We could be out of here tonight,
and for the first time in days, I feel…
Where is he?
That's what we'd like to know.
Said.
-What was it? What did you say? -That's what we'd like to know.
That's what we'd to know.
I'm acting.
Do it one more time.
Oh, you slay me, Chris.
I'm sorry.
Very unprofessional.
Oh, ****, my little panties came off.
You know, I always wanted
the Umbrella Academy to be like this.
And it's not slowed down.
It's all like this.
If you think I'm letting you go without me, you're insane.
If you think I wanna go with… If…
Well, if you think…
Well…
Gather around, chicklen… Chicklen. Chickens.
Chickens!
Now, Chris!
Sorry. I've not… I forgot how to do this, okay.
Sloane.
Your hair's so stuck.
-What's happening? Hey! -I need to get some air.
Where are you…?
Can we glue it on?
You tell me.
I don't have the tattoo.
Oh, really? You're "fine"?
Is that what you call…?
You're "fine"? Is fine what you call…?
Oh, really? You're "fine"?
Sorry, ******* hell.
Let's do it again!
Lila, did you kidnap a kid?
She went on a holiday, and he needed…
Those people in there hate people like us.
Ka-bond!
Action!
Oh, sorry.
I forgot to blink out, anyways.
Action.
It's four dollars for a pho…
I thought killing Viktor…
Nope, didn't kill Viktor.
Wanted to, didn't do it.
Holy ****.
I was just here. How long was I bloody gone?
Sorry.
Excuse me.
I'll just live with it.
Actually, what I'm here to discuss is deadly serious.
It was the sofa. I didn't fart.
Look, people,
we're special.
Look, people, we're alive.
Look, what's my line?
The bells are a metaphor for this.
Sorry, I wasn't in it.
Sorry, I can't get up.
It's a very stiff suit.
We can put an end to this.
Sorry. I'm gonna take that back.
We could put an end to this.
And still be together. So sorry.
We could put an end to this.
-I am… I'm so sorry. -Sorry.
Can we cut this, please? I can't.
-I couldn't move. -It was… She was stuck.
I… It was stuck.
-We must find that sigil. -What about us?
I don't give a **** about you.
-It's just always **** about you. -Cut.
I made a deal with Dad.
-Luther and Klaus? -No, I had nothing to do with that.
I swear.
I believe you.
Okay!
Elevator, action.
-Oh my God! -What a strange, new world.
Did I **** that up?
Am I allowed to say **** on Netflix?
We're having a good time.