- What's up, everybody.
It's me, Jaden.
My album is out, Tell Me About Tomorrow.
And if you haven't listened to it, you're tripping.
But I'm here with Buzzfeed,
and I'm going to be reading thirst tweets.
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There could be a really cute guy who's into me,
but if he ain't Jaden Hostler, Jaden, I don't want him.
You say that now.
But then I get into these situations and everyone's like,
aw, he shouldn't be like, whatever, you know?
So that one's like a good start.
A little sweet comment.
Girls don't want a boyfriend, they want a Jaden.
It's me, I'm girls. (laughs)
I don't know, do you want me as your boyfriend
or do you just want me?
I don't really like see people wanting to date me.
I always see people wanting to like,
be with like, Vinnie Hacker.
I'm like on the lower stand of the totem pole,
but it makes me feel special.
So probably no one cares, but I'm in the hospital right now.
And I don't know if that's serious,
but I have this very strong pain in my chest.
They told me it could be my heart,
due to all the love I have for Jaden. (laughs)
I was like genuinely concerned at first, that's sweet.
That would be my, like though.
Like someone loves me so much,
they get sent to the hospital and I get canceled.
Hi, could y'all stop posting about Jaden.
I ship myself with him,
and when I found your accounts, I literally started crying.
Please do me a favor and either private yourself,
or stop posting about Jaden please.
Ya'll are being insensitive.
I feel like he is cheating on me, so please.
This is one thing I never really understood.
I didn't really have any idols when I grew up.
I never had like that attachment to somebody,
but that's a real thing.
Like there's a lot of people that don't even know me
and they would die for me.
That's a crazy feeling.
Jaden is hot and cute at the same time.
Like he has black hair, tattoos, and he has blue eyes.
Yeah, I mean, I really did get blessed with blue eyes.
There was a time in my life where I thought that
I would look really cool if I had black hair with blue eyes.
So I did that.
I felt like I looked like Danny Phantom or something,
like a superhero, but I didn't look like anything,
except for a kid that dyed his hair black with boxed dye.
Imagine if Jaden body pillows existed.
That's not a bad idea.
Would I own one?
If it gives the accurate feeling of comfort as I do,
then yeah, of course I would own one.
I would love to get a hug from myself.
I give great hugs, I'm not gonna lie.
I think that's like my only talent. (laughs)
Jaden I hate you for being so talented and hot,
stop it (beep).
This is like, obviously rhetorical.
Wait, is that the word?
No. Yeah. No. Yeah, whatever, we'll go with it.
I'm a slut for Jaden's black hair.
That has a nice ring to it, you know what I mean?
That's a good tweet.
I know I just went blonde, like it's looking kinda yellow.
I don't know I was going to dye it pink.
I'm really bad with like the upkeep, you know?
So we'll see what happens.
Maybe I'll shave it.
And then that's when everyone unfollows me.
Jaden be gay for me challenge.
I would rock that.
I'm just really good at adapting anywhere.
It's 2021 baby.
Jaden could run me over with the truck,
drag me through a bush backwards,
and I would thank him after.
Some of you might be serious about this,
like I really think some of y'all might let me do that.
Jaden could rail me any day.
That's just a great compliment, you know what I mean?
Like that's just a straight up no sugar coating.
It's like a good tweet.
Jayden making my (beep) throb.
He sexy when he mad.
People do seem to think I get mad a lot,
or maybe I just get mad a lot.
But that's a good spin on an issue
a lot of people say I have. (laughs)
I'm glad I'm making your (beep) be throb.
Jaden if you see this,
I am desperately begging for your (beep).
That's great that you're bold enough to say that.
That means I'm doing something right.
I want Jaden to (beep) me in the ass
while singing Angels and Demons.
♪ Fuck me like a rock star. ♪
Shouldn't you be singing that
if I was (beep) you in the ass?
Cut all the poetic (beep).
I want Jaden to (beep) me, raw me.
What does that even mean?
Choke me, tell me that I'm lucky I get to take his (beep),
make me beg and scream and pull my hair out of my head.
Want him to give me chlamydia.
You had me in the first half.
You had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.
I want him to give me chlamydia
so I can remember that night forever.
I'm not even gonna lie, that one actually shocked me
cause I was in a groove for a minute.
I appreciate the request.
It seems like it's coming from a good place.
It's not something I plan to do or will ever do.
Thank you so much for the support.
I love you guys.
And I love your (beep) up minds.
It's not all the time you get to hear somebody say,
(beep) me, raw me, run me over with a truck.
This kinda made me feel special, not gonna lie.
Go listen to the album guys
if you haven't listened to it already.
Tell Me About Tomorrow.
It flows off the tongue, you know,
remember it, tell your mom about it.
Please continue to share.
Just don't get chlamydia.
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