I understand how Kelly felt.
Greetings gamers and welcome back to top 10 gaming, im your host connor munro and I have
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Sonic is a total beast of gaming, saving Sega and ultimately helping them become as big
as they are today.
He left Mario in the dust only to get nerfed when he went to the Olympics.
Which bring me to today, sure sonic has raced the characters in the Mario universe when
they went to the Olympics, but what about other characters he hasn’t gotten a chance
to meet yet?
That’s what we’re exploring with todays list of the Top 10 Characters Sonic Needs
To Race.
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#10 Superman Lets get a few of the obvious ones out of
the way first.
Superman is one fast boy, hailing from the DC universe of Comic Books, tv and movies,
the flying blue bullet can cover some serious ground.
The flash once said that superman was able to move at 2 thousand miles per second, which
is 7.2 million miles per hour, and Mach 9350.
This is within earth’s atmosphere however, since in the vacuum of space he can move faster
than light.
Which could be a formidable foe for our little blue bowling ball, and especially if it was
in space, but in that case sonic wouldn’t be able to run so technically there would
be no point.
This isn’t a vs video so I wont really dive into who would win, but feel free to debate
for yourself in the comments, I know the comics have him run super fast, but in the comics
Superman has also starred in a love film directed by a supervillain named sleeze, so I’d say
just focus on the games.
#9 Quicksilver Perhaps a more formidable foe in for little
boy blue here, the speedster of the Marvel universe is a fair bit slower than Supes in
all honesty.
Clocking in at around 4939 kilometers per hour.
So this could be a fair match for the blue boy where according to the original Game Theory
about sonic’s speed he runs a whopping 80 miles per hour at best.
But that theory was later scrapped by the community and matpat himself so there is no
need to actually base anything off it.
Being born with his abilities since he’s the son of magneto, Quicksilver has been depicted
in various different media, the xmen movies and the MCU, but he has different origins
in the MCU and also somehow cant catch bullets unless its with his body.
If captain america’s shield is made of vibranium, does that mean Hawkeye’s shield is made
of Quicksilver?
You’re welcome, it’s a totally 100% original joke, I did not just see it in a meme like
4 years ago and remember it until I had a reason to say it, I swear.
#8 Goku Goku is basically a god, especially in his
super saiyan mode he will probably decimate sonic, but with all the chaos emeralds the
totally not a knock off version of super saiyan sonic may end up holding his own.
Unless he’s like the store brand version of it, like the great value, or Kirkland signature
version.
Sounds like a Rhett and link game, can we tell what super saiyan modes are real and
not from hell?
I don’t know what im saying.
Tangent aside, goku has essentially god like abilities that sonic may not be able to handle,
but again, I ploy you to debate it in the comics because I honestly don’t know much
about dragon ball.
I think tht sonic would be screwed here, considering how Goku fought in a whole tournament wearing
over 100 kilos of weighted clothing, only to take it off for the final round and be
extremely fast and agile.
I don’t think sonic could even lift 10 kilos, let alone 10 times that.
So I mean I think its obvious, but you Sonic stans may have more of an idea
#7 The Flash No name brand blues clues has literally no
way of beating the Flash.
No matter what version of the flash you look at.
Be it the comic version, who literally harnessed the kinetic energy of everyone on earth to
be instantaneous teleportation, the smallville version that beat clark in a race, or the
Cw version that has had his full potential unlocked during hour 4 of the Crisis on infinite
earths crossover.
The connection that The Flash has with the speedforce is what makes him unbeatable in
a footrace.
Unless you’re the villain for the first 3 seasons of the show.
Sonic has no connection to the speedforce, therefor would not be able to even lick it
even on his fastest day.
Clark had to use a special suit in smallville just to catch a glimpse.
Unless the flash brought him in there, which could actually improve sonics speed maybe?
Do you think that being brought into the speedforce would improve Sonic’s speed or would it
just remain the same?
#6 Tracer This overwatch hero specializes in speed,
after an accident while piloting a fighter jet called the slipstream, her molocules had
become desychronized with time.
She would disappear for hours or days at a time, this caused her to have weird dreams
about her various pasts, including working as a kitchen maid.
After some tests a scientist came up with the Chronal Accelerator, a device that is
capable of anchoring Tracer in the present, but also allowing her to control her own time.
She is able to speed it up or slow it down at will, meaning the can just speed herself
up and run as fast as she can.
On August 16th 2018, this channel uploaded a video called Sonic vs Tracer, where Kelly
concluded that Tracer would win by using a magazine that stated Tracer would just shoot
him.
So there you go.
Thanks Kelly!
Sorry I took your desk.
#5 Dash Parr Dash is the speedster of the Incredibles universe,
often using his speed to play pranks on his teacher, and somehow getting caught on camera
doing it, meaning he may not be doing as fast as sonic.
Dash’s fastest speed is when he ran on water, so maybe calculating that could help us get
his top speed.
When Barry Allen ran on water during the Flash TV series, they estimated he would have to
run at least 650 miles per hour.
Grant Gustin weighs 165 pounds.
So taking that ratio of 130 pounds of force for every 33 pounds you weigh, Dash would
need to run 260 miles per hour to accommodate for his 60 pounds of human.
So his top speed being around 260 miles doesn’t even come close to the top speed of sonic
which is around 750 miles per hour.
Look at me, getting my theorist cap on and probably making everyone hate me in the process.
Go me.
#4 Bullet Bill The ultimate power up from Mario kart that
for some reason we only get when we’re in last place.
They can however show up when you’re in any place, but last longer the further back
you are.
The bullet bills in Mario Kart are hella huge and hella fast, causing you to catch up with
someone far ahead of you within only a matter of seconds.
Being hit in a game may be different than the kart version, but damn does he move fast.
Sonic racing this thing would be hella interesting, but just in team sonic racing, not on foot.
Because I had to find a way to fit this game in there because we gotta love this amazing
game.
Right?
Is it just me?
Im not hearing anyone comment to agree so ill just move on.
Just race bullet bill, make me happy and ill leave you alone okay?
Well I will, but the channel wont.
So I guess technically I wont.
Sonic’s probably filing a restraining order at this point.
Sorry man.
#3 Detective Pikachu Another video I did before I officially became
a host was Sonic vs Detective Pikachu.
In that video I was actually talking about if they truly fought.
Sonic won, but only because Detective Pikachu doesn’t have powers.
But in a race, the outcome would probably be the same, considering how Pikachu wouldn’t
be able to use quick attack or volt tackle, meaning he would have to rely on his own speed.
Which wont come up anywhere close to sonics top speed of Mach 1.
But there’s always something to appreciate.
Like I would be faster running to see detective Pikachu again than to see the sonic movie.
That’s for sure.
But at least we’re getting a smash bros universe, so that should be interesting.
Its not confirmed officially, but its confirmed in my head.
Do you guys need someone to play master hand because, Im your guy.
Clearly, based on the awesome hand gestures I just did to prove to you that I was the
right guy.
Im really running out of things to say at this point.
#2 Speed Deoxys Deoxys is one of those pokemon that has multiple
forms.
Normal, Speed, Defense and Attack.
But what is this dna test pokemon able to do if its not protecting or attacking, definitely
not snacking that’s for sure.
In its speed form Deoxys has a base speed stat of 180, and when leveled up fully to
level 100, its speed can range anywhere from 328 – 504.
Now there is no real world comparison to this for real life, we could say that those numbers
are miles per hour, meaning that sonic would still be faster, but what if we can do one
better?
That’s right another knock off mini game theory episode for you.
I feel like a walmart at this point, next thing you know im gonna run into someone higher
than the stratosphere at 2 am.
One of the most notoriously slow pokemon, Slowpoke who’s name is literally short for
slow pokemon.
Has a base speed stat of 15.
At level 100, this can range anywhere from 31-141.
Now can we really believe that no matter how trained this pokemon got, he’d be able to
keep up with cars on the highway?
NO way in hell is slowpoke running 141 miles per hour.
Meaning that these numbers have to be faster than miles per hour, and deoxys is even slower
than we thought.
#1 Goat Simulator Goat This goat may not be particularly fast, but
I think this would be a more tortoise and the hare kinda situation here.
Sonic is cocky, we know that from his character and from the first new trailer for the movie.
So if he was racing just a goat he would obviously wait at the finish line until he could see
the goat coming up over the hill before he crossed it.
But the thing is, this isn’t any ordinary goat.
Sure sonic wont take a nap and let the goat walk past him, but this goat has one hell
of a tongue.
Lickytoungue be damned this sticky tongue is the way to go.
Being able to hold onto cars and bicycles while theyre on the move, this tongue has
dealt with more crap than me my final year of highschool.
The goat would just attach himself to sonic while he runs, and as soon as sonic stops
to look for the goat, the goat will keep that momentum and fly across the finish line before
sonic will even notice.
Too bad, so sad, sucking a lollypop.
I would watch a Goat Simulator movie.
Something tells me it would be so bad its good, like the game.
There we have it friends the top 10 characters sonic needs to race.
Is there anyone on this list that you think should have been, and who on this list would
you like to see sonic race?
Let me know below and on your way down whether its to answer my question or yell at me, be
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