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>>> EVERY
>>> EVERY TAME I'M ON THE SHOW I SHOULD KISS AN AUDIENCE
MEMBER.
MEMBER.
MEMBER. WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?
WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?
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[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
0.
0. >>
0. >> BOBBY LEE IS KEEPING
TRADITION ALIVE, YOU JUST SAW
HIM KISS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
THIS MORNING.
THIS MORNING. PLEASE WELCOME BOBBY LEE TO
GREAT DAY HOUSTON.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT WAS ME?
>> THAT WAS YOU, SIR.
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS DR. KIM
JUNG.
JUNG.
JUNG. ALL
JUNG. ALL RIGHT THAT WAS WEIRD.
I APOLOGIZE, I DIDN'T ASK YOU
BEFORE AND I JUST WENT AHEAD
AND DID IT.
I GAVE YOU A EUROPEAN ONE, HOPE
YOU'RE NOT OFFENDED.
>> NO.
>> NO.
>> NO. >>
>> NO. >> YOU LIKED IT?
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> THANK YOU.
MY LIPS LIKED IT TOO, SO THANK
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. >>
YOU. >> I
YOU. >> I TAKE HER WORD FOR IT.
CAN I GET ONE BOBBY?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> YOU AND I SHOULD DO A MOVIE,
RUSH HOUR FOUR.
WE DON'T DO ANYTHING, WE JUST
SIT ON A COUCH AND WATCH THE
BACHELOR OR SOMETHING.
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH. REMINDS FOLKS WHERE YOUR SENSE
OF HUMOR CAME FROM?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> YOU'RE JUST A FUNNY GUY.
YOU REALIZE ONE DAY I'M
ACTUALLY FUNNY.
ACTUALLY FUNNY. >> I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT I WAS
FUNNY UNTIL I WAS 23 AT A
COMEDY CLUB AND THE MANAGER AT
THE COMEDY CLUB SAID I WAS
WASHING DISHES AND HE SAID YOU
SHOULD THINK ABOUT TRYING TO DO
STAND UP AND I DID IT.
>> AND YOU NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
ABOUT IT BEFORE?
>> I GUESS MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
I WAS IN THE SOUND OF MUSIC IN
HIGH SCHOOL.
HIGH SCHOOL. I WAS, I PLAYED ONE OF THE
KIDS.
KIDS.
KIDS. AND
KIDS. AND THEN WHEN ALL THE KIDS CAME
DOWN TO MEET MARIA, THE WHOLE
AUDIENCE WOULD LAUGH BECAUSE I
WAS THE ONLY ASIAN ONE.
I WENT TO THE DIRECTOR AND SAID
CAN I CHANGE THE LINES TO FIT?
?
?
? >>
? >> CAN
? >> CAN WE DO AN ZESTER DNA SO I
GOT A LAUGH THERE.
AT 23 I STARTED DOING STAND UP
AND THEN I WAS ABLE TO GET
GIRLS.
GIRLS.
GIRLS. GIRLS.
GIRLS.
GIRLS. >>
GIRLS. >> SO THERE'S SOMEONE IN YOUR
LIFE?
LIFE?
LIFE? >>
LIFE? >> YES, HER NAME IS KA LISHGSLA
AND I HAVE A POD CAST WITH HER
CALLED TIGER BELLY.
VERY PRETTY YOUNG LADY.
SHE LIKES MY BODY.
I'M SHAPED LIKE A SCALLOP.
I LOOK LIKE PIKACHU CAN
DIABETES AND I'M SMALL ALL
AROUND.
AROUND.
AROUND. I
AROUND. I REALLY AM.
AND IT'S SAD BUT.
>> YOU'RE ON STAGE DOING STAND
UP AND YOU CAN HAVE A SET BUT
IT CAN GO OUT THE WINDOW AND
YOU TAKE OFF AND DO SOMETHING
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. >> YEAH, LAST WEEK I WAS IN SAN
JOSE AND I DO THIS NUMBER AT
THE END WHERE A DANCE IN MY
UNDERWEAR BUT THE UNDERWEAR
CAME OFF.
CAME OFF.
CAME OFF. THAT HAPPENED.
THAT HAPPENED. >> THAT WAS A SURPRISE.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU'RE DOING
TV IT'S DIFFERENT.
YOU CAN REHEARSE IT.
OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND THEN WE
TALKED ABOUT THIS.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> WHEN YOU'RE DOING TV THERE'S
A CONTAINED SPIRIT.
>> YEAH, THEY WILL GIVE ME A
PASS, I'LL DO IT THE WAY THEY
WROTE IT AND I SAID CAN I DO
ONE ON MY OWN AND THEY SAID ALL
RIGHT, AND I'LL DO IT AND THEY
NEVER USE THAT ONE.
THEY USE THE ONE THEY WROTE.
>> DO WE HAVE THAT SOUND BYTE
FROM SPLITTING UP TOGETHER?
0.
0. >>
0. >> I'M
0. >> I'M NOT ONE TO CONFRONT YOU
ABOUT ANYTHING.
ABOUT ANYTHING. WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING I
LET YOU CALL ME AN TON FOR SIX
MONTHS.
MONTHS.
MONTHS. >> I MISSED THE AN TON DAYS.
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO ROCK THE
BOAT BUT I THINK THERE MIGHT BE
SOME MAJOR HOLES IN YOUR
CURRICULUM
CURRICULUM .
.
. >>
. >> I
. >> I HATE MY FACE.
I HAVE A BIG HEAD FROM MY BODY.
0.
0. >>
0. >> I
0. >> I DID THE TONIGHT SHOW WHEN
I WAS 26 YEARS OLD.
THE NEXT DAY I NEVER SAW IT.
>> YOU NEVER LOOKED AT IT?
>> YES, IT'S ON ITS WAY TO
MARS.
MARS.
MARS. I
MARS. I HAVE A LOW SELF-ESTEEM, I
DON'T LIKE THE WAY I LOOK
REALLY.
REALLY.
REALLY. >> WE LIKE LOOKING AT YOU.
>> I LIKE LOOKING AT YOU.
0.
0. >>
0. >> KAYLA, IS IT GIRLFRIEND OR
WIFE?
WIFE?
WIFE? >>
WIFE? >> I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO BE
MY WIFE ONE DAY.
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT RIGHT
NOW.
NOW.
NOW. IT'S
NOW. IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE. >> OKAY, SO TELL US ABOUT ALL
THE STUFF YOU TALK ABOUT ON
TIGER BELL.
TIGER BELL. >> WE HAVE HAD GREAT GUESTS
LIKE ERIC STONE STREET AND
CRAIG FERGUSON, THE TALK SHOW
HOST.
HOST.
HOST. WE
HOST. WE JUST HAD DANE COOK, PEOPLE
THAT LIVE IN THE AREA AND THEY
COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE TALK
FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF.
IT GETS REALLY DIRTY.
I TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.
AND IF YOU LIKE HEARING THOSE
KINDS OF THINGS, PLEASE WATCH
IT.
IT.
IT. IT'S
IT. IT'S FREE ON iTUNES ON SPOTIFY
AND ALL THAT STUFF.
SO PEOPLE REALLY LIKE IT.
>> TIGER BELLY, OKAY HONEST
STUFF.
STUFF.
STUFF. >>
STUFF. >> ARE WE SAFE SIT IN THE FRONT
ROW WITH YOU?
>> YES, COME TO MY SHOW AND SIT
IN THE FRONT ROW.
>> YOU CAN SEE BOBBY LEE NOW
THROUGH SUNDAY AT THE HOUSTON
IMPROVE.
IMPROVE.
IMPROVE. WE HAVE A LINK FOR TICKETS ON
OUR SITE GREAT DAY HOUSTON.COM.
AND BY THE WAY, TWO LUCKY
AUDIENCE MEMBERS ARE GETTING
TICKETS LISA STREKER AND RUTH
SMILEY.
SMILEY.
SMILEY. .
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