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>> OUT FROM TAKEOFF TO LANDING
BECAUSE THEY SAID LET’S GO
BRANDON.
IT’S THE ONE THAT LEFT HATES TO
SEE.
THAT’S CUTE.
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES WILL CONDUCT
AN INTERNAL INVESTIGATION TO A
PILOT WHO FOR CENTURIES
PASSENGER GREETING WITH THE
PHRASE LET’S GO, BRANDON.
IT SOUNDED FINE TO ME.
LOOK IT UP IT ALL STARTED AFTER
AN AP REPORTER ON THE FLIGHT
TREATED ABOUT THE REMARK THAT
HAD ALL THE GOTCHAS THINKING ON
THEIR COUCHES.
CNN MADE THIS BOLD POINT, I LOVE
HER SOUTHWEST PILOT DISABLING
WITH ISIS BEFORE TAKING OFF.
MY GUESS IS THAT ONE THE PLANE
WOULD IMMEDIATELY BE GRANTED, TO
THE PILOT FIRED AND A STATEMENT
ISSUED BY THE AIRLINE WITHIN A
MATTER OF HOURS.
IT’S A BAD COMPARISON.
IT’S A BAD COMPARISON. ESPECIALLY SINCE NO ONE HAS
ESPECIALLY SINCE NO ONE HAS
HELPED ISIS MORE THAN JOE BIDEN.
TWO LAUGHS OUT OF ONE JOKE.
BUT IF SOMEONE EQUATES JOKES
WITH TERROR, MURDER, IT CAN ONLY
BE ONE THING THEY’VE BEEN
WATCHING THE COLBERT SHOW.
SOUTHWEST APOLOGIZED FOR ADDING
SOUTHWEST DOES NOT CONDONE
EMPLOYEE SHARING THEIR PERSONAL
POLITICAL OPINIONS ON THE JOB
SERVING OUR CUSTOMERS WITH THE
LEFT HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR
YEARS JOKING PUBLICLY ABOUT THE
SITTING PRESIDENT THEY
INTERRUPTED THEIR OWN
PERFORMANCE OF HAMILTON TO
AMBUSH MIKE PENCE.
THEY AND REMEMBER AMERICAN
AIRLINES ALLOWING EMPLOYEES TO
WEAR BLM PENS, BUT NOW WHEN NON-
LIBS OR RIGHTIES ARE DOING IT
THE LEFT IS SAYING HEY, THAT’S
NOT FAIR.
I WONDER WHAT THE MAN HIMSELF
THINKS OF ALL THIS?
THEY TOLD ME I CAN’T TALK ABOUT
BRANDON.
GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE HERE FOR
TALKING ABOUT BRANDON.
BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM.
LET’S GO BRANDON, LET’S GO
BRANDON.
AND NEVER SEE THE GUY.
USE AFRAID OF ME.
I’LL GIVE HIM ONE OF MY FIVE
FINGER DISCOUNT.
LET’S GO BRANDON.
IT’S GOT A DIFFERENT MEANING NOW
, LET’S GO BRANDON.
I COULD PROBABLY DO MORE
PUSH-UPS THAN YOU AND ALL YOUR
COUSINS.
>> I DON’T THINK, THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PRESIDENT
IT’S HOW THE LEFT ISN’T ABLE TO
HANDLE THIS.
THEY COULD TAKE IT ANY
CONSERVATIVE FOR LIBERTARIANS
BOOK.
>> SO MUCH MORE DIRECT.
WHETHER IT’S DE NIRO AT THE
DONEES KIM A SHAKESPEARE IN THE
PARK HERE WAS PRESIDENT FROM
BEING KILLED, THEY CAN’T HANDLE
IT, THEY CAN’T HANDLE IT.
WHAT I ADORE ABOUT CONSERVATIVES
, THIS IS AS
DRAMATIC AS THE CONSERVATIVES
CAN GET, FINDING A PHRASE IN
USING A PHRASE THAT SOUNDS LIKE
AN INSULT.
THAT’S WHAT I LOVE, AND IT’S
TRUE, IT’S TRUE, BUT WHAT I FEEL
FOR IS FOR EVERY DATA OUT THERE
WITH A KID NAMED BRANDON THAT
PLAY SPORTS.
THAT IS MY CONCERN.
EVERY SINGLE PARENT WHO CAN’T
YELL NOW.
LET’S, NO, I DIDN’T MEAN IT.
I KNOW THE PARENTS CARED ABOUT
THIS PRETTY GOOD THERE ARE
PROBABLY ABOUT 20 MILLION KIDS
NAMED BRANDON I WOULD IMAGINE.
>> TOTALLY.
I WOULD RUN THE MATH ON IT, JUST
LEAVE IT ON MY DESPERATE.
>> OKAY.
GET RIGHT ON THAT.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE THIS STORY?
IS THIS LIKE SHOUTING ISIS?
>> NO, BECAUSE THE PLANE LANDED.
IT’S TRUE.
IT’S NOT THE SAME THING.
TO GET A LOT OF FEELINGS WERE
HURT WHEN THAT PLANE LANDED.
TO GET MY FAVORITES IF PEOPLE
ARE SAYING THEY WERE GOING TO
BOYCOTT SOUTHWEST BECAUSE THERE
MIGHT BE ONE EMPLOYEE WHO MAYBE
DOESN’T LIKE JOE BIDEN.
IF THAT’S THE CASE YOU PROBABLY
HAVE A LOT OF STUFF TO BOYCOTT.
GOOD LUCK MAKING YOUR CLOSEOUT
OF LEAVES.
>> YOU WOULD JUST BE ON THE BEN & JERRY’S NONSTOP.
& JERRY’S NONSTOP.
THAT’S ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT.
IT’S CALLED THE JOE MACKIE DIET.
>> I WAS READING UP YOUR DONUTS
THING.
>> I WISH.
>> DO YOU FEEL LIKE THERE IS A
CULTURAL SHIFT GOING ON?
THE PEOPLE THEY WERE THIS TO
PEOPLE.
THE STIFF PEOPLE ARE ON THE LEFT
.
I REMEMBER READING THAT THEY
BANNED SELLING CANDY AT THE
REGISTERS IN BERKELEY AND I’M
LIKE MAN, IT CAN’T HAVE CANDY.
I WOULDN’T LAST A DAY IN THAT
TOWN.
BUT ALSO YOU WHAT, I DO AGREE
WITH LIBERALS THAT I WANT TO
HEAR EYELETS POLITICAL OPINION I
DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT AT A
FOOTBALL GAME.
LET’S NOT TURN EVERYTHING INTO A
SOMETHING POLITICAL LIKE AN
AWARD SHOW OR A PUBLIC SCHOOL.
I JUST WANT TO HEAR ALL OF THE
PERTINENT INFORMATION TO ME, I
DON’T CARE THAT THERE ARE SOME
CLOUDS OVER THE MIDWEST OR WE
ARE FLYING AT 40,000 FEET, THAT
INFORMATION DOESN’T HELP ME AT
ALL.
JUST BE LIKE HEY, THE ENGINE
LOOKED GOOD IN WE REMEMBERED THE
GAS.
I DO LIKE IT WHEN THEY SAY ASIDE
FROM LITTLE BUMPS, IT’S GOING TO
BE SMOOTH.
A LITTLE BIT BUMPY BUT THEN IT’S
GOING TO BE SMOOTH.
THAT’S THE STUFF I LIKE TO HEAR.
>> I THINK THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT
REALLY OVERDRIVE DRAMATIZE THE
TURBULENCE.
I AGREE.
EMILY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS
?
>> I TALKED TO HER SOUTHWEST
PILOT AND HE TOLD ME I WAS
BASICALLY LIKE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF THE PILOT SAID SOMETHING ELSE
LIKE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T THIS
RACE.
>> BLM.
>> AND HE SAID, WHILE HE OR SHE
WOULD GET A STERN TALKING TO,
BUT THEY HAVE UNION BACKING AND
THIS ISN’T ABOUT SAFETY SO HE
SAID THERE’S NO WAY THEY WOULD
PROBABLY GET TIME OFF AND THEN
HE SAID BUT IN THIS SITUATION
BECAUSE NOW SOUTHWEST IS
LAUNCHING AN INVESTIGATION THEY
ARE CAPITULATING TO ALL OF THIS
UPROAR AND HE WILL PROBABLY BE
TERMINATED BUT THEN HE SAID BUT
THEN HOW GET HIS JOB BACK
BECAUSE HE’S UNION BACKED AND
THEY CAN’T FIRE HIM ABOUT IT
RIGHT HE SAID THIS ENTIRE THING
IS AN ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT
MATTERS TO THESE PEOPLE WHICH IS
NOT UNDERSTANDING REALITY
BRIGHTLY LAST DOUBLE DIGITS OF
EYELETS.
AND AFTERWARDS THERE WERE NO
FLIGHTS HAPPENING AND EVERYBODY
FREAKED OUT RIGHT WE PUT THEM
CHOPPING BLOCK.
SECONDLY, THE FACT THAT ALL THEY
DO IS WE LET HIM GO, EVEN THOUGH
THEY’RE GOING TO BREAK THEM BACK IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR
IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR
AFTERWARDS.
GIDON TO REMEMBER SOUTHWEST WAS
THE PHONE AIRLINE?
THEY WERE ALWAYS JOKING AROUND.
>> THEY STARTED EVERY FLIGHT
WITH A JOKE.
IT WAS KIND OF IRRITATING
BECAUSE YOU WANTED THE FLIGHT TO
BE SERIOUS IN YOUR LICO MY GOSH,
IT’S THE CLOWN CAR.
>> THEY WERE DOING LIKE OPEN MIC
STUFF.
NOISE LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON.
NOW IT’S LIKE YOU CAN’T DO THAT
ANYMORE.
>> THEY LOST THEIR SENSE OF
HUMOR.
>> SOMEWHERE IN THE SKIES, THE