(Phone rings)
Guys can someone get that? I'm in class.
I have an exam tomorrow.
Ah now really is there no one?
Is there no one else?
Guys come on.
Yes hello 9070704
Oh
Right
OK
Alright bye
Bye bye bye bye
Mary!
What is it Paddy?
Mary I'm getting the jab.
The what?
The jab. I'm getting the jab.
How? How?
That was Dr. Corcoran he has a few vaccines spare
Where are my trousers?
Me trousers?
Which vaccine is he giving you?
Pfiezer, AstraZeneca or Moderna?
Well I don't know who cares?
A jab is a jab.
Because I've been reading the raw data Paddy
Come Mom a vaccine is a vaccine
The WHO suggests that
There's no time for this Mary
I have to be in the doctors office in 11 minutes
otherwise it's too late
It's down the road Dad it's fine you can make it
Where is my mask, has anyone seen my mask?
Anne!
Look for a mask for your father.
Go around the house looking for a mask for your father
I'm in class here I can't leave.
The sleeve on this shirt
It doesn't roll up alright.
Wear a t-shirt Paddy
Too late I'm already tucked in.
For goodness sake I'll check the washing for a cloth one.
Why is Dad getting a vaccine?
I thought they were still on the over 70's?
Because of his health problems Darren.
What health problems?
He has a bad back.
A bad back?
Yes a bad back.
Remember he fell off the lawnmower?
There is none in the wash basket
I'm off to check the line.
Don't do it Dad they're just
trying to control your brain I've read all the stories
That's bullsh^t
Language Darren
You know you really have to be careful what you
put in your body little bro.
Just saying
Yeah
Thanks for the advice
Look I'm not going to try and convince you
You just gotta do your own research
I know I certainly have
Yeah
I saw the facebook posts
Right I've got 2 masks here
I've got surgical or cotton
Which would you prefer?
Say it again?
Surgical or cotton Paddy?
Masks?
Which is better?
Either are fine
Either?
Either!
Well if you had to choose?
The both of them
Surgical or cotton which one would you like?
Which one fits the ears better?
I'll check the WHO
Both are recommended.
Recommended? Well...
Oh Mary oh God now
I'll tell you what
Surgical or cotton?
I'll take both.
Both?
I'm double dipping here.
I'm going into the lions den.
OK OK I've got them now.
Now ask Corcoran for the Pfiezer vaccine
Pfiezer OK?
And make sure he stores it at -80 OK?
I don't want any gone off vaccines
Mary it's not a pick and mix
I'm not going to make it in 7 minutes
Darren the shoes
Shoes?
Shoes. Give me your shoes.
Darren it is a medical emergency.
Why do you need my shoes?
Darren don't question it.
Dad have you gotten rid of the Athlete's Foot?
Ah now OK
Is it gone Dad?
Ah that's great thanks Darren now
Paddy Paddy will you drop me to the airport?
Not now Mam not now.
Oh
Granny where are you going?
I'm off to Santa Ponsa
We've all been vaccinated.
A bus load of octogenarians are going
It's a package deal
All you can drink.
I'm off to get wrecked.
Now look at this I have figured it out
I cut a small hole
in the top for easy access
I think that might do it.
That's your good shirt Dad
Dad Dad
Can I be vaccin-inated as well?
For the love of God Anne alright
no you are not getting the vaccine
but I want one
None of us are getting the vaccine at this rate
Now just come on get out. Where are they?
Dad you are going to be late
Come on just go.
What are you looking for?
The keys where are my keys?
They are on the table there.
The table right
Yes keys
Alright I've got them good luck so
Make sure the petrol light is on
So you are going to have to fill up
you are not going to make it
Ah Jesus Mary and Joseph
My bike Dad
Your Bike OK hold on
If you are going on a bicycle Paddy
you'll need to be wearing a helmet
Mum just let him go.
Well it would be pretty flippin ironic now
if he was in an accident on the way to a vaccination
Phone Mom
Phone Phone Phone
OK guys I'm off here
Hang on
What?
It's Dr. Corcoran
Ah hello Dr. Corcoran
Yes just on the way now
In the car
OK
Yeah right
OK bye bye
It's gone
He's given it away
Oh for goodness sake
Margaret Percival
She stole it in ahead of me
apparently she was in the area
My arse she was in the area
she has been doing laps around that doctor's surgery
with her dog for weeks
I know I tell you what the next time I see her
I'm giving her the jab
Guys guys guys please
Please
Can you just give me a second to study here
I have an exam tomorrow
Tomorrow?
Why do you have to leave everything
to the last minute Darren?
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