are you ready to get full okay you
better put down that sandwich right now
cuz it's under it to do this doesn't
feel right
this either feels like I'm going to a
very sketchy underground gym or I'm
about to be murdered well we're off to a
great start I can't even open the door
to get into the gym this is how much I
need to work out I don't even have the
strength to open the door to get into
the gym there we go
brute force use your head oh yeah I'm
feeling it
oh I'm feeling like I'm about to get
strong baby I just came from the gym
today well it's time to go back double
routine in one day look at this sexy
picture oh yes
Hey Dude what's up hi get lost Rio Dora
kick your ass okay well he is working
out his left arm a lot probably to make
up for all the masturbating he did with
the other arm you know you gotta have
balance in you dude you can keep running
all you want but you're not getting any
further away from your problems
oh yeah work it girl work it I love that
your waist Clips through your legs as
you squat down yeah see all flat in the
back all flat in the back there Jessica
you want to keep doing those squats yeah
good form good form yes excellent talk
to her
hello beauty coming on a little strong
a little creepy if you ask me okay just
take your protein courage courage hello
beauty
piss off skinny loser okay
and I just hurt my pride it's fine but
when you talk to me hello beauty [ __ ]
off sex is free creep pervert I'm not
like this you think okay okay
sensing a lot of paternal issues alright
what do you think that says about your
relationship with your dad oh my god
look at the TIG ol bitties on this one
are they like weirdly pointed no one of
them is okay talk any protein hey hey do
you want to buy some protein you look
like you want to I really do I want to
buy a protein I want to get sick gains I
want to go from this to twice this you
know I want to get huge I want to get
yoked sperm protein
what if videogame is this I can't buy it
apparently the price is zero and I still
can't afford it that's how bad I am I'm
looking for men for bodybuilding
competitions ooh can I say that oh god
the menu broke I said men I'm just
getting emasculated okay it's time to
get smoked
let's swole and woke at the same time oh
my god oh my god oh my god oh my god no
oh wait can I see inside my own
existence that's disgusting just work it
out just work it out yes here we go get
those pecs a move and bro we're gonna be
massive in no time the lady at the
counter with big titties is gonna be
jealous at the size of our pecs after
this I like to look at my own teeth when
I work out really gets the blood flowing
this is what you see right before you
die is the last thing the humans get to
see before they die we're still kind of
flat-chested it's not working out I want
to look like this okay benchpress oh my
god here we go
what is know what your elbow that's
terrible for I'm gonna break something
dude he's got the death metal compound
oh yeah like you're about to head into
battle
oh so just realize that the guy in the
picture of the left is two different
colored nipples it happens sometimes and
you work out so hard are you drink
enough protein the color of your nips
chain
ah this is a good one I really who's the
speaker strength than you my god at
least you don't have to work out your
fingers oh boy can they see into my own
face I hate it I hate it so much
hey what's up girl I see you checking
out my teeth don't even act like you're
not a prince impressed wait by these
dentures you can see my tongue as well
your what you want to lick it you want
to lick this tongue oh you will when I
get smoked I got some dumbbells that's
good just just start start pumping them
how do I actually start using them I
just have two belts in my hand just okay
run it around like this I'm gonna get
really fit by doing this if the weights
Ammar in my hands I'm just it's like
training with extra gravity like Goku
did wheel off muscle
turn turn turn I have an attractiveness
zone dumbbell bicep curl there we go
you gotta get the sound gun wait for do
it right here in front of her she's
gonna be real impressed this is what
peak physical condition looks like this
is what the peak male attractive body
looks like you're witnessing it now
people 456 457
916 I can't count yes
let's sit buddy lifted lifted and move
at the same time oh yeah I call this the
moonwalk stretch do you people even know
how much strength it takes to lift this
weight in this scenario do you even know
how amazing I am right now
probably not wait I'm gonna get in a
treadmill with you and do this okay
apparently I can't t-posts with surf
dominance tipos awaits in your hand and
acts and adds a little extra mustard on
it whoa oh yeah feel that Bernie Sanders
can I just leave oh oh I feel like I've
interrupted something I feel like you
guys are having a moment and I am just
getting in the way of that i'ma just
leave Jesus Christ okay
see these eyeballs these eyeballs are
going places okay nevermind I I give up
in that machine I didn't want to use it
anyway straight talking to this guy
again hi you by you am I in the way am I
in the way am I getting the way of your
workout so sorry dude I'm so sorry can I
run alongside you I just want to be like
you I saw inside my own head earlier and
I saw a small brain I am
Oh No
what is happening this is horrifying hi
champ you need some enhanced protein oh
hell yeah
no this needs to small rooster ah cool
can I milk it from you
fat dafuq you say bruh I will [ __ ] you
up
nah I'll [ __ ] you sorry I'm stupid small
brain and said wrong thing
now [ __ ] you let's fight how do I fight
did we fight that I win thinking game
winner
I think the game broke during a case
i'ma run forever I'm alright well I'm
just doing cardio and they already call
me a skinny loser
I need to start checking up my games I
need some lake whale sperm or something
hey it's a bull testosterone to get me
going
damn I'm running backwards this is how
big brains do it look at this guy big
muscles but tiny brain
I've got tiny Muslims but huge gigantic
brain oh this is it guys the push-ups
are happening you guys all looking at
this you guys are watching this Hey Dude
spot before you think I've got deep
enough of these on here purchaser bruh I
feel like my ass is kind of extending
just a tiny bit everyone's gonna want a
slice of this potato pie oh no oh no oh
no oh no whoa I am wildly uncomfortable
oh no this ha that's much better
this is way easier to look at them
I ran out of stamina so I can't do this
anymore
but I have no idea how to get up anyway
exit this decision
I wanna go haha yo what's up bro you
wanna you want to lift together hell
yeah here we go oh we're so strong just
you and I he never stops I have to go
home and shower but he's just here all
day every day how does he do it
he's a mushy pea who she didn't tell me
I'm a skinny loser we're in lads we're
in like Flynn do you want to go to a
cafe sorry but I'm helping my auntie
today and tomorrow you dangle it in
front of me you dangled that glimmer of
hope right in front of my eyes and then
you're dashing away expertly well played
Jessica do you still think I'm a creepy
pedophile a sexist Oh
she just says hi no it's crazy when a
bunch of muscles will do to you now
who's the sexist do you want to go to
the movies with me sorry but I have a
boyfriend okay
that's fine at least you didn't assault
me what words immediately the same oh my
god oh my god
I can go on-site I can leave the gym I
don't have to spend my entire life here
and go outside and be with the person
two peas and carrots and lads no money
we'll have to walk oh that's sad oh the
world looks different now that I have
some muscles then I go into a trash can
to my house that's what it really feels
like I just did can I do anything at my
house the guy at the gym just had sex
with me so pretty much anything can
happen at this point all right let's
just go to sleep
so this is a chip you need some enhanced
protein I said can i milk it from you I
will [ __ ] you up
excellent I always ask for this wait Oh
Oh God
cool I don't oh my god oh my god
suppose been working out their glutes
this is oh my god hi you like my ice
wait is this my locker you guys are mean
you guys got massive dogs and massive
personality problems you know what they
say Jessica those who SWAT squat
together sleep together huh huh
these charms working on you these Irish
terms okay if she's still helping her
aunt
all right you helping your aunt everyday
Jessica cause it sounds like you're
telling a little bit of an old lie
this guy's elbow is about to pop out of
his arm fly across the room and stab
someone in the face this is this is
terrible form
you're not working what you think you're
working with that form buddy you know
real men shower with their clothes on
yeah that's the real big dick energy I
could sign up for the bodybuilding
competition
oh my god I got money
yes I was just standing there like
everyone else is flexing and showing off
oh that was incredible
okay oh he's gone okay I still can't buy
it cuz apparently I'm not allowed
it says I'm $0 and just setting a $20
what is happening to this game oh my god
I got I got a little bit of muscle on me
and now I'm calling her anorexic
hello anorexic if you lost your mind Do
You Know Who I am write down your
address you had to come to my house and
Earth so suck it so so that's who
becomes red yes oh okay I'm sure I don't
have any words anymore there are no
words to describe what is happening in
this game this game is bizarre
hello anorexic and that's the same one
three four five six seven six well guys
I did it I got the also suck this has
been the experience of a lifetime I
can't say I've ever played something
like this before
and I don't know if I should ever play
something like this ever again but if
you if you want the art so suck smash
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