Hey hey heeey! What's going on everybody?
Chef Rob here
Welcome back to another episode of Man vs. Din
Lasagna edition! I love lasagna, you love lasagna.
I haven't met anyone that doesn't like lasagna, and if I did... I don't know if I'd trust that person.
I mean, it's deliciousness stacked in layers on top of one another
Whatever the case, one of you suggested last week
***lasagna roses***
One of Tasty's brand new inventions. And you can see that it looks pretty
f***ing ridiculous! This just inspired me to go down the deep dark Internet hole of lasagnas
And there are a f*** ton of them
So without hesitation
Let's get lasagna-ing, shall we?
All right before we get into the first course the
Alcoholic Appetizer, one of my favorites let me just tell you I looked up the lasagna shots
And there's there's nothing. Not a f***ing thing.
which means that what you are witnessing right now is history right here in my kitchen
you and me on the show
F*** going to culinary school, YouTube !
I'm usin' a little vodka
A lil' uh...little more.
a little Bloody Mary Mix over here
minced garlic
Maybe like a little dash of Italian spice boom fresh basil
Crush 'em up and throw them in there
And I'm not necessarily sure whether or not putting a little bit of ricotta in here is a good idea or a bad idea
Throw few ice cubes in there, and shake it up!
Oh wait wait hold up. I'm gonna do a little something special to this cocktail glass
Parmesan rim!
All right here we go!
lasagna shots!
a little garnish..
on the TOP!
Let's see how it tastes
mm! mm! it's strong, but it's good
that Parmesan RIM!
Mmm
ooh!
Like drinking lasagna!
You wanna taste it? Hold on, here.
Get a little rimjob action in there, huh?
Real good!
All right moving on to the star of the show
We have the edible internet entree
lasagna roses
so for this you're gonna need to grab all of the shit that you see here
I'm not gonna list it for you. It's too f***ing boring
STEP ONE
You cook your pasta-shaped lasagna (he means lasagna-shaped pasta). you throw it in some boiling water
10-12 minutes later you let it cool and while you do that
Take out your cupcake tray which I hope you have at this point in your life
And you take some tomato sauce and you line the bottom of the cupcake pan with it
*struggle grunts*
TAPTAP
MWAHAHAHAHAAaaaa *victory*
Simple enough! next step!
I'm just choppin' up some basil putting in this ricotta stirring that up
You throw one of those down with a little ricotta some shredded cheese
And I'm just gonna dabble a little tomato sauce in there, and then you just roll it up check that out, right
That's rose-y
and then you just plop that down into there, and then you just repeat this process another...
Another six, eight times? Dozen times? As many times as you f**kin' want!
*plop* ssh*** ah, dammit
And when you are all done
This is what you're looking at pretty spectacular actually
and now we'll throw them into the oven 375F for 30 minutes
time to get started on the desserts!
scrolling through the lasagna I came across in this one
a Cinnamon. Bun. F***kin. Lasagna.
Can things get any f***kin more delicious?
I don't know, but I'm gonna add a little something to this recipe and f***kin take it to the next level
Nutella! Cinnamon bun nutella...
lasagna!
Unbelievable!
you get yourself a lasagna pan you get yourself a f**- ton of cinnamon roll tubes
And you start putting those down
Press spoon in seam until can pops open
There a better f**kin way to do this?
Ooh! But it's okay
son of a bitch this isn't the one i wanted!
Oh, I got the wrong kind
I was kind of looking for like the strips. Like they have 'em where they're like... you pop them open
And they're just wrapped up in a layer.
S**t, I gotta go back to the f**kin store now.
It's 12:42 - this place is packed
real weird coming to the store this late
is this what we need?
Alright a whole bunch of them. Let's do this.
I got a bunch of different cinnamon options. I think we'll figure it out
And you know what I knew I smelled it when I walked at the door these things are ready! Lasagna roses coming up!
Yeah, look at that.
whoo whoo, HOTHOTHOT
Ooh... Shit look at those
these turned the f**k OUT
alright, I'm making up a plate over here for 'em
I'm gonna throw some basil
along with a little marinara on the bottom
real f**kin decorative artsy s**t
and then I'm just gonna put e'm in it. make it like a little bouquet!
Ooohhh Shit look at these!
huh!? come on now!
all right here we go
Mmm
oh my god, delicious
Mmm. Oh my god. I just f**kin DEVOURED that one!
damn!
"Bon appetite" or whatever
MM! oh my GOD
And the crunch on here listen to this
*crunch* *moaning in pleasure*
this is like a f**kin' mukbang video all of a sudden
I gotta save some of these for Corinne
I'm gonna make this cinnamon roll bulls**
the Grands maybe? yes, yes what I'm talking about
Put a layer down on the bottom of your lasagna pan like so
You're gonna want to warm up this icing here, and then just spread a nice little layer of that down
F**k yeah.
hahAaa!!
Layer one complete.
Now is where the good part comes in and you add an entire jar of Nutella
It's a little bit thick so we're gonna put it in the microwave
I'll just want to warm up for me like I don't know 20 seconds 15 seconds
Whoa.
Whoa-whoa-whoa whoa!
Smoking! the alarms are gonna go off.
*beep beep beep*
Apparently you can't put that in the microwave
Whew! Got it out just in time. And look at that!
Are you f**kin seeing this right now?
This is a whole f**kin jar of Nutella.
Drizzle with a little more icing for the f**k of it!
Hehehehehehe. This looks ridiculous.
Ridiculously delicious!
Then just add one more layer on here, and you are ready.
Boom! Just pop that in see you in a minute!
A leettle longeur zan a few minutes lateur
*vent sounds, smoke alarm beeping, Rob swearing*
Got it out just in time and look at that!
now you just take a little bit more Nutella.
Ooohhhhhh, That's the way you do it
that is a goddamn winner
Whoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo! that's hot, that's hot, that's hot!
That's that's what we're looking at right here Nutella Cinnamon Bun F**kin Lasagna
do me a favor this Holiday Season
Don't f**k around and bring some green bean casserole bulls**t to your dinner or to your office
Party people want the cool s**T!
Bring some f**kin Nutella Cinnamon Bun Lasagna!
Let's just get into this right now
f**kin, zippity doo-dah
all right, uh... s**t, well that didn't f**kin work out!
Aw, no it's all f**kin... not gonna lie to you, a little f**kin doughy, God, dammit
the top looks done. Let's see how that is, f**k it.
I'm the only one eating it anyway, i'm not gonna eat this whole f**king thing.
Oh, yeah!
The top layer here is f**kin phenomenal!
The rest of it is just soup but this is all I need
maybe don't bring this to the f**kin holiday party
But definitely bring the lasagna roses!
dip it in a lil nutella there, it's f**kin Christmas
Thank you, thank you so much really just an honor to bring you such an amazing meal
oh I'm gonna get f**kin sick
All right set it down set it down!
Mmph, okay! okay!
it's two o'clock in the morning, i'm going to bed with a goddamn sugar rush
Well I mean it, if, I mean, well, I mean they can (it's the sugar talking)
all right. I'm f**kin done. I don't want to be making this video anymore.
I'm f**kin tired
So recap when you put all this together?
I would say the good amount of success maybe? two out of three?
No, that cocktail... that wasn't good. One out of three!
The Lasagna Roses as predicted. That was the savior.
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alright. That's it enough
I'm out. I'm leaving I'm going I'm gonna take these with me
alright. Goodnight. See ya. Go to sleep
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