Alright,
let's try it.
There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a coffee-
He's depressed, he wouldn't drink coffee.
There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a beer-
Sound, drown, clown
So he got himself a beer and he saw a weird clown-
Nah, that's weird.
So he got himself a coffee, and then he started to drown.
So he got himself a beer and he made a weird sound.
So he got himself a beer and then he was wearing a gown.
So he got himself a beer then he had a nervous breakdown
Oh!
I got it ;)
Was a lonely guy who was feeling kinda down so he got himself a beer and he sat there with a frown
His girfriend just broke up with him that day so things were not okay...
So he got himself an uber-
Alright
Robert's broke.
So he got himself a lift without any hesitation
Driver said "Where are you going?"
I don't have a destination.
He said "That's pretty weird why would you order a car if you don't know where you're gonna go?"
Are you stupid or something? What the f*** is wrong with you?
That's way too aggressive.
Driver said, "Where are you going?"
I don't have a destination
He said "I know a nice bar that has great booze"
I don't know what rhymes with booze.
What rhymes with booze...
He said "I know a nice bar that has great booze
"I'm a big fan of Tom Cruise!"
So he got himself a lift without any hesitation
Driver said "Where are you going?"
I don't have a destination
He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze."
Well I have nothing to lose.
So he got out of the car and made his way inside the bar, the driver out the window yelled "Please give me 5 stars!"
He then sat down to get a drink from the bartender by the sink.
That's when he saw the very thing that changed his whole reality!
And Oh! It was the prettiest face in the world. She was unlike any other girl!
She smiled at him, her teeth as white as pearls! Oh yeah! Like any other girl!
So he got up from his seat, cause his heart had skipped a beat. It was time to change his day. He knew just the thing to say.
He said, "Hey."
She said, "Hey."
He said, "Hey"
He said, "Sorry to interrupt."
Robert walked back to his seat, as he accepted his defeat. Then he finished up his beer, as he lost all of his cheer .
Then he felt a hand upon his shoulder.
As the air grew even colder, she said before he drank another
"Sorry about what happened with my brother."
"I thought that was your man."
It's just my brother, Dan.
Hey Dan.
Hey man.
So he got right up off of his chair and ran his fingers through her hair and-
(Ding! A notification!)
Mary: I think we should break up.
There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a beer and he sat there with a frown.
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day, but things will be okay.
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