You know, I love to tease Andy about being average,
but there is something he is excellent at:
making me laugh when he gets scared.
He's so great at it, he should get a medal or a ribbon,
or at least his own montage.
So here are some of my favorite Andy scares over the years.
Enjoy.
OK
Is something going to happen right away?
No, no, no, they never hit you right away.
How do you know?
Because I've done these every year.
I don't like you!
I need you to be stronger.
Oh!
Mother-[BLEEP], stop it!
[BLEEP]
Thank you, Jesus.
Jewish!
Get your ass out of the way!
Get your ass!
Ow!
Go back!
What do you mean, ow?
You ran me into the door frame!
The guy on the right, there's a guy on the right.
I forgot which was my right.
Jiminy Christmas!
What is that?
Is that a [BLEEP]-ing pig?
Oh my God, I love you.
Come on, we know you're going to scare us, we're ready.
No, not from that side!
Stop it!
Against the rules!
Watch, see that hole?
Watch that hole.
Holy crap, are you kidding me?
It was like a choir of zombies.
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
Oh my God, it's --
suddenly I'm in a porn.
Wow.
Weird slash arousing.
Not scary, even.
OK.
What are you trying to say?
I live in a closet.
Oh, he lives in a closet.
Come out, it's so much freer.
[BLEEP] you, I'm out.
Wait!
You've got to wait for me.
Wait!
Don't [BLEEP]-ing-ing run away from me.
Just come on!
You good?
We are on a break!
Which part of break do you not get?
Wait, you guys.
OK, table.
Who is it?
Here's the thing, they never do it twice, so now we know.
The right, but they won't do it again, they never do it twice.
You don't do it twice!
Andy!
If you're going to lie to me, this is not going to go well.
That's not supposed to be that way
and I'm going to talk to supervisors.
Oh my gosh!
We're good.
Are you good?
Yeah.
They're trying to distract you with the --
When will this be over?
I think I just lost a tooth.
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] everybody.
Aw [BLEEP], my weave.
Absolutely.
We are 100% --
100%.
No-scary-ass bitches.
No-scary-ass --
Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween, bitches.