Fiona: WHAT YOU TALKING
ABOUT, WILLIS?
OR SAY HE WILL TO MY LITTLE
FRIEND.
Jeff: SCAR FACE.
Mark: YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE
FACE.
Jeff: AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE
THE MACHINE GUN.
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, THOUGH IS
THIS ONE.
Fiona: THE SUIT MAN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE LOVE THAT.
Fiona: HELLO, WELCOME,
WELCOME, WELCOME.
ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE A SUIT TODAY.
WE HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW.
AND WHERE CAN WE FIND YOU?
THESE ARE OUR SUITS IN TETRA
PACK CARTONS WHICH WILL BE ON
THE GROCERY SHELVES.
THEY ARE HERE IN SAN ANTONIO AT
H.E.B.
I'LL BE THERE FROM 2:00 TO 4:00.
I'LL BE THERE WITH THE SOUP.
I WOULD SAY EATING THE SOUP IS
MUCH MORE PLEASANT THAN GETTING
YELLED AT.
PEOPLE DO LIKE TO BE ABUSED.
Jeff: THAT CHARACTER IS
SYNONYMOUS WITH SEINFELD.
ELAINE HAD BAD DREAMS.
EVERYONE IN FRONT OF ME GOT
FREE BREAD.
YOU WANT BREAD?
$3.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
[ LAUGHTER ]
HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU
LOOK EXACTLY LIKE AL PACINO?
YOU KNOW "SCENT OF A WOMAN."
VERY GOOD.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
COME BACK ONE YEAR.
Jeff: ONE YEAR YOU GOT
BANNED, SOUP FOR YOU.
THEY DIDN'T GET ANY SOUP
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T DESERVE
SOUP.
JUST TO SHOW OUR SOUTHERN
HOSPITALITY WE HAVE SOUP FOR
YOU.
Jeff: HEY, WHAT DO YOU GOT
THERE?
LET'S SHOW THIS ON LIVE NATIONAL
SAN ANTONIO TELEVISION.
WE HAVE JAMBALAYA, CRAB CORN
CHOWDER AND LOBSTER BISQUE.
Fiona: GUMBO?
CHICKEN GUMBO, JAMBALAYA,
WHICH YOU HAVE TO TRY.
Jeff: WHAT AM I HAVING
HERE?
THAT'S CHICKEN GUMBO.
Jeff: HERE IT IS.
YOU CAN MEET THE SOUP MAN AT THE
H.E.B. ON BANDERA.
FABULOUS.
Fiona: IT'S CREAMY, IT'S
THICK.
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
SOUP FOR YOU.
Jeff: THE SOUP NAZI AS HE
WAS CALLED IN THE EPISODE IS
BASED OFF AN ORIGINAL PERSON.
RIGHT.
AND THIS IS THE ACTUAL SOUP THAT
THE EPISODE WAS WRITTEN ABOUT.
SO THE LETTERMAN WRITERS LOVED
THIS SOUP.
THEY WERE RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER AT THE ED SULLIVAN
THEATER.
THE SOUP STAND WAS ON EIGHTH
AVENUE IN NEW YORK.
SPIKE, WHO GOT HIRED ON TO
SEINFELD FROM THE LETTERMAN SHOW
DECIDED TO WRITE AN EPISODE
ABOUT THE GUY THAT THEY MADE
THAT NICKNAME UP FOR.
AND I GOT TO PLAY HIM.
SO NOW WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE
AND NOW I GET TO REPRESENT THIS
SOUP.
[LAUGHTER]
THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S A STORY FOR YOU.
Fiona: VERY, VERY COOL.
VERY COOL.
THAT WAS WHAT?
CRAB CORN CHOWDER.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
Fiona: OH, YEAH.
Jeff: THAT IS AWESOME.
AND THEN OF COURSE YOU BOTH
HAVE TO TRY THE LOBSTER BISQUE
BECAUSE THAT IS OUR NUMBER ONE
SELLER.
Jeff: EVERYBODY WANTS TO
KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE WORKING
WITH JERRY SEINFELD AND THAT
CROWD.
IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY EASY.
YOU THINK IT WOULD BE
INTIMIDATING BUT, YOU KNOW, THE
SHOW WAS ON SEASON SEVEN SO YOU
WERE DEALING WITH FOUR SERIES
REGULARS WHO ARE NOT AFRAID OF
LOSING THEIR JOB.
SO THEY WERE VERY PLEASANT.
IT WAS A VERY EASY WEEK'S WORK,
I MUST ADMIT.
Jeff: YOU HAVE SOME OTHER
FILMS.
I HAVE A FEW FILMS OUT THERE.
NAMELY -- THE ONE I LIKE BEST,
ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M HERE IN
TEXAS IS A WESTERN.
AND IT'S CALLED REDEMPTION FOR
ROBBING THE DEAD.
I DON'T RIDE A HORSE BUT I DO
DRIVE A HORSE WAGON.
IT'S AS CLOSE TO A HORSE ANY
BROOKLYN KID IS EVER GOING TO
GET.
[LAUGHTER]
Fiona: OH MY GOSH.
Jeff: AND YOU'RE COMING
BACK TO COMIC-CON.
I WILL BE THERE IN JULY.
Jeff: IF YOU WANT TO MEET
THE ORIGINAL SOUP MAN THAT'S AT