Hey, guys!
I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy!
And this week was full of surprises.
That's right.
Not only one but two one-on-one dates this week.
And a huge group date.
There is so much to cover, so we are going to get right to it.
Let's bring out our first guest.
He's-- oh!
I've got one last surprise.
Oh!
Pull me?
Please welcome Corey Palent.
Yay!
Nope.
Ah!
Ay!
Corey Palent!
That's all the time we have, folks.
Make sure you tune in next Wednesday.
So pretty!
You gotta be joking.
No, Corey.
That was a lot for a big payoff.
We've got a really big props budget.
Wow.
First of all, I loved this episode.
This episode got me way more excited
than the previous one did.
Yes?
Yes.
I expected not to like Arie.
And then I liked him last time, but then I really liked
all the drama we got this time.
So likable last night.
He said everything a guy that gals are supposed
to like exactly to a T.
And talk about living up to the kissing bit.
I know.
He kissed everyone.
Yeah, but he's really--
We need to have, like, a ding every time he kisses someone.
He's really kissing them.
Yes.
[REPEATED DINGING]
I mean, he's not just kissing.
Oh, he's going for it--
Full on.
--with his pillow lips.
But I thought-- all right, so let's
talk about the first one-on-one date.
Yes.
Well, what we thought was the on--
The lone one-on-one date.
Well, what we thought was going to be the only one-on-one date.
No, I know.
I was surprised.
And so it goes to Becca K, which you could tell
all the women were surprised.
My pick.
They go on this lovely motorcycle
ride, which is great.
And she's trying to talk to him.
She kept being like, hey, this is really fun.
This is nice weather.
He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it.
He's like, I gotta focus.
I got it.
I got my glasses.
Vroom vroom.
But so then they go to this house.
And at first I thought they were doing, like, a real estate open
house or something.
I was trying to figure out what was going on.
They walked in.
There was this giant spread.
There was, like--
There's, like, a lobster!
--tower.
There was a chocolate fountain.
And then please welcome Rachel Zoe--
I mean--
--with a rack of dresses.
I mean, seriously?
That's not enough.
We get the Louis Vuittons.
Oh, the Louis Vuittons.
One more thing-- the Neil Lane.
Here comes security with the Neil Lane.
Yeah.
I felt like the date was kind of awkward.
There was, like-- obviously, they made out,
and he's really into her, but I kind of
feel like I didn't learn anything about either of them.
I thought he was going to cut her.
The talking was all right, like it was supposed to be,
but there wasn't that chemistry of them really connecting.
OK.
So let's go to the second one-on-one date, which
took all of us by surprise, including the person who
got it, which is Krystal.
This date--
She's sincere.
--I went on a roller coaster that, sort of, I was like,
oh, I really like her.
And then it took a real downturn where
I think she's obviously the new villain.
So they go on this private jet, and they're
going to Scottsdale, which by the way,
it would have been shocking except for that they
did the same thing with Nick.
The home videos, where he's like, rah!
There's something super weird, and he was like, OK.
I'm done with the videos.
And she was like, ah-hah--
How does all of that happen?
I think it's sweet.
Well, here's the thing.
By the way, I swear that I'm not saying
this for just show purposes.
I was watching them watch that video,
and I started to physically have PTSD of when you're 14,
and you just know, but you don't know, but you really know.
And then you see something, and you're like, oh, oh.
Did everyone know?
Everyone knew.
And then they go meet his family.
And they were sitting next to each other.
And she was like, oh, he-- all right, I just love him.
And she-- I know.
They look like they could be mother-daughter.
But then they go to dinner, and she tells her sad story,
which I will say--
Ohh.
Yeah.
No, it didn't make me feel really bad for her.
I was like, oh, OK.
You're winning me over.
There's more substance to you.
This is why you maybe have this weird energy-- like, whatever.
Then when they got back--
And she wouldn't tell the girls anything about the date.
All the girls were like--
What'd you think about that?
--what happened?
Where'd you go?
What is your take on that?
Well, it's the st--
I love it.
It's the style of more playing the game
and less being friends, which our girl, Jenny, who went home,
was clearly all about the friends.
Exactly.
She told him, all right?
I'm not sad about you.
I'm sad about the friends.
OK, but so then we get the group date.
And god bless these-- it was a huge group date.
15 people.
And only four didn't get a date at all.
I know.
How did four didn't get a date?
You couldn't just do a 19-person date?
I know.
At that point--
It a rule in demo derby.
You can only have 15.
OK.
Oh, yeah.
Your girl, Annaliese--
By the way, so I'm watching, and as she started
crying over this whole thing, I kept thinking, oh, I
said in the cubicle--
I'm doomed.
I said in the cubicle this whole--
I know.
That's my girl.
And I'm dreading have to come back to be like,
my pick that I was so confident about,
and I'm like, she's the crybaby.
When she started crying, didn't you think like, oh, no.
She has a horrible, car accident tragic story.
I was like, oh, here we go.
Her dad got into a horrible motorcycle accident?
No, I know.
I was--
No, her car died in the middle of a bumper car ride.
People just kept hitting me.
And by the way, she said bumper car trauma like it was a thing.
Yeah, like it was really a thing.
No, look it up.
So we ended up getting the winner, which
they kept playing this whole time,
like, Brittany's killing it, Annaliese is killing it,
and then Sienne comes--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Out of nowhere.
I didn't even see her coming, but fine.
She is beautiful, Sienne.
Can we talk about Sienne for a second?
She's British.
She's gorgeous.
She's beautiful.
And I love how her big reveal was she went to Yale.
It came right after Chelsea's reveal of, like--
Chelsea pulls Arie in.
She's like, I have huge news.
I'm a mom, which was fine.
And great, I'm glad she told him.
Yeah, I like the way she did it.
From that moment, though, what I loved learning was--
we obviously knew he had dated Emily previously,
who had a daughter, but he was living
with someone who had two kids.
For a year and a half!
Who knew?
To be honest, it made me like him even more.
I was like, you are open to a family.
Very much so.
Well, they also were only together a year and a half,
and they lived together, so he is a quick mover.
So, OK.
So then we get to the rose ceremony.
Yes.
And this is where we got a little drama with Bibiana.
Yes.
I'm glad that she confronted Krystal.
So we get to the rose ceremony.
And Krystal turns on this super annoying--
Totally produced, though.
I've got to say it.
Totally produced.
You think?
Yeah.
When she went out--
You think someone's going and saying, go butt in?
Yes, I do.
Just to make that friction with Bibiana and Krystal?
Bibidrama.
Bibidrama!
Hashtag it.
You're welcome.
Hashtag Bibidrama.
Here it goes!
Hey, that one's out.
Wait!
Nope.
Yay!
[ALL CHEERING]
That was good.
OK, but let's talk about at the rose
ceremony there was one person that really stood out to me.
Yes, a lot.
He really liked Bekah M.
Ah, yes.
The pixie.
Mhm.
He's really liking her.
Wait.
Can we just back up, though?
As they're making out, she says, I'm no drama,
I say it like it is, and I'm easy to please.
The only person that says that is
the person that is all drama, difficult to please,
and, like, a pain in the ass.
It's like the person that goes, I'm very successful!
I have to say after this episode,
I actually like Chelsea way more.
Right.
Oh, this is the classic Bachelor double whoop, whoop!
Yeah, she dialed it back.
Can we say real quick about Chelsea?
She was honest about her son.
Everybody is saying this.
And I agree so hard.
Chelsea looks like Olivia Caridi from Ben Higgins' season.
There was a big tease.
Next episode we get our boxing ring, which I'm excited about.
It looks like a lot of drama, but there's a lot of crying.
There is a lot of crying.
And there's more crying from Annaliese.
I know.
I can't-- it's actually really upsetting.
Can I change my pick?
Mulligan.
You get a mulligan.
Can we confer?
[WHISPERING]
OK, wait.
Hold on.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, that's fine.
OK, great.
But if I get this one wrong, can I have another one?
No.
This is your last chance.
I'm going to go out on a limb.
OK.
I'm going to say Chelsea.
Whoa!
I'm telling you, I'm excited for this season.
Yeah, it's getting better.
It's getting good.
It's getting better.
Every episode always gets better.
Way better.
Look at all this confetti.
Can you just look at this real quick?
It looks like a party!
It's a party!
Who has to clean that up?
There was a party in here.
Oh, man.
It's a bachelor party.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
A big thanks to Corey Palent for being with us today!
Yay!
And make sure you tune in next Wednesday for a recap.
Gotta go bye-bye.
This is the right one.
Well, the date's wrong.
Bye, you guys.
Bye, Zenor.
No, let's not do that.
Good luck in the show.
Let's not get that.
Bye, Zenor.