- I thought we were only getting
a normal amount of Lunchables,
I didn't think we were getting all the Lunchables.
I had to finish every Lunchable.
- [Sean] What do you have to say for yourself?
You told me you gonna beat me, that's not how you beat me.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Don't listen to him, he's been cheating.
- [Andrew] Look, that's the mad face, can I zoom in?
Of the mad face?
Thought it was over, thought it was a game,
we just gettin' started.
- Will you do this challenge again?
- Oh my god.
(heavy bass music)
- Hi, my name is Sean.
- I'm Andrew.
- And for the next week, we will only be eating Lunchables.
- Two grown men, eating Lunchables for a week.
- Are you not excited?
I'm excited! - I'm not excited.
- One of each, right?
So then we just go down.
Grab some Lunchables, grab some Lunchables.
- This is the face of a man who regrets
signing up to a challenge to eat that.
Look at that. - I just want you all to know
that I've never felt so unashamed.
(laughing)
All right?
That was the proudest moment of my life.
I waited 13 years for the day
where I could push a shopping cart filled with Lunchables.
See, she knows.
She knows.
But yep, we did go buy the Lunchables already.
- [Andrew] And Sean broke the machine.
Help is on the way, if you need help.
- Why? - Help is on the way.
- Wait, why?
We don't need help.
We're good, we're good. - 'Cause the system realizes
this is too many Lunchables.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] I think this is, yeah.
- There was a error, it was like, these are two grown men,
this is too many Lunchables. - Yeah, we were not
half way through, and the machine broke.
- And it come to two something.
- You know, I will say though, that is too many Lunchables.
- It was way too many Lunchables.
- [Sean] This is way more than I thought!
- [Andrew] It's way too many Lunchables.
- [Sean] All right, so here are the rules.
Rule number one: we have to eat
at least three Lunchables a day.
Rule number two: you can't omit or substitute
any parts of the Lunchable.
Rule number three: You can't add any additional ingredients,
except spices or condiments.
And the last thing is we can't eat two of the same kind
throughout this challenge.
- All right, so when are we starting?
- I think it starts now.
(laughing)
- I'm biting one.
- Remember, but you have to eat all of these.
- Mm-hmm. - By yourself.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm serious, like by yourself.
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, we'll see how this goes.
- Anybody like any ham and swiss Lunchables?
- No, you can't--
- I ate it!
- [Sean] Sweet Jesus, this is about to be the best week
of my entire life.
Look at this fridge!
Look at my fridge!
Oh my god.
- I feel like a little kid right now,
I legit have like a lunchbox full of Lunchables,
and I'm bringing it to work with me.
This is ridiculous, but this is what it takes to win.
I'm coming for you Sean, we not done yet.
Let's go.
- Okay, first of all, I should mention
that this was not a competition in the first place,
I don't know where you got this from.
- Life is a challenge.
- So it's literally the first day of this challenge,
and it's the best lunch bag here I've seen all year, so
I'm gonna try to sneak in when lunch is almost over,
and finesse myself with plates, so that's the plan.
(siren wailing)
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Look at this guy.
He thinks he's slick, but he's not.
Oh, Sean!
- It's the first day.
- [Rev. D'Vaughn] Yeah, which is the most important day.
- It's the first day.
- [Rev. D'Vaughn] It's the most important day.
- I can start tomorrow.
- You already quit, it's literally day one, and you quit.
- So what am I supposed to do, put it back?
- [Rev. D'Vaughn] I'll take it.
Or you quit.
Do you quit before you even had your first Lunchable?
Look at him.
Why are you laughing?
You've got a full on sub here.
Oh my god, there's 510 calories in there.
- [Sean] Oh wow, that's actually surprising.
- [Rev. D'Vaughn] You should be full,
you shouldn't want anything after this.
- You're the one who calls me fat every day.
- [Rev. D'Vaughn] I do not do that.
- Yeah, you do!
- [Rev. D'Vaughn] I literally have never.
- I think we remember Lunchables as like,
a shared experience.
I have a Lunchable, you have a Lunchable,
so I really approached this challenge where,
how can I recreate those intimate moments?
- [Sean] Andrew, tell the people what you makin'.
- Okay. - [Sean] Oh my goodness.
- Is this? - [Sean] Oh my goodness.
- This is it. - [Sean] Oh my god.
Why do you have so much sauce on one area of the pizza?
You gotta spread it around.
- [Andrew] I'm doing it for a bite, I'm a take a nice bite--
- No, you don't, that's not how you do it.
Yo, see, this is why I know
why this man's always complaining now
about this pizza lunchable, 'cause he never made it right.
(laughing)
- [Sean] You did that on purpose,
you literally did that on purpose.
- Subconsciously, my body didn't want to eat it.
I promise you, I didn't mean to do that.
- All right, you and cold food, what is wrong with you?
- 'Cause it's not, there are great cold foods,
but this pizza wasn't even cooked to begin with,
it's a raw pizza.
- [Sean] So we got pizza for lunch today.
Q, what you got?
You got pizza for lunch today.
We all got pizza for lunch today.
Extra cheesy.
There's a trick, I'm gonna add some spices.
(laughing)
I'll put both on.
- [Q] That looks pretty good, man.
- [Sean] That look pretty good, right?
- [Q] Yep.
- You wanna try some? - Got some kick to it.
- [Sean] Some meat, some meat.
Honest reaction?
Don't lie, don't lie.
- Reminds me of third grade.
(laughing)
- All right, I'm two for two today,
I've been sneaking my Lunchables into all my meetings,
I'm walking into another one,
let's see if I can go three for three.
(laughing)
(chattering)
- Was there any other kind of like after thing?
Like, was there food and all that?
- [Woman] Yes, there was food, juices,
and then there was like a whole networking event.
- Did you experiment with any of the food?
Or you just kinda ate it how it was, did you do any--?
- I think the most experimentation I did was
I had so much sriracha.
(laughing)
(slow music)
So remind me again, what was your favorite?
- My favorite was the turkey in sub, unloaded,
the turkey sub unloaded.
- Uploaded.
- Uploaded. - Yeah.
- He didn't eat these. - No, I did.
- Really didn't eat these. - I did.
The reason I say unloaded was because--
- Oh, I see, okay.
In through the front, out through the back, I got you.
(laughing)
- Nice little bun, okay.
There we go, a Kool-Aid packet.
You know what?
This is gonna be fun.
You said I had to eat at least three a day.
I did, and I made them fun.
You were a boring Lunchable eater,
I was a fun Lunchable eater.
How they do it at the Bodega's,
you know you gotta do it how they do it at the Bodega's,
where you put it down and then you fold it a little bit.
Peel them things off like that.
Mm-hmm, ooh I just broke the cheese.
Put that down like that.
Yeah, arrange that like that, look at that!
This is lookin' like a tasty video, look at that!
If we were like, single parents, they would go to my house,
because I'm the fun house, 'cause our Lunchables
have alcohol and parties.
- Yeah, that's the message you want to send
to Oscar Mayer's main demographic.
(laughing)
- Mm.
That's how you Lunchable.
I got it good, I liked how I shaped it up.
- Yeah, how did that turn out?
- It was fun.
So I ended up doing the same thing with the nachos, too.
- I warmed up the nacho cheese.
- You warmed? - I warmed the cheese.
- You warmed up the nachos? - I warmed up the nachos!
- That's a, oh my god.
- Who eats cold nachos?
- [Sean] Get a combination.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Oh, I hate it when people do this.
- Get some salsa.
Bring it back to me, okay.
(laughing)
Do I have something on my face?
- [Jada] You have a little, on the corner.
- Oh.
(laughing)
So what's my least favorite?
There's too many cracker varieties.
All right, there's way too many cracker varieties.
- I was good with the cracker varieties,
I was good with that, yeah. - You what?
- I'm about to go to sleep, it's late,
and I don't wanna eat too heavy,
so I'm a try this naturals one.
All right, let's make one, let's jump right in and see.
How many Oreos do we get?
Oh yeah, two Oreo, oh this a double stuff!
This Oreo thick!
This natural here, good, I like this!
It goes down easy.
(munching)
Solid day of Lunchables, solid.
- One surprising thing I should say was
I lost like six pounds this week.
(laughing)
Before this challenge, I usually weigh at right around
140, 141, right now I currently weigh 135.
What the frick?
- But I would say, I do feel kind of sluggish.
Like, my body does feel different.
- Right, yeah.
- Which is why he caught me that one time.
- Well, not one time.
- That one time.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Andrew, you were in the
Lunchables challenge, yes?
- Mm-hmm.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] How many times have you cheated?
- I don't cheat.
I am a very stand-up individual.
- [Sean] Oh wait, look who it is, look who it is.
All right, so it's the weekend,
and I happened to come by the office,
and guess what I just so happened to find?
This man's box of Lunchables still at work.
- Lunchables on three, one two three.
- [All] Lunchables!
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Wow.
How many times have you cheated?
- I've not cheated once, all right.
So I don't know what you're talking about.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Look at this fake ass.
- (laughing) Are you actually recording?
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] I'm recording it.
- [Andrew] So I was harassed earlier,
for not having Lunchables in my hands,
and now what do we see over here?
Hmm, how did them chips taste?
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] What are you eating?
What day is it of the Lunchables challenge?
- I cheated, all right, you happy?
Is that what you want?
I cheated.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Show us the bagel.
- All right, define cheating.
- [Sean] Yeah, define cheating.
- Like, we have to eat lunchables.
Listen, you can't cheat by not--
- We put the rules at the beginning,
and we've been following them to a certain extent.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Have you been mostly eating Lunchables?
- I would say my diet right now, is about 35, 65,
leaning toward regular food.
(laughing)
- Why is that so high?
- [Andrew] What? - Why is it 35%?
That's so high.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] What percentage of Lunchables
are you eating?
- Probably 80%.
- So you just had an entire-- - [Andrew] So you mean
you've been living off of lunchables?
- That's the challenge!
- [Andrew] I thought we just had to eat them.
(laughing)
- Wow.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] Well, mystery solved.
- Another day, another Lunchable.
Good morning, we're starting with turkey and cheddar.
So I went even bigger this time,
this is like a triple decker Lunchable.
See how it tastes.
Mm-hmm.
Five stars, 10 out of 10, perfect.
- Yeah, I mean, the challenge was fun.
You know, I actually did it, unlike someone else.
- I recall a much different outcome,
'cause I thought I seen somebody eating chips
in a pretty lackadaisical way.
- I ate chips, I didn't eat-- - And somebody's mom
was in town, and I know his mom's a foodie,
I know his mom is a foodie.
- All right, you know what, insert footage right now,
of me at a restaurant, eating Lunchables still.
- All right, so I'm currently out eating lunch
with my lovely mother. - Hi.
- And she just flew into town,
and I brought her to my favorite restaurant.
She's eating my favorite food,
and I'm here, eating Lunchables.
(laughing)
So yeah, this is my life now.
- [Andrew] What were the rules?
- At least eat three Lunchables.
You didn't have to eat all of them.
- So what you do with the rest of your Lunchables?
- I mean, I still ate 'em.
- I ate all my Lunchables too!
- Did you really?
- Every last one.
(laughing)
I'm gonna get a camera too, every last one.
I been dreading eating these pizza Lunchables,
so I saved them all to the end.
Whatever I don't eat, I'm just gonna feed to her.
It kinda counts.
- [Lynn] I'm not gonna eat all of it.
- We have the same DNA, so I guess it counts as like,
I'm eating all of them.
Loophole.
(laughing)
- You know, I think those instructions that I told you,
you just completely omitted them.
- I didn't. - You omitted
those instructions, I reckon you did.
- What do you think, Branson?
I think I found somebody to give it to.
I would love like, a chicken wing Lunchable,
or, what about a burrito Lunchable?
- No, you know they have taco Lunchables?
- There's taco Lunchables? - There's taco.
- Why didn't we have the taco Lunchables?
- They're limited. - You gave me 17
pizza Lunchables, and I couldn't get one taco Lunchable?
- So tonight is the final night of the week-long
Lunchables challenge, I got my sriracha.
So you know I'm ready today.
(laughing)
And, here we go.
- Some people seen us with the Lunchables,
and then they confided in us,
like we are also in the Lunchable lovers club.
So there's a whole portion of adults who eat Lunchables too.
- Yes. - So we see you guys,
this video's for you, and we stand with you guys.
- Yes.
- [Andrew] You can afford it now, you're allowed to buy
as many Lunchables as you want.
- Exactly.
Maybe not 62. - Maybe not 62, but--
- In moderation, yeah. - Yes.
- In the end, I don't think it was that bad of a experience.
- No, no that was cool. - Yeah, yeah.
- I joke around a lot, but it did give me major nostalgia.
- Mm-hmm. - Because eating 'em
took me back there, and even sharing that moment
with my daughter, she allowed me to kinda
step back in time for a second, so that was pretty cool.
- Yeah. - So it was a nice moment.
- Again, it's not about the taste,
it really is about the experience.
- Yeah.
- Never in a million years did I think I would get a chance
to eat Lunchables for an entire week, as a kid.
- I feel like if the six and seven year old versions of us
were sitting here today, - Yeah.
- they would be excited. - Yeah.
- I think the best part about Lunchables
is the joy of sharing it with people you care most about.
Can you stop reaching in?
(laughing)
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] But you're sharing it.
- Like, I was trying to have a very
sentimental moment there, you just ruined it, gimme this.
- What a good friend.
- [Ref. D'Vaughn] You don't even like poulet.
- Oi, get back to work, you're done.
You're done, get back to work.
- I would do this again.
- You would, would you really?
- I would do this again.
- Perfect, perfect, 'cause we're actually doing another one,
adults eat kid cuisine for a week.
Coming very soon (laughing).
Oh man, look out for that one.
Or I'll just do it again, 'cause you know obviously,
I'm the only one who doesn't cheat in these challenges.
(laughing)
So yeah.
(uplifting music)