Xin zhao Brucer/tank, uhh this guy doesn't like to bring any quints, uhh no masteries and no moves
I am not here to learn you how to play xin zhao.
Now, with this excellent in-depth look at xin Zhao I'll-
Now, with this excellent in-depth look at xin Zhao
I'll finally be able to kill this guy!
Now, with this excellent pull by Blitzcrank
I'll finally be able to get that triple.
Now, with this little bitch-ass Lissandra.
On the rescue module... oh, it's Evelyn! start the timer, somebody, quick!
Boom! NEW WORLD RECORD!
Here we go again, start it up, start it up.
Badabing, badaboom! That's what I'm saying
More like, sucks dick!
WHOA, Lee Sin, wait your damn turn like that fucking deli.
Cuz I'm about to-
Whoa Lee sin, whoa, boy!
You ain't getting no roast beef if ya keep playing like that, eh!
Fuck it, I'm not gonna go over there. I'm just gonna let him die like the dog he is
New world record, here we go baby, go, go, go!
NEW WORLD RECORD, DUMBASS KARTHUS, BITCH
Oh God, the Brucer/tank guide didn't say anything about a situation like this!
Come to think of it, It said absolutely fucking nothing!
Karthus, what the fuck is this?!
ah that's it
no, no, no,
After this, after I'm done with this Karthus, you fucked up.
You fucked up big time
no, nah
I'm not gonna forget; an elephant never forgets, Karthus. Who am I?
cut the vid-
(muffled) you are but a mere child, compared to me, Pikachu
hahaha
Eh, what the fuck!
You guys only bring three guys in here, to kill me?
I consider this a great sign of disrespect.
This is like a slap in the face to my balls, to my Dunkey legacy!
I should have fucking fan art drawn of you three guys dying to Teemo,
Because right now you guys are treating me like a fucking meatball sandwich with no spaghetti sauce...
Here we go for the world record, Quinn, here we go.
Get in there. Go- holy shit.
(Jason Alexander) Hello, uh, internet friends.
(Dunkey) Oh my God. It's really him
(Grzzed) Hello, (inaudible)
(Leah) He called us his friends!
(Jason Alexander) So do you guys, have you guys actually ever met Noah, or you just internet friends?
(Dunkey) Oh, nah, nah, I just talk to your son on the internet.
(Dunkey) While i'm naked.
(Dunkey) Kind of like an internet predator
(Jason Alexander) Lovely to meet you all, do you all have holiday plans?
(Dunkey) I'm just mostly making pickling George, just like every year.
(Jason Alexander) And Dunkey and Leah, where do you guys hang out?
(Dunkey) Oh, we live in Wisconsin.
(Jason Alexander) Wisconsin?
(Dunkey) Mm-hm.
(laughter among group)
(Dunkey) Wisconsin is actually the home of the most serial killers anywhere in the United States.
(Jason Alexander) It's very lovely meeting you all.
(Grzzed) Yeah, it's a pleasure! Thank you!
(Dunkey) And what's going on over here, eh?
Give me that!
(Grzzed) Who's your dad?
(friend) My dad's Papa Chow.
(Dunkey) Papa John? This guy's dad is Papa John!
(Grzzed) Holy shit!
(Dunkey) Holy shit!
Oh my God, and now i'm ganking Bruce Willis!
This is the greatest day of my life;
I guess, I guess you could say he died hard!
(Leah) Kill him!
(Leah) Good Job!
(Grzzed) Good job, Ben Stiller!
(Dunkey and Leah screaming)
WOOOO!
WAAAA!
WOOO!
WAAAA! WAAAA! WAAAA!
WOOOO!
Someone get me out of this fucking place, oh god!
Ah, no, he's pulling me back!
No, no, no, no, no, arggg!
Ha ha!
Bye bye!
Yeah, y'all can start calling me the janitor right now,
Cuz I'm about to clean up,
This diarrhea team off the goddamn floor,
With their own hands, nonetheless,
I'm sucking a zebra's dick
With a penguin sippy straw,
that I got from the screening of "Madagascar The Penguins"!
Also, during the entire thing,
I am balancing my-
(Grzzed) GET OF THERE, GET OUT OF THERE!
(Dunkey) Fuck, I forgot about this part!
Oh God, no, no, here we go again!
Ehhhh!
Woooo!
(Grzzed) "We are you chinese father!"
(Dunkey) Wait, he put something!
"I am going to see you, Grandpa"
(Dunkey laughing)
This guy is fucking broken!
Now what did he put?
I bet this shit is grammatically incorrect, even in Chinese!
Village wall with your dad!
(group laughter)
"You are considered a JB"
(group laughter)