- I'm Jonathan.
- And I'm Antoni.
- Hello, I'm Tan France.
- Hey friends, I'm Karamo.
- And today we're getting under the covers with Cosmo.
- And Anti's not wearing pants.
Jealous?
- (whispers) Rawr.
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- Bobby's in literally a plane.
- Oh yeah.
- Coming home from China.
- From China.
He's starting an empire.
- He's probably like goddamn renovating--
- Furniture design.
- at least 30 houses by himself.
- Yes.
Who has the weirdest bedtime routine?
- Jonathan?
- You!
- What do you mean?
- You can--
- You want to show my bedtime routine?
- Okay, so he does take power naps throughout the day,
however, you can sometimes have two hours
worth of sleep and then you're good to go the next morning.
- I can.
It's from all those late nights in college partying.
- This boy has trained his body to run on nothing.
If I don't get minimum eight hours, preferably 10,
- His hair doesn't come out like that.
- I am grouching, yeah!
You know it's been a rough night
if my hair's not looking right.
- It's probably Tan, even though I don't know what it is.
- It's you by far, Jonathan.
- Oh.
- You listen to like four hours of records.
- I do.
- In his whitey tighties.
He lights every candle that he can find.
Like almost burns the house down every night.
- Some tea lights.
- He waters one of his 87 plants
that's all over his apartment 'cause he loves foliage
in his house.
- Vitamin C serum.
- Yeah, Vitamin C Serum and I think he's ready for bed.
- I don't sleep with anything on, oh!
- You sleep naked?
(gasps)
I sleep naked, too.
- I sleep completely naked.
- (in southern accent) I like to sleep naked.
- I sleep full naked.
- Actually, I'm lying.
I have to sleep with a sweater on
and nothing on the bottom.
(record scratch)
- Ew, really? - Yeah.
- (in southern accent) Or I like little boxer briefs
to make me feel contained and safe.
- Full naked.
- I definitely snore very bad.
- I'm such a bad snorer.
- Like I think I've got the sleep apnea.
- I have like a deviated septum.
Tanny has like a gentle whisper of a snore
if he falls asleep in a car.
- Oh my god, Tanny.
- It's very gentle.
Karamo makes zero sound when he sleeps
'cause he can fall asleep standing up
the way farm animals do.
- Cows do that.
- Who would be the most comfortable to sleep with?
I wanna say Bobby just because--
- He likes it cold?
- He likes it cold and I like it cold,
so I'm gonna say Bobby.
Who would you sleep with?
Physically sleep with.
- Not have sex with.
- Yes.
- You.
- Because you know I would respect your space
'cause I love a boundary?
- No, because you're the perfect like
- Size?
- Yeah!
- For a little spoon!
- Look at this!
This is exactly what I want.
- However, sorry just to be clear, turn bitch!
I'm never the little spoon!
- And this is why I could never sleep with Tan!
How do I feel about sexy texts?
I think it's very healthy for people to send sexy texts.
I think it gets the imagination going.
I think it's better than seeing visual porn.
I think we've lost the art of saying words
that like get us feeling like we're going--
Stop sending... dick pics.
I didn't want to say the D word and then I--
Stop sending them.
It's not cute.
Don't do it.
I would love-- - Describe it!
- Yeah!
- Like describe what you want to do.
- Yeah.
- Nobody wants to see a pic like that.
- And the last thing you should mention is the genital.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Male or female, so don't go there.
Go to like I would love to kiss your neck.
I would love to hold your hand.
I would love to caress your ears and your--
- And listen, this is Cosmo, you can talk about
what you wanna do with that person.
- Yes!
- You can get dirty, you just don't give it all away.
- Yeah.
♪ If I could turn back time ♪
- Bun num num.
- No, I'm singing to you.
Go to sleep.
- Oh, okay.
♪ If I could find the way ♪
♪ I would take back all the words that hurt you ♪
♪ And you'd say ♪
No, I'm just kidding.
(singing in French)
Oh, I love this song.
(singing in French)
Get to the chorus.
(singing in French)
Pop-Tart.
(singing in French)
Real nice nooking it.
- That was Celine Dion
- Really pretty French song.
- With a little bit of modification
because I forgot the words.
(singing over each other)
- Yeah.
- My midnight snack is my daytime snack.
- Same all day, every day.
- Yeah.
- Welch's gummies and a Coca Cola.
- Yes!
Starbursts, I love pink Starburst.
- Oh yeah, yeah, he loves his Starbursts.
He loves his Starbursts.
- Yes, that's it.
- Never chocolate.
Unless it's a man.
- Mm.
- I'm engaged.
But if I wasn't.
- Probably like chicken fingers
or brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts or cookies.
- 20 minute list.
Croissant, pain au chocolat preferably.
- Some really medjool date with the pits in
'cause they're more moist.
- A Crack Pie from Milk Bar.
- And then I make a little incision
and I take the pit out.
- Levain cookies from Levain.
Probably the chocolate peanut butter one.
- And then I love a chamomile tea.
Mighty Leaf makes a really nice one
that have really lovely citrus nodes.
And a large bottle of water.
- I also really like a Bounty bar from the U.K.
I really like a Boost.
- If I really want to be naughty,
I take a Lindt chocolate bar,
they're really thin, and there's a nice
burnt caramel sea salt one
and I take it out of the freezer
'cause it just melts in your mouth.
- Only thing I understood out of that was a Bounty bar.
(gasps)
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