>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM THE DAILY
SHOW, CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL AND NOW BALLERS.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW STEPH CURRY.
>> WELL, I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW I KNOW,
JOE.
I HAVE BEEN CHASING HIM FOR YEARS, THE PERFECT GUY TO HELP.
>> THIS IS THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR GLOBAL DOMINATION.
>> IT IS ALL ABOUT EXPANSION, JOE, LET THIS BE A GOOD
OPPORTUNITY TO PAY BACK RICKY BEFORE THE END OF Q4.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUST NIE IT TO ME.
WE ARE BOTH BIG BOYS WITH BIG APP TITHES AND BIG BALLS.
IT'S JUST THAT YOURS ARE A LITTLE BIT BIGGER THAN MINE.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME ROB CORDDRY.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> GOOD TO SEE I, MAN.
>> CHEESIER PLAWS (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
IT WAS SO NICE, HAVE I TO THANK YOU FOR SOMETHING.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> I GOT TO THANK YOU FOR COMING BY FOR MY 20th ANNIVERSARY
OF BEING LATE NIGHT THING, WE HAD A LITTLE DAILY SHOW REUNION
WITH YOU AND.
>> I WAS SO DRUNK, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL.
>> Stephen: IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
>> BUT YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> Stephen: YOU STARTED OUT AS AN IMPROVISER LIKE I DID.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: DO YOU STILL IMPROVISE.
>> NO, NO, WELL, NOT-- LIKE I WILL DO SOME REUNION SHOWS BUT
I'M RUSTY, YOU KNOW, LIKE MY MUSCLES, MY IMPROV MUSCLES ARE
WEAK.
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE A SPORT.
>> IT REALLY IS, AND ALSO MY MUSCLE MUSCLES ARE-- SO ABOUT A
YEAR AGO I WAS DOING THIS, OKAY.
I WAS DOING THIS.
AN IMPROV SCENE, A REUNION SHOW AND I WENT, STEPPED BACKWARDS
AND FELT A POP IN MY CALF, BLEW OUT MY CALF MUSCLE AND
IRONICALLY WE WERE DOING A SCENE ABOUT HOW OLD WE ARE.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU TORE A MUSCLE WALKING BACKWARDS.
>> I TORE A MUSCLE STEPPING BACKWARDS, STEPPING, NOT EVEN
WALKING, STEPPING BACKWARDS.
>> Stephen: YOU GOT TO STRETCH OUT BEFORE YOU USE THE BATHROOM.
I DON'T-- I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN.
>> AH, MAN, I THINK ABOUT STRETCHING A LOT.
I DO.
>> Stephen: NOW ARE YOU DOING THE SHOW, WITH THE ROCK CALLED
BALLERS, THIS SEASON HOW HARD DO YOU GUYS BALL?
>> WE WERE BALLING AS PER THE TITLE OF THE SHOW.
SEASON TWO, FOR SURE LIKE DOUBLE BALLING.
, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: I SEE A PATTERN HERE.
>> NO, NO, NO, THAT IS WHERE I WILL FLIP IT ON YOU.
SEASON THREE, YOU THINK TRIPLE BALLING?
JUST EXPONENTIAL GROWTH, EXPO NEXT BALLING GROWTH.
YOU CONDITION EVEN REALLY MEASURE HOW MUCH WE'RE BALLING
NOW.
BECAUSE-- .
>> Stephen: YOU'RE OFF THE BALL CHART.
>> YOU'RE OFF THE BALL CHART.
>> Stephen: YOU BURIED THE BALL NEEDLE.
>> IF THERE IS A BALL CHART, I GOT TO SEE THAT.
I'VE GOT-- I REALLY DESERVE IT.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU MANAGED TO MAKE A LIFE IN THE ARTS,
WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH YOUR-- YOU HAVE KIDS RIGHT.
>> SURE, TWO KIDS.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THEM HAVING A LIFE IN THE
ARTS.
>> OH YEAH, THEY'RE VERY ARTISTIC.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER WANTS TO BE AND HAS
ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A TATTOO ARTIST.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU SAID THAT TO YOUR MOTHER WHEN YOU WERE
GROWING UP.
LIKE SHE WOULD SMACK YOU ACROSS YOUR FACE.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> YEAH, SHE HAS WANTED TO BE A TATTOO ARTIST EVER SINCE OUR
FRIEND LIKE WAS-- SHE FOUND OUT HE DID IT AND THAT IS A THING.
AND SO WE WERE OVER AT HIS STUDIO RECENTLY ABOUT A YEAR
AGO.
AND SHE WAS FASCINATED LOOKING AT ALL THE ARTISTS DOING THEIR
TATTOOS.
AND SCOTT SAID, YOU SHOULD TATTOO YOUR DAD.
AND AT THAT MOMENT-- .
>> Stephen: HOW OLD IS SHE.
>> EIGHT YEARS OLD, SHE WAS SEVEN AT THE TIME.
NO CONTROL OVER MY BRAIN TO MOUTH CHANNEL AT THAT POINT.
I WENT YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, LET'S DO THAT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S LOVE, BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER.
>> I DO LOVE HER.
I LOVE HER.
AND I LOVE THE TATTOO THAT SHE ACTUALLY GAVE ME THAT AFTERNOON.
>> Stephen: SHE GAVE YOU.
>> SHE GAVE ME A-- .
>> Stephen: SOME PLACE THAT I COULD.
>> OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR A SUIT THAT I
CAN'T SHOW YOU MOO TATTOO AT A SECONDS NOTICE.
SO I WANT TO TELL YOU, IT IS A HEDGEHOG, OKAY.
JUST IN CASE YOU ARE CONFUSED.
>> Stephen: CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THAT.
>> OH, WE CAN GET A SHOT OF THAT.
>> Stephen: INJURE DAUGHTER DID THAT, THAT'S PRETTY DAMN
GOOD.
>> SHE WAS SO CUTE TOO, MAN.
SHE WAS SO FOCUSED.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER SO FOCUSED LIKE A SEVEN YEAR OLD LIKE
FOCUSED.
AND THE ONLY THING, THE ONLY INSTRUCTION SHE GOT FROM SCOTT
WHO WAS JUST SITTING THERE SPREADING OUT MY SKIN SO IT WAS
TAWT, HE WOULD JUST SAY, SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HURT ME.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> SO SHE WOULD-- HE WOULD JUST GO ALL RIGHT, DON'T BE AFRAID TO
PRESS DOWN A LITTLE HARDER GO AHEAD AND PRESS DOWN.
NOW REALLY PRESS IT DOWN, NOW REALLY, REALLY PRESS IT DOWN AN
SHE WAS-- IT WAS SO GREAT.
>> Stephen: SO THE EIGHT YEAR OLD.
>> AND THAT IS HERE FOREVER I'M TOLD.
>> Stephen: FOREVER.
>> THAT I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: UNLESS, UNLESS YOU GET ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE
THEY GET YOU OUT OF A GANG AND USE THE LACE TORE TAKE IT OFF.
>> IS THAT?
>> Stephen: I THINK ARE YOU IN A GANG NOW.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
HEDGEHOGS WOULDN'T BE A BAD NAME FOR A GANG.
>> HEDGEHOGS.
THE SCREAMING HEDGEHOGS.
ALL RIGHT.
I FEEL LIKE I WOULD BE THE LEADER OF THAT GANG.
>> Stephen: SO THE EIGHT YEAR OLD WANTS TO BE A TATTOO ARTIST
AND THE TEN YEAR OLD WANTS TO BE A CARNEY.
>> THE 11 YEAR OLD WANTS TO BE WHATEVER AT THE CURRENT MOMENT
AND A VETERINARIAN, LIKE THE OTHER ONE IS INTERCHANGEABLE.
>> Stephen: VETERINARIAN STAYS WITHIN VETERINARIAN IS ALWAYS A
CONSTANT, YEAH.
SHE RUNS BUSINESSES.
SHE WANTS TO RUN BUSINESSES.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS.
>> GO AHEAD.
>> Stephen: SHE'S A BALLER.
CONSIDEREDRY, WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU.
BALLERS.
SEASON THREE.
PREMIERS NEXT SUN ON HBO.
ROB CORDDRY, THE SCREAMING HEDGEHOG.