[audience applause, cheering]
Jetta: Thank you all so much for coming out
to our most epic gender reveal party yet!
[clapping]
- Yay!
Now critics may say,
"Don't you guys already have a bunch of kids?
"Why do you keep doing these?
Haven't enough fires been started?"
[audience laughter]
- But we don't listen to Internet trolls!
Or emergency responders.
[audience laughter]
Now.
Who wants to help us?
Who's gonna be the lucky oooonnnne?
Cindy?
CINDY,
will you come help us?
Jason: Yep.
- Okay, I guess.
- Eeeeee!
Thank you so much, Cindy.
You are my best friend.
Who is single.
Okay.
[audience laughter]
All you have to do is pop this giant balloon
with this tack.
- Okay...
[giggling]
[pop]
[surprised shout]
- Yayy!!
- Oh, wow, it's a, um,
what is that?
Both: [in high voice] It's a CO2 cartridge!!
Oh!
[audience laughter]
- And, how does that let us know the baby's gender?
Jetta: You'll find out
after you shoot the baby's dad
with this paintball gun!!
Jason: Heyo!
[both giggling]
Whoo!
[audience laughter]
- I'm not participating in this.
[scoffs]
- Come on, Cindy,
shoot me with the paintball gun!
Or as we like to call it,
the paintball bun.
In the oven.
[laughs]
- It's not a great name.
[audience laughter]
- Why don't you just put the target on, like,
a wall, or something.
Jason: Boriiiing!
- I thought you were my friend, Cindy.
[audience laughter]
Jason: Yeah, Cindy.
Look.
I know that this might seem weird to a single person,
but someday, when you have kids,
this will all make sense.
[audience laughter]
Jetta: This'll all make sense.
- Oh-- I'll--
Jason: You'll do it?
- Okay. Okay. Fine.
[excited squealing]
- Yay!!
Jetta: Okay.
[giggles]
Jason: Here we go!
Jetta: Just have to scooty scoot scooch. There.
[bam]
Jason: Oh!
Jetta: Yay!!
[audience laughter]
[clapping, cheering]
- W-wait, why-why is it yellow paint?
What's the gender?
Both: [sing-song] We don't know yet, Cindy!!
- You have to hit the bullseye
if you want to reveal the gender.
Do you not know how targets work, Cindy?
[audience laughter]
- What?!
- It's simple!
If you hit the bullseye,
then my mom will open up an envelope
that contains either a pink or blue card.
[audience laughter]
- Why don't you just make the paintballs blue or pink?
- [sighs]
Because Meemaw wanted to participate too, Cindy.
Meemaw: Yeah, Cindy, so quit being so selfish
and shoot my son-in-law.
[audience laughter]
- [sing song] And don't stop until you hit the target!
Grandpa: Here we go! Mm-hmm!
[bam]
Jason: Oh, yeah!
[bam]
Woohoo-hoo-hoo!
- The target is too small!
[Jetta gasps]
- Is that a dig at my husband's back size?
[audience laughter]
- Hey.
My back is plenty swole.
[bam]
Okay? And if we have a son,
[bam]
HIS back is gonna be plenty swole TOO,
[bam]
JUST LIKE HIS OLD MAN!
[bam]
AH!
Jetta: Oh!
- You did it! You did it!
[cheering]
Cindy: Okay, I did it.
I hit the bullseye.
Jason: Woohoo!
Cindy: Now open that card, Meemaw,
let's get this over with.
Jetta: [in high voice] Okay okay okay!
Meemaw: Oooooh!
Cindy: Open it.
Meemaw: Oooooh!
Cindy: Open it. Open it. Open it.
Jetta: Nyah! I'm losing my mind!
AHAHA!
Cindy: Open the card. Open the card. Open the card. Op--
[Meemaw gasps]
Jason: What's that? Wha--
- It's empty.
[all gasp]
There's no reveal card.
Grandpa: I took the card out when y'all weren't looking.
[all gasp]
Meemaw: Dad!
Jetta: Grandpa!
- I also drank poison.
[all gasp]
[audience laughter]
And the antidote is somewhere inside this cake.
[gasping and cheering]
- Find the antidote before I die
and I'll tell you the gender.
- I love you SO MUCH Grandpa!!
- Thanks for makin' it special, Grandpa!
[audience laughter]
- Hurry!
Jetta: Yayyyy!
[audience cheering]
Grandpa: It's in my bloodstream!
This is gonna be the happiest day of your life!
[indistinct yelling]
Jetta: What is it?!
What is it?!
Grandpa: I don't remember!
[cheering]
- Jason here.
I got some bruises from that last sketch.
[laughs]
But you know what they say about comedy.
"If you ain't gettin' hurt,
you ain't gettin' laughs."
Actually, no one says that,
but I'm trying to make it a thing,
because, uh, that's kind of where
I've built my career up these days.
Anyways, help me make this a thing
by subscribing to the channel.
- And comment down below
if you want us to hurt Jason more.
For comedy!
- Or feed me cake!
- And if someone comments below that this was CGI,
I will personally come to your house and slap you.
[crosstalk]
Jetta: It was real.
Tanner: He'll do it!
Jason: It was real!
REAL!