Ro: Hey guys, it’s Ro! Welcome to another Nerdy Nummies!
Ro: Today I have 2 very special guests, Dan and Phil!
Phil: Hi! Dan: What up Num-sters! Ro: Yeah, you guys know these guys…
Phil: Is that a thing? That’s not the thing!
Ro: You guys have no idea how many requests I got for you guys to come bake,
Ro: so I am so excited. Dan: It’s because we make baking videos that are really terrible…
Phil: Yeah. Dan: So I think all our audience is just so desperate to see us
Dan: do a successful bake. Phil: See how it’s actually done!
Ro: We’re gonna do it today. If you guys aren’t familiar them, they are amazing,
Ro: I’m gonna put their links down below so you should go check ‘em out.
Ro: Dan and Phil both have separate channels and then they do a combined gaming
Ro: channel, Dan and Phil Games, so go check it out, I love it! And we are gonna be making a recipe from
Ro: the indie game… All: UNDERTALE!
Ro: That was really good! Dan: Boom! There you go!
Phil: We are playing this right now on our gaming channel and I love it so much!
Ro: This is perfect! Dan: I know, it’s, it’s ruining our lives in the best way ever!
Ro: Today we are gonna be making the donuts form the game called Spider Donuts.
Phil: Ooooh! Dan: Bah-bah-bah! Ro: But the recipe is going to be dairy free.
All: Let’s get started!
Ro: The things you will need to make these Spider Donuts will be:
Dan: 1-1/2 cups of all purpose flour, 3 tablespoons of oil, 1 teaspoon of apple
Dan: cider vinegar, 1/4 of a teaspoon of baking soda, 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract.
Phil: 2 teaspoons of baking powder, 1/4 of a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of
Phil: lemon zest. Dan: Please don’t touch the lemon like that Phil…
Phil: Sorry! I’m sorry. Dan: Phil has defiled a lemon everybody.
Phil: A 1/2 a cup of sugar, 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons of almond milk.
Ro: 3 cups of sifted powdered sugar, 1/3 cup of blueberry juice, a few drops of
Ro: purple food coloring and a donut pan.
All: Now let’s put it all together!
Phil: Ohp! Ow!
Ro: The first thing that we’re gonna do is sift together our dry ingredients.
Ro: So I’m gonna have Phil, you’re gonna hold down the bowl. Dan: Oh no!
Phil: OK, I’m warning you, I’m the clumsiest person on Earth, so… Ro: OK.
Dan: You gave Phil the job that creates mess. Ro: Uh-oh! Phil: I’m gonna try my best!
Ro: Pour it right in here. Phil: Do I shake it? Do I vibrate it?
Ro: Shake it, just a little, controlled. Controlled shake. Phil: Controlled shaking.
Dan: Controlled shaking Phil! Phil: OK, just do it, I’m doing it!
Phil: Whew! Dan: You annihilated that flour. Ro: That’s amazing! Phil: Alright.
Ro: And these chunks, we don’t need ‘em, get ‘em out of here!
Dan: Sift that. Ro: Now our sugar, salty-salty! Phil: Like a bit of salt, there we go!
Dan: What is happening? Get out! Ro: That’s it, jump it around.
Phil: Oh there we go, there we go! It’s coming out.
Dan: Whoa is that a whisk? Whoa, OK didn’t tell me there’d be whisks involved today!
Ro: Baking soda and baking powder, you can put them in at the same time,
Ro: that’s OK. Phil: Let’s do it!
Ro: Whisk together until well combined. You can do it slow. Phil: That’s slow!
Ro: Or fast to create a lot of dust if you want. Phil: I am creating a lot of dust…
Dan: It’s just like, ‘We’re walking in the earth!’ Phil: I am sorry everyone!
Dan: OK, let’s just put down this whisk right here, what’s happening with the lemon Ro?
Ro: Alright, so what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna need to zest it. Phil: Yes.
Ro: So if you’re not familiar with zesting… Phil: That looks dangerous!
Ro: It’s very easy! Dan: Get that away from us! Oh my gosh!
Phil: What is this? Ro: I’m gonna teach you. Dan: This isn’t a Phil job!
Ro: It’s a very fine micro blade, kind of like a cheese grater. Phil: Mmmmm.
Dan: Oooh, micro blade! Ro: But you’re just gonna hold this down, like that.
Dan: Nice!
Dan: Oh, drag that lemon. Ro: Here, you got it!
Dan: OK, I like this… Phil: You could be a professional zester Dan!
Ro: Zesting! Dan: Finally a viable career! Bye YouTube!
Ro: You can zest lemons… Dan: Your enemies. Phil: Spiders.
Ro: Those are popular baking zests. Dan: What would happen if you tried to zest a plum?
Ro: They don’t really have that kind of skin for that. Phil: No… Ro: No….
Dan: I’m gonna do it!
Ro: Now we’re gonna add all of our zest into our dry ingredients.
Phil: So as the dry ingredients went so well, what happens now?
Ro: Now we are gonna make non-dairy buttermilk, this is a very very easy thing to do.
Dan and Phil: Oooh!
Ro: Who wants to pour the apple cider vinegar into our almond milk?
Phil: I feel like my entire life has been leading up to this moment.
Dan: Phil, you are the no lactose guy, you need to make this not-buttermilk. Ro: Yeah!
Phil: Here we go. Ro: Just slowly pour it in, then using a spoon you’re just going
Ro: to slowly stir it together. You want to stir until it starts to curdle, and
Ro: this is basically making a buttermilk replacement.
Dan: So this is cow-free witchcraft right now, look at this! Phil: Mmmm, here we go!
Dan: Now we can add in the vanilla extract and oil. Oh yeah! Phil: That was satisfying.
Dan: Oh my gosh look at this. Ro: Then give it 1 more stir.
Ro: We’ve got our wet ingredients, our dry ingredients. Phil: Yeah?
Ro: I’m gonna have both of you work together, this is teamwork.
Phil: Uh…. Dan: Oh no!
Phil: I’m pouring, slower? Ro: Be the turtle!
Dan: You’re pouring on my finger, don’t pour it on my finger!
Ro: The only thing to remember is not to over-mix because you don’t want your batter
Ro: to be too tough!
Dan: So we didn’t make a gigantic mess, we have scooped our donut mixture into these
Dan: piping bags, look at this! Phil: They look like alien carrots.
Dan: And now it’s time to whack out the scissors. Phil: Oh no. Ro: Yes. Dan: Carefully!
Ro: You want to make sure to spray your pan so that it won’t stick while it’s baking.
Dan: Your spray is a lot more controlled than Markiplier’s was…
Phil: That was a heavy flow…
Markiplier: I was told heavy! Ro: Yep, heavy. Markiplier: They didn’t say how heavy!
Ro: So start at the bottom. Phil: Yeah? Ro: And you’re just gonna fill it about 2/3 full.
Dan: So how much mixture do we have? Phil: Oh no, wait! I’m sorry!
Dan: Phil what the heck? Ro: Oh whoa! Phil: I’m sorry!
Phil: It’s falling back in, it’s fine!
Ro: It’s OK. Dan: You destroy everything you touch!
Phil: Stop making me laugh! Dan: What is wrong with you, control yourself!
Phil: Stop making me laugh! Dan: You have destroyed this video, and our futures!
Ro: I’m gonna pop these in the oven, you’re gonna heat your oven to 375
Ro: degrees and bake these for about 10-12 minutes. Dan: Not 13!
Phil: No! Ro: No! Phil: Then it’s set afire! Ro: You’ve gone to far!
Dan: I’m watching you!
Dan: So whilst that’s baking, what is this that has appeared before us?
Phil: Dun-da-da-daaaa! Ro: Donut glaze! Phil: My favorite kind of glaze!
Dan: You’ve got to glaze it!
Ro: Glaze is very easy to make you guys, you just need powdered sugar, and here
Ro: I’ve got my blueberry juice, so Phil I’m gonna have you pour this in here and
Ro: Dan, whisk together. Phil: OK. Dan: It’s literally just sugar and a color,
Dan: you can’t mess this up. Phil: Am I doing this the right way? Ro: Yeah!
Phil: Wooop! Dan: He’s doing it in a smiley face. Phil: There we go!
Ro: You could just leave it here, but I’m gonna bring a little bit more
Ro: vibrance, I’m just gonna add 1 little drop of food coloring.
Dan: Oh man, I just want that all over me!
Ro: Now, our donuts have baked, they’ve had plenty of time to cool.
Dan: Da-da-da-da! Ro: I’ve put them on top of a drying rack.
Phil: Ba-ba-ba-ba! Dan: Mmmmhmmm. Ro: And then, placed it on top of a cookie sheet
Ro: lined with a piece of parchment paper, so that it will catch the excess glaze that
Ro: drips off. Phil: OK. Dan: So no matter how much mess we are definitely gonna
Dan: make… Ro: Mmmhmmm. Dan: It will just drip through. Phil: Nice!
Dan: See, we just destroy our house. Phil: Yeah. Dan: Find sugar everywhere for months.
Ro: I just like go slow and steady.
Phil: I’m imagining it’s a snail that I’m going in a spiral shape.
Dan: Oh that’s so much better than me. Ro: What are you doing?
Dan: I regret all my life choices. Phil: Oh Dan, what are you doing!?
Phil: I don’t know, mine’s just fallen down the stairs…
Phil: Yours is like… Dan: It’s not having a great time.
Phil: I’m trying a new technique now. Dan: OK, what is this new technique you’re trying?
Phil: It’s like a lion’s mane, rawr!
Dan: I’m going for the whirlpool that represents the inner torment in my soul.
Phil: Yay! Dan: There we go.
Dan: Oh no, I got some on my hands. Phil: Oh no what a shame! Oh no!
Dan: Oh no it’s happening again! Phil: Oh no! What's happening!?
Ro: Treats for me! Dan: Just lay me down, can you both just pipe it into my mouth?
Dan: This is happening.
Ro: They’re gonna set for just a few minutes. Phil: OK. Ro: And then, we have
Ro: 1 final decoration step. Dan: The spiderweb? Ro: Yep! Phil: You know it!
Dan: Yes! Ro: Pew-pew-pew-pew! Phil: Dan got all the gold stars!
Ro: That’s Spiderman. Phil: I bet he’s happy it comes out of his arms and not
Phil: out of his nose. Ro: That would be hard if you were him to shoot them
Ro: out of your nose because you’d have to go…. Phil: Yeah. Dan: And that’s just gross!
Ro: We are gonna need some white royal icing. Phil: OK.
Ro: I put them in plastic baggies with number 2 tips at the end for a little bit more control.
Phil: So what’s happening. Ro: We are gonna pipe 2 crosses, any way you want,
Ro: you can go horizontal or vertical.
Dan: What, what are you doing!? Phil: I drew a cross?
Dan: What on earth do you think a spider’s web looks like? Phil: I’m sorry!
Phil: I’m sorry! Ro: Oh no! Dan: Oh my gosh! Phil’s spider got a bit dizzy!
Ro: We’ve got our crosses, now it’s time for inner-web. Phil: Inner-web!
Ro: They kind of look like little smiley faces. Dan: They need the little ladder
Dan: steps for them to climb on. Phil: Yes. Ro: Yeah! Dan: Otherwise how could the spider sit in the web?
Phil: Rainbows... Ro: So in between each line, you’re just going to do a little happy face.
Phil: I’ve got this! Mine looks quite spooky though.
Dan: Yours, yeah yours looks like a true basement web!
Phil: One that’s been around for awhile. Ro: Let me see, you guys, let us know who has the best
Ro: web, I think we all know who it is… Phil: Um, definitely not me!
Dan: Don’t, don’t even humor us in the comments guys, we don’t deserve it!
Ro: Now we’re gonna decorate the rest of our donuts! Phil: OK, I'm gonna do this one well.
Dan: I mean mine looks like the spider ate some bad chili, and it just kind of lost control whilst
Dan: trying to make a web… Haaarrrrggggghhhhh!
All: Ta-da!
Ro: Here are the spider donuts that we made today, in honor of Undertale!
Phil: I’m so proud of us! Dan: Muffet would be proud!
Phil: They’re so good! Dan: Especially with this little apron as well.
Ro: Yeah you guys, spoiler! When you meet Muffet… Phil: Spoiler alert!
Ro: This is her tablecloth in the video game.
Ro: So let’s display our favorite donut. Phil: My favorite donut here,
Phil: mine’s the basement donut. Dan: Yours is the beautifully iced one!
Phil: Beautiful, it’s almost as if you know how to bake! Dan: The successful one!
Ro: We have to do a taste test. Phil: OK, let’s do this!
Phil: Hawmh! Mmmm! They are so good!
Ro: That’s good! Mmmm! Dan: I’m gonna need a private moment, OK, sorry guys!
Ro: I like the lemon! Dan: Whoooooooo!
Ro: A big thank you to Dan and Phil for coming and baking with me today!
Both: Thank you for having us!
Dan: We had a great time! Ro: You guys, this was so fun!
Dan: This was a successful bake! Phil: Yes! Dan: We, we really needed this in our lives!
Ro: Can I come visit you? Both: You can! Dan: We’ll show you how we bake in the UK!
Phil: Introduce you to the queen. Dan: You’ll have a terrible time!
Ro: These guys are amazing, please go check out their channels if you haven’t already,
Ro: I’ll be putting all their links down below. And I’ll be taking lots of pictures
Ro: of our baking creations that we made today and I’ll be posting them on
Ro: Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter! And if you guys make these, please
Ro: take a picture, and send them to us, we would love to see your baking creations.
Dan: We would! Just send ‘em over! Phil: So much! Send everything!
Ro: I love to like, re-tweet them and stuff. Dan: All that. Ro: It just makes me happy!
Phil: Yay! Ro: Makes my day! Alright, thanks again you guys, bye-bye!
Phil: Bye! Dan: Goodbye! Ro: Dee-dee!