A woman is suing the reality show she was on for broadcasting her vagina uncensored
Hi folks, welcome to the New Show, I’m Ross Everett and here are
the top seven reasons not to go on a reality TV show. Straight from the mouth of someone
who was on one.
1 – It’s not actually real. I know you like to think that the Bachelor really does
find love amongst all those pretty women and that the Jersey Shore gang is a ragtag group
of trouble makers. But behind those cameras are producers encouraging interactions that
make for better storylines. Sean Klitzner did a bang up job pointing this out:
2 – They edit the footage to make you seem a certain way. The brilliance of television
is that what you see on the screen isn’t necessarily the way something played out.
Every reality show needs drama because reality shows are just basically high school but for
adults. Miserable adults. So in order to produce drama where there might be none, reality shows
use a magical trick called editing where they can make it seem like someone is reacting
in a dramatic way, even if in reality everything was fine. For example: this is Josh. Josh
is my producer. Josh, can you make a concerned face for us? Perfect. Now, I’m going to
say something that they would say on a reality show and lets see how Josh reacts. I saw Jenna
and Mark hanging out last night. (previously shot reaction of Josh). See how we made it
seem like Josh cared about Jenna and Mark. Watch this, Josh how do you actually feel
about Jenna?
Josh: Who’s Jenna?
Ross: Tadaaaa. Editing.
3 - Your past revealed
Dark histories have a habit of revisiting people on reality shows. Whether it’s dirt
being dug up by the producer to make a better story line, or those skeletons from your past
coming forward to collect on your fifteen minutes of fame, if there’s something you
don’t want people knowing you can bet it’ll rear it’s ugly head once TMZ is willing
to pay for the photos. No one’s perfect, but at least in private, you can pretend you
are.
4 – Public Embarrassment
Every reality show contract allows them to broadcast any footage they take of you that
may or may not be embarrassing, defamatory, or surprising in nature. In short, you’re
signing up to allow yourself to be humiliated in front of a national or International audience.
Case and point, a girl who was on VH1’s Dating Naked had her whole downstairs broadcast
uncensored on television.
5 – YOUR VAGINA MIGHT BE BROADCAST ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
Now, if that appeals to you, by all means, disregard this video strip down and cam up
because we have different end goals. But, if you’re of the belief that your balloon
knot is reserved for you and maybe a couple special people, listen on and don’t go on
a reality show. Specifically one called “Dating Naked”
6 - Fleeting Fame
Aside from a select few, most reality stars fade into obscurity quicker than they can
read you the daily specials a t the Olive Garden. So, even if you are the breakout star
of Teen Date Pad or whatever contrived reality shows will be coming out, unless you’re
The Miz or Jeremy Renner, get ready to have it all come crashing down around you.
7 – YOUR VAGINA MIGHT BE BROADCAST ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
I just feel like this needed to be on the list twice because I want it to stick with
you. If you go on a reality show. There is a chance that your vagina could wind up on
national television. And then on the Internet. And then on your kids’ friends’ phone.
And that’s going to be a weird PTA meeting.
So, what do you think would be the worst reality show to go on? Let me know in the comments
down below. I also want to take this time to let you know that our charity drive for
the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention in memory of Robin Williams has surpassed
our goal of $1000 and I wanted to take this time to thank anyone who donated or spread
the word about the charity. We’re a small community, but a powerful one and that’s
pretty great. Don’t forget to like this video and subscribe to the channel and if
you want to see the FridAMA with Matt Lieberman you can click this annotation or the link
in the video description. I’m Ross Everett, and I don’t want my vagina to be broadcast
on national television. Here’s a little bit more.