Eh Eh
Uh Uh
Hehe
No Problem
Umm, Don't freak out
What do we got here? How you doin officer?
Uh.
It's a beautiful day right?
Rain is...
Rain is beautiful right?
Shut up dirt bag!
You know you're a dirt bag right?
I mean.
You know this.
Right?
You know you're a dirt bag?
Ok.
If I get a zip-lock bag and
I put a bunch of dirt inside.
That's you.
Why'd you pull me over sir?
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
I'll ask the questions around here dirt-bag alright?
Ok, sorry.
You know why I pulled you over?
No, I have no idea?
Cause you're Mexican.
Cause, ah! I mean.
You, cause.
You uh. Broke the law!
Have you any idea how fast you were going?
Pretty, pretty sure I was going the speed limit.
Speed limits 25!
Alright, you were going 125.
That's one hundred more than 25.
You know math?
Not so good with the math, not so good with the numeros?
Knock knock.
Who's there. You're a dirt-bag!
Good one bro.
I wrote that joke myself, you like it?
Mymhmm, I actually had this idea of
of getting a bunch of cops together.
And, and starting like a comedy troop.
Like a stand-up comedy troop.
Except, instead of stand-up comedy we call it.
Stand-up Copedy.
He he, that sounds
very terrible.
You know what, get out of the car get out of the car dirt-bag!
Sigh, c'mon.
Alright, gimme your hands.
You're under arrest my friend.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything, all the stuff...
Anything you, yah know.
Whatever.
Doesn't really matter right.
Their kinda tight, sir.
C'mon, their not that tight.
Relax, you don't see me complaining.
You know how tight this hat is?
This is way tighter than that hat.
I guarantee you this hat,
is tighter than those cuffs.
Alright, let me try that on and you try these on.
Alright let's switch, let's switch gimme.
Alright fine, I bet you anything you're wrong. Yeah put that on.
Mind if I put this on?
So my hair's not flapping around.
Yeah, I really thought these were more comfortable.
You were right.
Sucks right, yeah.
I told you.
Need some help?
These are kinda tight, they kinda suck right.
You know what's tight? This belt.
Real uncomfortable.
I gotta tuck everything in.
What! This thing goes up my ass every two seconds.
Oh, I kill for a belt. Look at my pants they're sagging.
You wanna try this on?
Mind if I take it off?
Alright alright, take off the belt.
Go for it, take that off.
So, what's the verdict?
I kinda see what you mean.
Not so comfortable right?
Not so great.
Nice, it's still cool.
You got a gun.
The gun is cool yeah.
I will say the gun is nice.
| Gun sound |
Ah ha ho
Alright, yeah.
That's cool, it works and everything.
| Gun sound | Ok.
Alright!
Yeah yeh yeah, that's great.
Good.
Put it away now.
You, ya look like a gangster right now.
Oh you mind taking a picture of me for my wife?
You need this.
Finishing touch.
Yeah there you go, now you look like a real gangster.
Look at me, look at me.
Like that?
Look good? Yeah that look angry.
Do angry.
Look's good?
Like that, now like turn around.
I'm gonna do boomerang.
That's classic, good? Classic. You wanna take one of me?
Yeah yeah, no problem no problem. Ready?
Ready?
I got a real gun, I don't have to fake it. You know what you're missing.
You're missing the badge
Oh, good point. Mind if I borrow it, just for the picture? Take t off.
Alright, dope. Thank you.
Now you're gonna look like a real cop.
Put that on. Boom! There you go.
Now you look like a cop.
Gimme a couple different poses.
Yeah yeah.
Heh heeeh.
You're gonna get so many followers from this. It's crazy we look exactly alike.
We do, don't we?
Take the mustache. That's not a.
That's not a real mustache. Are you kidding me? No cop has a real mustache. C'mon everybody knows that. Take it.
No way, I had no idea that. You mind if I. Put it on.
Now you gonna look like a real cop, how's it look. Now we look like each other huh.
Huh ha hah. Hehe Heh.
Sigh. Alright, c'mon let's switch back now.
Shut up Dirt-bag!
You heard me, you're a dirt-bag. What, look at that.
What did I say, what. I'm a cop! I'm a cop!
Are you, you're going to jail. Are you joking right now! This is a joke?
You're a dirt-bag, will you knock it off. And take this off, I'm done with the stupid game. Gimme my hat back, Don't talk!
I'm requesting backup we got a hero here, don't listen don't listen to him. That's my radio, shut up shut up. Shut up!
Are you kidding me right now? Back up back up.
Awh, speak of the devil. That's my partner, now you're really going down. Hey!
How you doin officer. What's goin on, how you doin. What's up, Shut up dirt-bag!
Shut up dirt-bag! Eh shut up, shut up dirt-bag! Don't listen to him it's me, it's me. It's your partner.
You're not going to believe him. Ask me something only I would know. What do I do for a living.
You're a cop, heh see!
You see, it's me. That's my brother, it's me. That's my brother, this is ridiculous. I can't believe this is happening, anyway I got some uh. I gotta go do some cop...
Cop stuff, you good. You just let him go,
Hey, you're just letting him go. hey, hey come back here. That's that's the criminal. Alright c'mon.
Let's go downtown dirt-bag, hold on hold on. One sec one sec one sec.
You ever tried these on before?
No I've never tried them on actually, their really tight.
It's like, really really tight. Not as uncomfortable as this hat. You wanna switch.
Yeah why not, could be fun. Cool.