Thanks for being here.
Fellas!
Oh, it's my pleasure, I'm thrilled.
Yeah, I gotta say,
every time I see you in something, you make me laugh.
You're so talented. Aww!
You really are.
That means a lot.
You went "ha".
Aww! Ha!
(laughing)
No, I don't know much about,
I was reading about you today.
You're from Cleveland? Yeah.
(audience cheering) (audience applauding)
Guys. Really?
No, they just wanna get themselves on T.V. later.
(laughing)
Make the noise and later we watch it in bar.
Was your family in show business at all?
What kind of business were they in?
No, I'm the only one.
My dad owned a business called
Ohio Computer Ribbon and Supply.
Which was, he had a, basically like rent.
What he is known for in my family
is being the most frugal human being in America.
Like he is, [Man] He's pretty cheap?
The cheapest person you could possibly imagine.
And I'm saying this with all due respect.
Right.
He once, he went to Notre Dame.
This is an example.
I have two younger brothers and he would take my,
he would make my brother who was maybe 10 at the time
drive with him to South Bend's,
put a fake sling on and suck his thumb,
so that he could get in for free to the game.
(laughing) Did he?
Yeah. That's low.
Multiple times.
It was all due respect.
Put the sling on!
My mom for my gift, if there was a birthday,
like my mom for a birthday, he'd go to Baskin-Robbins
and he would wait to see who didn't pick up their cakes
and bring home cakes that said like Happy Birthday Charles.
(audience laughing) And give that to my mom.
For your mom on her birthday?
And he thought it was hilarious.
And we all did to actually to be totally honest.
(laughing) (audience laughing)
It was pretty fun.
And he saved a lot of money doing that.
He's so proud of it.
Was it embarrassing to you as a kid?
'Cause when you're,
I mean, now you can laugh at things like that,
but when you're a kid,
if your dad's doing something that embarrasses you,
it feels so much more powerful.
Oh, we would go.
(scoffs) So much more powerful.
We would go, we would take road trips of course.
All of our vacations were road trips
and we would go like to ski resorts in the summer.
(chuckles) And there would be like
pictures of us on like a ski lift in August in Pennsylvania.
(audience laughing)
And then one time we went to Washington DC
we wanted to see the Lincoln Memorial and it was packed
and the only available spot was a handicap parking spot.
And my mom was like, "Bill Hahn, don't do it, don't do it."
And he just took his huge, hilarious, very old Caddy,
pulled right into it.
He's like, "We're just gonna take a quick picture kids.
Get back in the car."
And it was of course cop car, cop car,
and my dad without a beat
just turns around and starts limping back to the car.
(laughing) (audience laughing)
And after we were like, now we got a ticket.
Dad's not happy.
I'm happy he got a ticket. Exactly.
I think and that,
didn't change his ways though. Did it?
No, he was fine.
He like fashioned himself kind of to the Chevy Chase
of our family's vacation series.
(audience laughing) [Conan] Right.
If we were that's who I think he would be.
He said this is my character.
Yes. I'm the cheapskate.
That's what happened. That's what I do.
And that's what I do.