
- I have a really big fear of doing that.
It actually, like my heart is beating fast
thinking about it,
I have severe anxiety about misnaming people,
so I will often not use names if I'm not 100% certain
that that's correct name, and I'm really bad at it,
but what I do really often is accidentally call the baby he
or she because I can't remember
from one room to the next what their baby was.
I will say like, oh, you know, is he kicking,
and mom's like, um, it's a girl.
Sorry, everybody gets to be a he right now.
- I think when I'm balancing in and out
of rooms really quickly during urgent care,
and sometimes I'm just like you,
I don't wanna get the name wrong,
so I'm like, how are you doing?
Or can you help missus here with her issue.
- [Producer] Never have I ever made use
of a storeroom like they do in Grey's Anatomy.
- Oh, no. - No.
- The medical scene is nothing like Grey's Anatomy.
It is so boring and sterile and honest and friendly.
- I do have a story to go with that, that's not that
but as a medical student, we were trying to get pregnant,
and we had gone through some infertility treatments,
and I was on my surgery rotation
and it was in the middle of the night,
there was nothing going on and I was required
to stay in the hospital just in case something was going on,
and I got a positive on my ovulation prediction kit,
and I went and texted the resident,
"Hi, my husband locked his keys in the car
"and I have to go and make sure that he can get
"into the house to get back into the car."
I made up a story to leave.
- So you snuck out.
- I lied my way out for a positive ovulation test.
- [Producer] Never have I ever directly contradicted
the advice I give my patients.
- All the time.
Doctors are the worst patients.
- I can't take my asthma medicine regularly,
definitely don't exercise enough,
I forget my birth control pill occasionally.
We're all humans.
- I wanna sleep seven to nine hours a night
'cause I tell patients how important it is.
Tomorrow, I have to wake up at four, 4:30 a.m. to do CNN.
How am I gonna go to sleep and get seven to nine hours?
- [Producer] Never have I ever worked
with a super genius teenage doctor like Dr. Doogie Howser.
- I mean, I've worked with brilliant medical students
that I knew were 100 times smarter than me.
- Like every medical student right now.
- Yeah. - But not a teenager.
Did you see the story a while back
of the kid who had pretended to be a physician for an
extended period of time? - Yes!
- He dressed up and went to a hospital
or a clinic and saw patients.
- How does that happen?
- I don't know.
And how does nobody that works at the hospital go like,
I've never seen that person before,
and also, he looks to be about 16.
- [Producer] Never have I ever come to the rescue
in public when someone asks is anyone here a doctor.
- No, but I've seen your story about being
on the plane with the anaphylaxis.
And here's the thing,
I don't ever want that to happen to me
because I don't treat those things most of the time.
I feel comfortable doing it if it happens
but it's not something I want.
However, if someone's gonna accidentally
have a baby on a plane,
I am set and I would be more than happy to do that
because if your baby's coming out on a plane,
it's probably gonna be a very easy, quick delivery,
and then I get to say I delivered a baby on a plane.
- Dr. Jones, this is so funny
because I'm really late to always answering people
'cause I'm trying juggle 5,000 things,
and I've seen messages from you and a lot of your fans,
by the way which you have many of, always say,
collab with Mama Doctor Jones,
and I'm like, I want to, I want to,
I promise it's happening.
And it took a worldwide pandemic
of COVID-19 to get us together
to talk about never have I ever experiences in medicine.
- Well, I'm so appreciative
because since day one of me posting,
people have filled my comments with that,
and now maybe they'll comment on my videos
and say something else.
Someday when we can do something other than Skype,
we'll have real in-person collab.
- Highly recommend you check out my 100 Doctors video,
I literally interviewed 100 doctors,
or if want a really good laugh,
check out my meme playlist while you stay happy.
♪ And healthy ♪