Hi, I'm Andrea and I'm pregnant
Hi
Sorry, I'm Andrea. Do you not recognize me at all?
Your boyfriend got me pregnant and he's gonna help me out with it
No, he's not. You need to go find your crackhead baby daddy
We were both pretty drunk, honestly. -31 weeks, to be exact
Do you, do you know who you're talking to right now?
We can get a test or something, cause I can prove that this is your child
I have never banged any girl ever
I can vouch for that one...
You kind of did this, so... -I'm pretty sure I didn't, I'm pretty gay
You don't remember me? We met back earlier in the year, at a party
Cool, I mean, I was probably a litte wasted I don't know, maybe you're thinking of the wrong person
No. -I remember when you met her
Are you kidding? -I was with you
I'm pretty sure I would remember you
Are you pregnant? -7 months ago, around
Heavy, dude
You're a dad? -What? No way, this is totally not happening
You can see the ultrasound
I kinda remember that party dude
It's fine, we don't have to, like, exchange information, I told you that I wouldn't...
A test proves that I'm the father? -A test, yeah
You got me pregnant at a party
Of course not
My name is Billie Jean, I don't wanna cause a scene. You're the one, the kid is your son
Okay
Are you gonna help out at all? -No that's cool
Do you wanna go again?
I'm almost 54 years old
Half of what I got hurts and the other half doesn't work
It's definitely not me
I need some help with this
I don't know how I feel about this
We met at a party. -You sure? I mean...
Sorry, if this is awkward. -Well fuck, I'm a terrible person. You sure you don't need any help?
I'm gay, though...unless I was super drunk
You don't remember at all?
This is your kid. -No. -Don't lie to me. -That ain't mine
This is my kid? -Yeah, it's your kid
I was totally blacked that night, I'm sure. -Are you gonna help me out at all with this?
Sure
You don't remember me? You got me pregnant
And it was me? -Yes, it was you. -Oh, this is so crazy
I'm so sorry if I did that. So we have to marry or something?
Will you at least pay for the abortion?
If it's mine, so I'll take it
We can raise it together, if you'd like
So we have to live together...
Do you wanna get married or something?
No, not married...we can just live, you know, and raise the baby without get married
Maybe...
Are you sure it was me? -It was you, yeah
Yeah? -I'm pretty positive that it was you. -No, you're lying
Are you gonna help me at all or...? -Yeah, of course
I got you, yeah
Do you wanna maybe go again?
It's yours
Like it was... like seven months ago
Babe...
Let me see your stomach, let me see it
Okay, I've dragged this on long enough, I'm sorry. We're just filming a prank video
I've been seeing it the whole time
It's on youtube. We're gonna put the video on youtube