[screaming]
[grunting]
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey!
- He's ready. - For what?
Outside and observe.
- Go outside. - In the name of science.
[grunting]
It's not cool, guys!
You're not part of the team.
But you are?
Of course I am. Yo, yo, yo! What's my job, Henry?
Uh, I need you to take Piper home.
- What? - Can I have a new job?
- Jasper's taking you home. - Why?
I'd also like to know why?
You're not on the team, Piper.
You wiped my boss' memory.
And I need you to get outta here so I could fix it.
Okay? Go.
- Not my favorite mission. - Ugh.
Keep your mouth shut.
Okay? We'll talk later.
Hey, wanna hear a really long story
about how I found out Henry was Kid Danger?
- Nope. - It all just kinda happened.
I got fired from the Man Fans because of my height!
And then...
Some insane man
just fell through our roof and is eating all our lobster balls!
But, but... you liked Jasper's new swim suit.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember you said this new swim suit made you happy?
Well, I changed my mind!
[screaming]
[grunting]
Oh, the lobster balls!
[laughing]
I am not okay!
Ugh!
I'm okay.
Uh, where's my glass hat?
Your glass hat?
Yeah, I left it right here.
Did you see it?
I saw a bowl.
A bowl?
Did you use my glass hat as a bowl?
Uh...
Where is it?
It's in the microwave!
What? It's not microwave safe!
Well, how was I supposed to know--
[grunting]
I'm sorry I broke your hat.
[groaning]
But you either need to find a restroom or help us take off.
[groaning]
Dad told me about Swellview's gorgeous public restrooms.
He's in there! I told him it was for ladies only,
but he went in anyway!
And I think he has a knife!
[screaming]
That's for my glass hat.
Piper! Hey, Piper?
- Hey, hang on. - Yeah?
I'm thinking this isn't such a smart idea.
Well, if you think that, then it's gotta be smart.
Thanks. Wait.
Now, let's go!
Alright, just a sec.
Yeah, okay.
- Is that my backpack? - Uh, paws off.
But that's my backpack.
It could be. You want to buy it?
No, I left at your house when I was studying with Henry.
Exactly. My house.
Which means this backpack is now legally my property.
But that's not fair.
Hey!
Life isn't fair and never will be.
So, get used to it.
Well...
how much do you want from my backpack?
I don't know. Fifty bucks.
Fi-- I only paid twenty for it.
Well, I'm assuming you want the stuff inside too.
Come on.
Jasper!
Oh, hey, Piper.
Did you go into my bathroom and take my curling iron?
- Yeah, but I-- - Hey!
Don't you yell at my Jasper.
He jacked my Girl Curly!
Ah!
She yanked out my eyelashes!
Piper! You just hurt someone I love.
Yeah! And I'm just getting started!
- What? No. What? - No! Stop!
- Piper. - Piper, quit that!
No, no!
- No! - Now, stay out of my bathroom!
No!
- Hey! - Uh, nothing.
Why are you touching my phone?
Uh... I was just.. ‘cause b--
[squealing]
Have you lost your mind?
[screaming]
Get off! I have to give your phone to Henry!
- Let go! Let me go! - No! I'm going--
- I've gotta do this! - Dang it!
Please get off my back!
[grunting]
I'm sorry!
Jasper!
Welcome to Club Soda.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey, what up, dog?
- Happy V-Day. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
You gotta be at least 13 to get in.
Well, we're all 14.
Wrong.
I know Piper.
You're all nine.
Uh, I'm not Piper.
My name is Judy Glickman.
This idea is fake, Judy.
Okay, are you gonna make this a thing?
Sorry, kid. Rules are rules.
You better not--
What the...
[grunting]
Come on, girls!
I'm still in charge!
Welcome to Club Soda.
Happy Valentine's Day.
- Welcome to-- oh hey, Char. - Hey, dude.
I didn't know you were coming here.
Well, I wasn't planning to.
'Til Henry told me about his date.
Who? Bianca?
She's already in there with Mitch
[tires squealing]
Ah, dang it!
What now?
For one hour,
they were letting everyone download
the new Ginger Fox video for free!
Now, I gotta pay for it!
Thanks a lot, Jasper!
You know, Piper?
You have an attitude problem.
[screaming]
Your sister's nuts!
- You better just go. - Yeah, alright. Come on, Ron.
This isn't over, Jasper!
You're gonna pay...
in this life or the next!
[screaming]
- Calm down! - No!
- Use your words! - No!
[screaming]
Jasper!
- What? - Get up!
Why should I?
'Cause, you're gonna carry me to my friend, Marla's, house.
I'm not going to carry you.
I ain't no horse.
Fine.
Then all just upload this video.
So, the whole world can see it.
Video of what?
Him trying to sing the Cup song.
But I never did that! Why would I do that?
I never did that!
Watch.
♪ I got my ticket for The long way round ♪
Two bottle-- dang it!
I'll never be pitch perfect!
[laughing]
Okay, stop it!
Turn it off!
Where did you get that wig?
You don't need to know!
How'd you get that video?
She must swiped my thumb drive.
Maybe I did.
Ooh, you're so bad!
Piper. You better not put that video online.
Oh, I won't.
As long as he carries me to Marla's house.
No.
♪ I got my ticket for the Long way ride ♪
Alright, fine!
Get on my back!
Get on me!
If he goes too slow, just kick him in the side!
- No! Ow! - Yah! Yah!