♪ Santa hit the ground so hard it's shaking, boom ♪
♪ Santa's in the house now, cookies baking ♪
- It's that time of year again,
Christmas cookies,
but this time it's a competition,
Jersey Shore competition.
Deena suggests that we all do a cookie exchange.
I got this in the bag
because Nikki is a wild card in the kitchen.
You think you can do it babe?
- What do you think, this is a baking show?
(chuckling)
- Pretty much.
I love cookies this time of year.
- Do sprinkles melt?
I feel like they do.
(sighing)
- I need (beep) alcohol for this.
- Distribute evenly.
- (beep) cookies are gonna be flat as (beep).
- Just send the showstopper.
- (beep) wants to do a cookie bake off.
(classical music)
- Babe, can you get the butter out
- Yup.
- You gonna help mommy make cookies?
You want some chocolate chips?
- Where's the baking powder
- In the pantry.
- Don't dunk, dunk it in.
You have to gradually add it.
- Where does it say that?
- It's in every recipe.
- How about we do reindeer cookies?
- Looks like a bunny, but okay.
- Just gonna start.
- What are you doing over there?
- Not baking cookies.
- Oh my God.
- This was Deena's idea, by the way.
(beep) dumb ass cookie off.
I'm a little annoyed
that Deena wants to do a cookie exchange.
Oh (beep)
I don't think she fully understood the concept
that we live in different states.
- How do we all eat each other's cookies though?
- We all send them out,
we wait for them all to be delivered and then we try them.
- But, how many are we making.
- Seven dozen.
I'm gonna make 72 cookies
and send them to four different states,
like no big deal.
This is what happens when you're pregnant and you're bored.
- I also got like fun Christmas pajamas.
You know, Christmas is my thing.
- I should've just ordered like six dozen.
- That's what I would've suggested.
- I'm gonna make the seven layers.
I am super good at baking
and these seven layer cookies are like my specialty
- Deena love making those green, white, and red things.
- You know everybody loves my seven layers,
so I want to impress.
- I don't like those.
- I go by my eye.
I want the roommies to be like,
ooh, Deena is so, so good at baking.
These are gonna be made with love
- (beep) thing came off, I can't.
I rarely use this thing.
What if Angelina used hers?
I got her those big nice ones
for her wedding gift or whatever.
- I just rented a mixer
because I kind of
returned the mixer that Jenni bought me
for my bridal shower.
Don't tell her though.
(dramatic music)
- Okay, I won't tell her.
- Oh my God, we have to Angelina's cookies.
- Angelina doesn't cook.
- No (beep), she probably bought hers.
(grunting)
(upbeat music)
- That wasn't so hard.
- I bet Mike's gonna eat all of his
before he sends 'em out.
- You ate two trays of my romance cookies.
This is how much butter you consumed.
- Wow.
Well.
My wife's cookies are fire.
They're called romance cookies.
- Oh yeah.
- You are in love with them in the first bite.
- Nikki was asking me for the recipe.
- Yeah.
- She asked me for it a few times,
I didn't send it yet. - I know,
I think Pauly loves them.
This is a recipe that has been handed down
from generation to generation.
Listen, they're considered family.
We can give it to them, no one else.
- Or do we wait until they get married?
- Oh.
- Because then if they break up, where does the recipe go?
- Yep.
- I hope, oh my God!
Oh my God.
No!
(beep) my life!
- Well, Vinny ain't cook,
well actually mom's probably cooking his.
- Probably.
(percussive music)
- Clearly I wasn't gonna bake, so I made you know,
made my mom bake my cookies for me.
(timer dinging)
♪ Fa la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
- Way safer than Angelina's cookies
that's for damn sure.
- Oh my goodness look at that.
- Are they good.
- They are good.
- Wow.
- They're good.
- How good is that?
- I'd eat it.
Send it.
- The cat hair's on it, ew.
I have to give them something.
- I can't just not give the roommates anything
because then I'm gonna hear (beep) from them.
Let me give the roommates
something each that I think they'd like
from my house.
All ready to be shipped out tomorrow.
♪ It's just like any ordinary town ♪
- Excited C?
- We're supposed to be in the pajamas that Deena sent.
Go change.
- Hello.
- Yo, yo, yo, what up?
- Oh good, everybody's wearing their jammies!
- Deena of course sent us all matching PJs.
(gasping)
- Oh yay everyone, I wasn't sure if everybody was.
(sighing)
- Yo, why is Ronnie wearing all black.
- I was just about to say, wow, everybody wore
their jammies. - Yeah, something happened
with the mail that day. - On brand,
oh brand. - Uh oh.
- Angelina's camera's sideways.
She's sideways.
- Why are you sideways. - You gotta spin the camera.
- I'm already drunk.
- Angelina, where's your husband?
- Working.
Why do you ask, you really that involved in my life?
- Vinny just needs a hobby or he needs to get a girl,
so he's not so focused on my life.
- I don't know what's going on between Angelina and Chris,
but it's kind of weird that he's not around
and she's acting like it's nothing.
You know what?
Maybe it is nothing, I can't keep up with this (beep)
- This right here I know right away it's probably Vinny.
- Those are not mine, those are Paula's.
She's an angel. - Yes!
- Those are called struffoli.
- CJ's loving Jenni's cookie.
- Thank you Aunt Deena!
Them are delicious.
- Thank you, Meilani.
- Who made these yummy ones?
- Mike and Lauren's right?
- Who made the chocolate chip?
- I made the chocolate chip. - The chocolate chip
are my favorite ones.
- Did anyone get non-cookie packages.
- Yes, who sent these?
- Oh yeah, I got teeth whitening, thanks Ang.
- It was me.
- Angelina, you sent me hair dye?
- I want to show what Angelina got me,
but the kids have to leave.
- I knew you loved it.
- Jenni, hide yo kids.
- Oh my gosh.
- Wait what.
Oh man.
All right, time to go.
- So thank you for hoping on.
I'm glad we were able to do this, I love you all.
- This cookie exchange, it was a disaster,
but it was a success.
For us to come together for something like that,
that's special.
- All right bye.
- Oh my God!