(snazzy music)
- What do you want?
Do you want me to put this on my finger?
Am I marrying a machine?
- The one ring to rule them all is beeping at me.
Where do I put it? Here?
- Ring functions.
There's a touch sensor.
Great.
And it vibrates.
(chuckles)
I know of another kind of ring that vibrates,
but I don't use it!
- Let's try writing the gesture.
Okay.
Woop
That does not look anything like what I just did.
- Looks like I had a heart attack in the middle of it.
- Speak, what do you mean speak?
Lightning.
Huh?
Oh, I activated a camera.
- How do I get it to take it?
(laughs)
Now this is handy.
Again.
Oh my god, this is all I would ever do with this.
- No, I didn't cancel it!
I don't understand!
- Alright, let's see if this works.
Let's see if this business is real.
- [iPad] Hello world.
(laughs)
- Oh boy, it's gonna get weird now.
- [iPad] 'Sup bitches?
(laughs)
- (beep)
- Let's see if I can make it say something foul.
Dick, dick, dick.
- [iPad] Let's look crazy!
- No, dick, dick, dick!
Dick, dick, dick is what I want.
- [iPad] Dick, dick dick.
- Gotcha.
- In my opinion,
this ring should be made out of platinum gold.
Oh, and like a big gigantic diamond.
(peppy music)
- Shut up!
What is the gesture for shut the (beep) up?
- Stop.
Hey, alright, I'm getting the hang of it.
I don't want the camera.
- No, no selfie.
Okay, one selfie.
(laughs)
- If you want to take a dozen pictures
of yourself by accident, this is the app for you.
Can I make it like let me design some logos here?
- [Voiceover] Yeah.
- How?
This...
Let's see if it works.
This'll open the camera if I do it right.
Drawing the dick in the air
is the first thing that I've nailed.
Let me to spell Keith so sexy.
That's a double-u.
(sighs)
Well, you know, we gave it a good shot.
- This needs at least like
ten more years of technology before it becomes
useful to anyone.
- Somebody 12 years old somewhere
is gonna have time to figure this out.