♪I'm dreaming of a white...♪
♪or black...♪
♪or yellow...♪
♪or non-gender-specific Christmas...♪
♪or Hanukkah...♪
Hey, Santa?
Oh, hello there Rudolph...
W hat can I do for you?
Well, all the other reindeer don't like me because my nose is so red.
Oh Rudolph, your nose is what makes you special.
But Dasher said that my nose is so red...
because I'm sick and they should stay away from me.
Oh that's just silly, Rudolph.
And then Vixen said that is not that I'm sick...
but it's a big disgusting pimple
Oh Rudolph, everyone gets pimples.
And then Prancer said that is not that I'm sick or a pimple.
He said that I have herpes.
Eww!
Get away!
No, get away from me...
Nooo!
See, I knew it!
Y'all just get caught!
I knew it!
Imma tell!
I'm filming all of this!
Im tellin'!
Wait till I tell dad!
Wait till I tell!
Get ready to get famous, b****!
World star!
WORLD STAR!
(six, seven, eight)
♪Come and hear this boy...♪
♪go wub wub wub wub...♪
♪Here is the build up for...♪
♪the dro-o-o-op.♪
♪Dro-o-o-op♪
The what?
The drop.
Oh...
(imitating dubstep)
Hey guys...
I don't really know how to spoof this one.
I mean, I don't even know what chestnuts are.
I never even had 'em.
Actually, I never had 'em either.
Yeah, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen them.
You eat them?
Nuts are funny.
'Cause they're like balls.
Wait, but they're not just nuts.
They're called chestnuts
I mean, I guess the closest thing to having nuts on your chest...
would have to be...
♪Nipples roasting on an open fire♪
(to the tune of "Feliz Navidad")
So...
What do you want for Christmas?
I mean, um...
All I really want...
for Christmas...
is...
You know those hover-boards that Justin Bieber has?
I mean I don't want you to buy it for me.
I mean you can if you want to.
Speaking of hoverboards...
I would also like to
(speaking too fast to understand)
And you...
...tube subscribers
Lots of Youtube subscribers.
Man, that'd be so awesome!
If you could also get me a car...
(speaking too fast to understand)
and you...
...th.
Youth.
I wanna be young forever.
Forever young...
(speaking too fast to understand)
And...
you.
No, you.
Dude, it's been so long!
Oh man, how you been?
I've been hella good!
How have you been?
I'm good.
Big step...
careful...
there you, agh...
there we go.
You know what?
I left my purse back there.
Stay right here, I'll be right back, ok?
God, I hate this song.
So racist.
Grandma!
Grandma!!
NOO
Grandma...
There is something...
you should know...
No, save your energy, don't talk.
Your father...
He's gone, grandma.
No...
Come on, you're not thinking straight...
he's gone.
What?
Grandma, no...
Grandma!
In the the case of reindeer-man slaughter over grandma...
We the jury find the defendant...
Not guilty.
You're a murderer!
Order in the court!
You killed my grandma!
How could you do this?!
How could you?!
I don't know who they are...
or what they want...
All I know there's more to it than this...
and I will hunt down every single last one of them, one by one...
until I figure it out.
Look, I'm upset too...
but revenge isn't worth it.
It's not about revenge...
it's about the truth.
My father...
is still alive.
Why you always have to be such a dull?
How dare you!
Well, look who's all grown up.
It's you.
It's been a long time.
Hello, son.
What have you done with my father?!
I am your father!
You're a deer
Yes, and so are you.
Haven't you ever noticed your love for grassy areas...
your preference of salads over soups...
It's time for you to become who you really are.
Oh yeah?
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?(BITCH)