- What sound do you make when you're having sex?
Can you make it?
- Roar
(production crew laughs)
- Hey. - Hi!
- (gasps) You're a girl.
- Yep.
- I'm Paris.
- I'm Jade.
Is this your first date with a woman?
- Yeah.
I'm bicurious.
This is gonna be fun, okay.
- Oh wow, hi! - Hi!
- You're very lovely!
- Well do you wanna celebrate with a shot first?
- Yep!
- Because that's gonna help.
Cheers to single life!
- For sure.
- Cheers.
Rock, paper, scissors shoot!
Okay.
- Okay, you win. - Alright I win.
I love this question.
Ideally, how often should a couple have sex?
- I would prefer to have sex every day.
- Yes, thank you!
- But you've never had sex with a woman.
- I mean orgasms are the same thing so I feel like
- You're open.
- I'm open to an orgasm.
(production crew laughs)
- I feel that.
(clears throat)
What's my greatest asset physically?
And you didn't see me walk in.
- Wow,
get it!
- Yeah, thank you. - So pretty.
(production crew laughs) - Thank you, thank you kindly.
- You're body's just fucking beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Yes.
What's the worst thing you did in your last relationship?
- Probably just got like too comfortable.
How bout you?
- When I was with my ex-boyfriend
we had a international friend who decided to spend the night
and so she was like I've never kissed someone.
Somehow it escalated to kissing her and then my boyfriend
came out of the bedroom - okay.
- And he just was like
and so I think that was the worst thing that I've done
but it was fun.
- Okay.
I dare you to kiss me on the lips.
- Oh.
(Jade laughs)
- Kay.
- I think it's a honor and a pleasure to kiss me,
but I don't want you to do that if
especially it's your second kiss,
you might wanna take a shot.
- I'm happy that we're on the same page.
Okay, how would you rate your oral sex skills out of ten?
- That is so embarrassing to say about yourself,
but I'm a ten.
(production crew laughs)
I am.
- That's really good to know.
- Yeah, that's a very confident answer.
(production crew laughs)
Alright, have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
- I've never had to take a pregnancy test.
What about you?
I would assume,
- I'm a mom - I'm not gonna assume
- Yeah, I've got a 7 year-old daughter.
- What?
- Yeah.
- I never expected that.
- We have not been intimate since then.
- Did it take you a lot of time to figure out
that you wanted to be with a woman?
- No, I've known that I'm more attracted
to women my entire life.
- How do you identify?
- I would identify as queer I guess.
- (clears throat)
Have you ever cheated on anyone?
- I actually have technically cheated on somebody, yeah.
- What? - Sounds horrible to say yeah,
but it was in high school
and he was just a fucking idiot so I don't feel bad.
- What?
(production crew laughs)
- Alright, Do you want kids, if so, how many?
- No.
- Oh!
- I feel like I have so much
that I want to complete in my life,
but I mean dating someone with kids,
I feel like isn't a deal breaker for me.
I love children, just not my own.
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, I'm just gonna take a shot now.
- Aw!
- I thought we had a lot in common!
Would you like a shot, as well?
- Yeah.
- Perfect.
- Cheers. (glasses clink)
- Cheers.
Okay,
sit on my lap,
and stare into my eyes,
intimately for one minute or take a shot.
- Okay, does that make, is that okay with you?
- Yes.
- Well okay.
Okay you're gonna have to stare at me.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry I just am so tiny, okay.
(laughs)
(laughs) I'm sorry.
- [Producer] Quit looking at her breasts.
- You're ruining the moment.
- I'm sorry.
- [Producer] 3, 2, 1, (cheers)
- Yay we did one minute. (clapping)
- Well look at that, oh.
Have you ever had a sex dream about a certain celebrity
and who?
- Leonardo DiCaprio is like - Oh!
- My celebrity
- Leo?
Oh he's not that one for me.
- Okay but who would you choose?
- Well I never had a - If it had to be a man
- I'll pick like Nas.
- Okay, if you had to pick Nas or Drake?
- Nas.
- Drake or Kanye?
- That's terrible.
(laughter)
- Do you like Drake?
Like you would sleep with him?
Oh god, what the hell.
- I think it's my turn.
Oh my god I'm so glad this is your question.
How many sexual partners have you had?
- Can't tell you that you would sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio
I can't trust you dude.
(production crew laughs)
What music do you like to bang to?
- Drake.
(production crew laughs)
- You probably hate me now, you're like,
"when is this date over?" - I don't hate you
I think you're very sweet.
- Oh my god it's the last card.
- I know.
- Oh no.
You have to answer it.
- Yeah.
Would you like to go out on another date with me?
If yes, when and where?
If no, why not?
- It's hard for me to gauge if you are actually interested
or if you're even interested in women so, yeah.
- Well this is my first actual date with a woman,
so I don't know either, you know.
I'm just like figuring things out and as of right now
this has been really fun.
- Yeah.
- I would love to hang out again if that's okay with you.
- I would love to.
- Yes? - Yeah!
- Yay!
(applause)
- Good work
- This is interesting.
- Yeah!
- You're great.