certain athletes are born enemies but the fiercest rivalries between
Tigers razor and kids but the tiebreaking grudge match never happened
today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing everybody look at
what the flick it's a betting Christie Alonso and Matt
it's danny rolling's dole out what everybody always
know that Hayward nobody nobody who all take this one if you ever wanted to see
rocky take god Jake La Motta
backpack in spite of the fact that they are wildly different weight classes
ahead you want to wait for years for it this is what you get
but what about hey I'll I don't look like that big of an ass
me up that would 1 o'clock you wanna see my all friends but document for thirty
years and this stuff check out this
where that is just following up on line I don't happen that was the fishery
magical be 100 great almost laughed
we're not dead like a few more lights on and I am a fundraiser
by now I'm fired post for the few players you have every right to hate
and I need you might call felt like space cowboy hat in the ring it at that
wishes yeah it is it is every
to rub cliche need like i'm too old for this shit
thing that we've been seeing where that aid to the stick aging movie stars into
the better or worse than last Vegas lower at work Russia
Last Vegas was good yeah how that goes like hockey geriatric Joe
this thereby average XP time in Irvine yes okay
Jennifer yeah make geritol anymore and im with natural
it was that it wasn't known what it do it was it was it was it was the food the
was a tyrannical others I was about 50 the probably bogus claim in the fifties
panel a minute
over time it became about vitamins for all people and I do with all this is the
product but yet the they are they're sponsoring the by
um this did this movie is just hope other dissidents
it's completely cliche it and then you just feel like
Robert De Niro is throwing the last piece of poo his reputation
like okay I'm gonna do omitted drag-out Raging Bull again
but in this goofy contact with the Stallone movie and
you know the only the only thing I found problems as those who plays the Sun
our character I've yeah I'm getting even more for wall street and I
they should know this and I'll because he is the one interesting performance in
the movie the restive it is so hokey like him Baysinger is the woman who
was in love was the lone bird had sex with the neuron when getting pregnant
than that this year however can do I can do is get
garcía yeah he's him if you saw
little miss sunshine and you saw a what was the
the stand up guys you've seen this bout IIIi turn to our friend babes when when
he first appeared on screen and said some stupid shit like that
burgess Meredith was never so happy to be there yeah is this movie is diz every
the
the final fight is actually kinda cool that was the 1i that storm coming back a
little off but you know to get their app
yeah as I don't like this year and you know Kevin Hart who is usually funny
get saddled with this release stupid roles like the sound of their old
fight promoter who like get them back together and
is gonna be the big crowd as many like in
as much as the premises forced if the jokes worked a lot would be forgiven
for the most part the jokes really don't work there's really not very fun there's
one funny running gag which is that the whole thing starts where you know that
they they they haven't
the there there the the bed a big bite 84 Europe dark thirty years ago in 1984
I they never had the the tiebreaker the gym each had 11 of them
and they they wind up getting back together is this video game company
wants to like
black cap do mocap a member there for a game
so they're both wearing the like the green screen out the trouble with the
ping pong balls all over and they get into a fight
in the studio and it doubly takes on the phone goes viral
and so then after that every time their public and they start getting to a fight
with each other everybody get their voter
I want that's the one but a joke in the movie I told you the one funny joke on
drugs and other ideas I'm
Rocky Balboa like getting caught up in a video game and somebody wanting to
bring him out of retirement because of a fight game we saw that
and it was a miracle Rocky Balboa so like which was pretty good right but
they bring this one back
minutes and it really is the gimmick like okay it's rocking horses Raging
Bull
I when they get in the ring together the
the high difference and they would have you believe that they are both
light heavyweights like at 170 something right partner webster's
they don't right I mean stallone looks like he could at least
would you it it's not inconceivable that guy with stones build could get back to
rain
and if this was something if they had cast arnold schwarzenegger in a row like
this
me similarly like the two of them going at each other like
you know alder body builder types going at each other
that i buy but in your looks like a broken down the Lord Mayor
edit or look like rocky decides to get the ring with Mac
and it's like I told God and it looks like the minute that storms can hit
deniro you think like to have to crumple
me just you know if you know anything about Boxee its it painful
now and on top of not being funny like they actually dredge up the sort of like
homophobic transphobic misogynist joke you think alike
really how well on it on topic just not being lame you're going to be like
retrograde to ending with the whole thing about talking about
blowjobs to like three or four on Grand Isle
I N like much fun and then like the idea that
he wants the butterscotch I came down to it when I don't like they got you would
like this really weird like horrified
how are you going to have to really any and let the fake willy wet on the
Billboard i know i haaaaave I wish it were not a real man and you
yeah this is where r I get
this was funny would be have a different reaction was still on the harder for me
still in the Rose been capable of that in movies that are really funny but I
mean it's not
is to install isn't Sandero clearly bunny the pressure rocket was you know
its toll on QQ
you know store looking too funny stone can be
funny and being white deniro can be funny
they're not very funny in this movie and that's the problem cereal is terrible
engineer didn't do nearly enough steroids
early that forever her unlike sly okay so I
there's no number yet on Rotten Tomatoes you're at a a three-and-a-half
little three your to what happened after a
but that does bring it on overall two-way 3a
disappointing grudge match I this I know this is the kind of like go take your
parents Christmas movie like that dreadful Billy Crystal Bette Midler the
last year
yeah really if you care for your family at all don't go skating rafter instead
yeah I what what Christie at least that was a
I think we all thought no a pretty good minor a minor to
grape ago seemed like a good dinner a movie this year to see the family it's
alright
funny I we like a family member the family was yesterday with the mobsters
although in the michelle pfeiffer in the
in the in France in France in the witness protection order
whole you'd like it by an aggregate
it was there you go forgot about that 5 a.m.