- Oh no, my game is glitching.
It makes total sense to do this...
(Kim blowing)
...to get it to work.
There, that's better.
This is definitely the most efficient way
to rewind the mixtape my boyfriend gave me.
I wanna listen to my favorite song over and over again,
but my mom won't drive me to the record bar.
My only solution is to listen to this radio station
all night long, and hit play and record
at the exact right moment.
Got it!
The DJ's only talking for four seconds
over the beginning of the song, score.
He made a dedication to Brandon.
Sounds like a boyfriend went to Stardust Skate Rink
and was couple skating backwards with Samantha.
I've never had someone skate backwards for me...yet.
I have acne, and the only solution available to me
is putting toothpaste on all my zits.
Got it.
I don't know how to spell this word for my book report
that I have to write by hand.
I must walk to another room and find a book
called a dictionary.
I shall find the correct spelling in this book.
How am I supposed to find the word gnat
if I don't know it starts with a G?
Only if there was a digital device
that says, "Do you mean?" and populates the correct answer.
Oh look, I found it.
That only took 12 minutes.
But now that we have one computer in our home,
we can access the World Wide Web.
Let me first plug this into the wall.
That is the sound of innovation.
It will only take 10 minutes to look up a word now.
Progress.
The phone is ringing, and I have no idea who's calling.
I'll answer it without knowing who it is,
because that is totally normal.
Wow, Blockbuster on a Friday night.
Never has there been a cooler place.
What a time to be alive.
All we have to do is get in the car,
drive 20 minutes across town,
pace up and down the aisle,
spend money on it, kind of hate it,
but you have to watch it because you rented it,
and make sure to bring it back the next day,
or there's punishing late fees.
This place will be in business forever.
There's no other convenient way to watch a movie.
Marcia's phone has been busy all day.
They must be on the World Wide Web.
You can't be on the phone and the computer at the same time.
Oh well.
This television program is boring.
I wonder what's on one of the other two channels we have?
♪ Look at what's happened to me ♪
♪ I can't believe it my ♪
♪ We're not gonna go ♪
Brother, will you hold the antenna?
♪ We've been waiting for you ♪ Stand there, that's perfect. ♪
Hey Mom, I just called Time and Temperature.
Bring an umbrella today.
We had such an amazing time this weekend.
Good thing we can access these pictures so quickly.
We just drive across town, drop off our disposable camera,
pay a lot of money, and wait three to five days
in hopes of one to two good pictures from the whole lot.
(upbeat music)
And scene.
You guys, there are things my kids
will just never know about.
These are just like life experiences
they will never know.
Also, just a little sadness for you,
we went into the local Walgreens to buy this,
like, disposable camera, 'cause I was like,
"Oh, they still sell disposable cameras."
This was the last one, it has been there for three months,
and they're not gonna reorder them.
- [Penn] Why would they?
- To send my kids to camp a couple years ago,
'cause they couldn't bring electronics,
you send them with these, the pictures were terrible
out of those things, 'cause they're like,
"Oh look, the sky," they were really bad at it,
'cause they didn't have to do it like we had to do it,
but, so we need to keep this as like a...
- [Penn] Mainly for props, 'cause they...
- As a prop.
- [Penn] How much do you think that cost?
- How much was it?
- [Penn] It was $37.
- No, it was not.
- [Penn] Because supply and demand, right?
- 37?
- [Penn] Honey, they know that it's the only place,
like, we got the last one on Earth,
we could have paid $1,000 for that,
and they wouldn't have cared.
- You guys, we're gonna save this,
and then sell it on eBay in 20 years.
Ready?
(camera clicking)
You guys, bringing me back.
Holderness residence, may I ask who's speaking?
I will give him a message.
- [Penn] I just love how you were married
to me when you were 14.
(Penn laughing)
- You would skate backwards for me, baby.
- [Penn] That's right.
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