Hey, Chrissy!
Hello!
A long time.
I know, I know.
Did you have fun at the birthday?
Did I have fun?
It was like the Oscars, the Grammys,
the Emmys all in one gorgeous tent.
It was incredible.
I've never seen this kind of group.
You have an incredible group of friends.
I know, it's really a mix, right?
Yeah and Portia did that video for you.
And it was so gorgeous, and I cried.
I'm like, I'm pregnant OK?
It was really sweet.
And you and John posted some great pictures.
We had a photo booth there.
And you and Kim, and Kanye.
It's so hard to pose with them.
I don't know what to do.
Because then I get too mean face and then
John is just happy to be alive.
I know and Kanye is thrilled, look at him.
He's thrilled.
Every picture Kanye took was like that all night long.
But yeah, y'all look gorgeous.
Thank you.
That's beautiful.
Thanks, I thought it was a good present
to just take pictures for you.
It is.
That's a nice present, I liked it.
So how was it being, because when you got there
and you're like, you know I can't drink, I'm pregnant.
But y'all stayed for a while right?
We did, because it kept getting better, and better, and better.
It was amazing when we walked in.
You have introduced me to the impossible burger.
Which I don't know if you guys have heard of this,
it's a thing at Crossroads.
I think it's vegan, and I'm pretty not vegan,
and it was amazing.
That's why it's called the impossible burger.
There's a restaurant here in Los Angeles, one
of my favorite restaurants, called Crossroads
and they have this thing called the Impossible Burger.
And it tastes exactly like a hamburger.
Because that's the one thing I miss being vegan.
Except maybe more flavorful.
It actually has all these grains in it, and it was just so good.
So yeah, I was eating up a storm.
Hanging with my friend Oprah.
Yeah.
Just relaxing, but I was sober.
Sober parties are--
How was it to be sober?
Because there were a lot of people drinking lots.
I know.
Lots.
There were some that you could tell
might have been drinking before they got there,
and then it just got, oh it was so good.
I mean, a Margarita, there is nothing like it,
so to not be able to indulge in that with, say Jennifer
Lawrence, is heartbreaking.
And Reese Witherspoon was walking out
with a tray of tequila shots and making everybody drink.
I know, it was so good.
Like you had absinthe.
I mean, it was a tough one for me.
Well, so when are you due?
I'm having a baby boy in the spring.
I'll tell you it's June.
All right, all right June.
June.
All right, and do you have a name for him?
No, because it's just boy names are really tough.
And I don't even think he'll have
a middle name because we can't even think of a first name.
How did Luna come up?
Luna, well there was a blood moon happening.
It was like a very beautiful night,
really big vivid red moon, and just gorgeous.
And I have this love for space.
I think about space camp all the time and my days
at space camp as a youngster.
And so I just thought Luna was perfect.
And she's kind of the perfect Luna.
But boy names we're gone.
What about Lunar for him?
Lunar, I like it.
Very Pete and Pete, remember that show?
What?
No I don't What about Urban Legend?
Urban Legend.
I do like that.
I've been toying with Dick Legend a lot.
Can we say that?
No, yes you can say it, you can say it, just don't name him
that.
OK yeah.
Richard Legend.
Yeah.
Yeah and then everyone's like, why don't you
do the JJ thing, the John Junior.
But John and his ego, he was like,
I don't want him to feel like he has to live up to that.
And I was like, wow you are a jerk.
Wow.
What a jerk.
Like, oh sorry.
Heaven forbid he do what you do.
So incredible.
That's amazing, it's an ego right there.
I know.
All right, so you are amazing to me,
that y'all are the cutest couple.
You seem like you have a great relationship.
He won the Oscar for the music for Selma,
and you have not seen the movie.
No.
So how do you not support something he won an Oscar for?
Listen, I just feel like when I see a movie,
I like to remove myself from reality
and my movie tastes lean much more towards Bride
Wars and Girls Trip.
And you know, the rom com of sorts
and it was a little heavy for me.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But important.
I heard the song.
Yes, so good.
So you won't see it?
You have to be in the mood for that sort of thing.
And I just haven't really been in the mood.
I see, I see.
He hasn't read my cookbook.
I mean, he hasn't watched Lip Sync Battle.
Really?
He does actually.
Yes, of course he does.
Of course he does.
I know.
Here's something I learned this morning that you
were on Deal or No Deal.
I was, I was.
Did you know Megan when she was on there?
You know, I tell John all the time,
I'm like that could be me.
I could be Princess Harry, or no, what is it?
No, that's not how it works.
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It's the baby.
These darn babies.
He is taking all of the blood from your brain.
All right, all right.
Just every day.
We're going to take a break and we'll just edit that out.
OK perfect.
Like the Rhianna thing you edited out.
What?
When I opened her mail and then people
tried to send me to jail.
Did they?
Yes that's right, you live in Rhianna's house
and you were getting her mail, and you were opening it.
I had people like tweeting at FBI,
at Chrissy Teigen. I'm like first of all,
the FBI isn't at FBI.
[LAUGHTER]
Maybe they're pregnant too, we don't know.
Yeah, they're losing the blood also.